The Crime Rate would drop if all babies were aborted
Dontgonearthere
01-10-2005, 03:13
(Last one for today, I promise)
Face it, if every baby on the planet was aborted and all the parents were steralized, the crime rate would drop rapidly. After about, say, eighty years there would be no crime at all!
This is a good plan and we should all adopt it now.
If the male NSers would please come to my house a few days from now after I secure a supply of knives and sharpeners we can begin my plan. I dont have any anesthetic, so Ill give you a stick to bite down on and some alchahol of some kind.
You can keep the leftovers if you bring your own jar.
Vegas-Rex
01-10-2005, 03:15
Good idea its just...ummm...I've got a dentist appointment...so I can't come to the "party"....sorry...hope you don't mind when I REPOPULATE THE WORLD! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Villa di Isis
01-10-2005, 03:17
Flashback of Elementary School:
"David Watson, I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last boy on Earth!"
End Flashback.
If it really came down to it, I might actually consider dating David Watson.
Lachenburg
01-10-2005, 03:18
You can keep the leftovers if you bring your own jar.
Can we use a plastic container or tin foil?
Perkeleenmaa
01-10-2005, 03:20
Number of crimes would. Not the rate. The rate would go up, because babies can't be criminals, and missing them, the number of non-babies would be proportionally higher.
It would also solve the problems of world poverty, starvation, and finally bring about world peace! Genius, I say, genius!
Kang: Abortions for none!
Crowd: BOOO!
Kang: Abortions for all!
Crowd: BOOO!
Kang: Alright, abortions for some and tiny American flags for the rest!
Crowd: YAAAAAAY!
OceanDrive2
01-10-2005, 04:52
Kang: Abortions for none!
Crowd: BOOO!
Kang: Abortions for all!
Crowd: BOOO!
Kang: Alright, abortions for some and tiny American flags for the rest!
Crowd: YAAAAAAY!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN !!!!!
Iztatepopotla
01-10-2005, 05:02
"David Watson, I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last boy on Earth!"
And the right answer for that is: "If I was the last boy on Earth, why the heck would I want to go out with you?"
And the right answer for that is: "If I was the last boy on Earth, why the heck would I want to go out with you?"
ZING!
Rotovia-
01-10-2005, 05:38
ZING!
Seconded
Itinerate Tree Dweller
01-10-2005, 06:45
Clearly none of you have ever heard of criminal dolphins.
(Last one for today, I promise)
Face it, if every baby on the planet was aborted and all the parents were steralized, the crime rate would drop rapidly. After about, say, eighty years there would be no crime at all!
This is a good plan and we should all adopt it now.
If the male NSers would please come to my house a few days from now after I secure a supply of knives and sharpeners we can begin my plan. I dont have any anesthetic, so Ill give you a stick to bite down on and some alchahol of some kind.
You can keep the leftovers if you bring your own jar.
I saw someone on TV today say the same thing about black people. Come up with something of your own. Ripping others ideas as your own, shame on you.
Rotovia-
03-10-2005, 03:42
I saw someone on TV today say the same thing about black people. Come up with something of your own. Ripping others ideas as your own, shame on you.
I sincerely hope you're kidding. Otherwise all I can say is, the global IQ would go up if you were aborted.
By the way, since I fear the later. This thread is a parody on that very idea.
Neo Kervoskia
03-10-2005, 03:51
I sincerely hope you're kidding. Otherwise all I can say is, the global IQ would go up if you were aborted.
By the way, since I fear the later. This thread is a parody on that very idea.
It would lower soon after.
BistroLand
03-10-2005, 03:54
(Last one for today, I promise)
Face it, if every baby on the planet was aborted and all the parents were steralized, the crime rate would drop rapidly. After about, say, eighty years there would be no crime at all!
This is a good plan and we should all adopt it now.
If the male NSers would please come to my house a few days from now after I secure a supply of knives and sharpeners we can begin my plan. I dont have any anesthetic, so Ill give you a stick to bite down on and some alchahol of some kind.
You can keep the leftovers if you bring your own jar.
Awfull idea. I rated your threat and gave it a 1/5.
Dontgonearthere
03-10-2005, 04:39
Awfull idea. I rated your threat and gave it a 1/5.
Funny...thats what I rated...YOUR MOM! *runs*
Anyway...
It seems very sensible. It would also rid the world of all those annoying little humans. (Except the ones I'd select for my Imperial train, of course.)
~The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas~
Supreme Ruler of the Omniverse
SHAENDRA
03-10-2005, 06:05
I would settle for the forced sterilization of anybody who has voted Liberal :headbang: in the last two Canadian Elections, that would ensure that there would be a Conservative Government some time in the next half century, ''I Hope''. :)
[NS]Simonist
03-10-2005, 06:16
Czardas, if you really were so concerned about ridding the world of humans....why not just do it yourself? Some part of me doubts you of all folks worry about that 'gross misuse of power' crap :rolleyes:
Slaughtered Sheep
03-10-2005, 07:17
Woohoo! Someone else agrees with me!
I've been saying for years that the only permanent solution to poverty, war, crime, etc has been the total annihalation of the human race. :sniper:
Oh, and [NS]Simonist, believe me, if I could, I would have a long time ago. If you suddenly start hearing sporadic reports of cities being inexplicably wiped off the map, it's probably me. :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-10-2005, 17:37
Awfull idea. I rated your threat and gave it a 1/5.
I see your 1/5 and raise you a well-rotted dead horse!
Anyways, I am afraid that I will have to start a resistance against all this forced sterilizationing.
*Dons blue face paint and a kilt* (Doesn't everyone have face paint and a kilt in their closet?)
They can take our lives, but they can never take, OUR GO-NADS!!!!!!