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P'lod

P'lod is an alien who has met with every U.S. President since the election of 1980, had an affair with Hillary Clinton, and gave his endorsement to George W. Bush in the 2000 Presidential Election. P'Lod went into a coma after John Kerry cornered him and bombarded him with his campaign speeches in an attempt to convince him that he should have won the 2004 election. He awoke from his coma in late 2004 after a kiss from Condoleezza Rice.
P'lod had an AFFAIR with Hillary Clinton!!!!

And later, he endorsed Bush's campaign and opposed Kerry's campaign.

Now tell me, Conservatives, or anyone else:
WOULD YOU SUPPORT A CANDIDATE WHO WAS ENDORSED BY SOMEONE WHO HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON? (IE: PRESIDENT BUSH)

(I designed this poll to be scientifically accurate.)

Once, in Berkeley, I ran across postings of photocopied note paper that spanned the side of one block that explained that (then President George H.W.) Bush was replaced during a fishing trip with an alien clone while he was transported to the planet Yaaaaaaaaaa.

Now, you might assume that I just made that up to play on Chomies joke, but nope, I really did run across that very thing. I spent over an hour reading the whole thing and taking notes, it was fascinating.

Once, in Berkeley, I ran across postings of photocopied note paper that spanned the side of one block that explained that (then President George H.W.) Bush was replaced during a fishing trip with an alien clone while he was transported to the planet Yaaaaaaaaaa.
Yes, I've heard of Yaaaaaaaaaa. Its sister planet is Duuuuuuuude.

Now, you might assume that I just made that up to play on Chomies joke, but nope, I really did run across that very thing. I spent over an hour reading the whole thing and taking notes, it was fascinating.
And I believe you!!!! Now give my emoticon a snuggins! :fluffle:

Plus, Bush has some sort of weather machine that he used to take out NO so it would go Repub in 2008. And of course because he hates black people.

And something about a crystal through the center of the earth ... (famous Skapedroe quote).

Maybe Bill isnt really Chelsea's father.... she does sorta resemble P'lod.

Who trusts ANY high level politician?

LOL For a minute I thought you were serious there :D

Bush is a shithead. How can a president that's playing Lord of The Rings with Tony Blair in England, or arranging slumber parties in the white house, or choking on the pretzels, be a good country leader? He's a disgrace, the biggest dumbass of America of all times.

In the past two weeks I've actually begun buying Weekly World News at the newsstand. My favorite column so far is Matthew Daemon's regular feature. This week he saved Alaska from a giant prehistoric carrot. You just can't make that stuff up, um, wait, I guess you have to.

And some people believe Wikipedia is a reliable and credible source of information. :eek: Thanks for a good laugh.