What I need is another beer
Iztatepopotla
01-10-2005, 05:00
I was doing fine before I had a beer (you know, excluding the stress and slight paranoia one feels on Fridays). Then I stopped having a beer and all went to... aaah, screw it! I'm just grabbing another one.
Secluded Islands
01-10-2005, 05:08
beer is good for you. it makes me fall asleep faster... :)
Neo Kervoskia
01-10-2005, 05:09
And thus the trend continues.
GOLDDIRK
01-10-2005, 05:12
Compai! Yoparai desu yo! :)
Rich
beer is good for you. it makes me fall asleep faster... :)
it also produces female hormones in men
it also produces female hormones in men
One reason why I'm a teetotaler.
Another is because I'm not old enough to buy alcohol yet :(... being under 21... darn Prohibitionists!
Beer and Guns
01-10-2005, 05:17
Running out of beer sucks .
Secluded Islands
01-10-2005, 05:17
it also produces female hormones in men
*Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
Iztatepopotla
01-10-2005, 05:18
it also produces female hormones in men
Well, you have to get your dose of female hormones one way or another...
and beer doesn't get angry if you don't call the next day.
*Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
:D yep. you also gain weight, get emotional, and refuse to apologise when wrong....
*Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
ROFL! :D
Dobbsworld
01-10-2005, 05:20
Heck with beer, what I need is another bong hit.
And I don't lack for female hormones, so... ;)
Heck with beer, what I need is another bong hit...
Dobbs, that last smoke you took was hallucinogenic! You're hallucinating! Go back to bed.
Dobbsworld
01-10-2005, 05:24
Dobbs, that last smoke you took was hallucinogenic! You're hallucinating! Go back to bed.
It's an awfully sad state of affairs that I'm hallucinating posting on NS. On a Friday night, at that - !
What'd you slip me anyway, Czardas?
Beer and Guns
01-10-2005, 05:27
My "bong" has chardonnay in it ..a wine pipe to filter out the nasty smoke...that harsh...ummm what ? ummm bongs make too much smoke go in at once and you waste it by choking to death . Filtering it ..the smoke ...through a decent layer of nice chardonnay takes the harshness out and enables you to more efficiently smoke your balls off ..ummm yep and hash is good too but its hard to get now..beer works in a pinch . Dont drink bong water or you can die laughing.
San Texario
01-10-2005, 05:28
My "bong" has chardonnay in it ..a wine pipe to filter out the nasty smoke...that harsh...ummm what ? ummm bongs make too much smoke go in at once and you waste it by choking to death . Filtering it ..the smoke ...through a decent layer of nice chardonnay takes the harshness out and enables you to more efficiently smoke your balls off ..ummm yep and hash is good too but its hard to get now..beer works in a pinch . Dont drink bong water or you can die laughing.
Gravs are teh pwnzor.
Dobbsworld
01-10-2005, 05:29
Chardonnay? Interesting. I use 50% water, 50% creme de menthe. It's minty good fun.
it also produces female hormones in men
It does?!?!?
*looks down*
Hey! Boobs! Awesome!
*runs off to play with them*
The Nazz
01-10-2005, 06:51
It apparently has been known to increase boob size in women--at least that's what the women who I worked with in the brewery told me, and they were all stacked. Ahhh, good times. That was the coolest job I ever had.
It apparently has been known to increase boob size in women--at least that's what the women who I worked with in the brewery told me, and they were all stacked. Ahhh, good times. That was the coolest job I ever had.
Haha.
I shall make the suggestion next time the "my boobs are too small" line comes out of someone. :D
Beer and Guns
01-10-2005, 06:58
Chardonnay? Interesting. I use 50% water, 50% creme de menthe. It's minty good fun.
gotta try that..I have creme de menth...thanx for the tip. cant believe I didnt think of it yet..I actually used Mint chocolate chip ice cream once that I microwaved...I was seriouse about that harsh smoke thing...now I'm hungry again..friggin Ice cream why did you bring that up...dammit ! :p
ooohhhh the colors are soooooooooo interesting ...when you put it in front of the tv.......greenish is cool . but the water makes it change ...bummer .
Proleteriant
01-10-2005, 07:30
It apparently has been known to increase boob size in women--at least that's what the women who I worked with in the brewery told me, and they were all stacked. Ahhh, good times. That was the coolest job I ever had.
*runs of to get a two four*
I was doing fine before I had a beer (you know, excluding the stress and slight paranoia one feels on Fridays). Then I stopped having a beer and all went to... aaah, screw it! I'm just grabbing another one.
Pretty much what I do, and I live right next to an off-licence. Fortunately, I start at about seven, so I don't get too mashed, as I'm dang tired by Friday anyway and I'll just fall asleep in my chair. :p