NationStates Jolt Archive

Look, before Atlantis sank, the world was going great. We had death rays, hedonism and all that. Then some idiot pissed off some nob on Mars and everything went to hell, with a great gnashing of teeth and so forth.
Now look at us, we cant even slave properly anymore. When was the last time YOUR country built a giant pyramid-thingy? Hmm? Easy, they didnt.

Face it, without alien overlords, Earth just doesnt work.

And that is why I welcome our alien overlords.

do you want the jacket on or off during your long stay in the small padded room?

It's those damn kids, what with their Music Television... and their box socials and... whatever the deuce else those kids do these days.

Alien Vs. Predator - I liked the story.

Predators are so cool-looking, I wouldn't mind living under their control.

It's those damn kids, what with their Music Television... and their box socials and... whatever the deuce else those kids do these days.
Their lack of motivition to build giant pyramids.
Seriously, I tried to organize a pyramid-building-slave-line at school and I just got laughed at.
Its so depressing.

I'm going to be historically nit-picky because I can. The Pyramids were not built by slave labour, but by paid, well cared for workers. The idea that legions of slaves built the pyramids was a misunderstanding by a greek historian, and seared into the modern conciousness by Hollywood.

I'm going to be historically nit-picky because I can. The Pyramids were not built by slave labour, but by paid, well cared for workers. The idea that legions of slaves built the pyramids was a misunderstanding by a greek historian, and seared into the modern conciousness by Hollywood.
The Alien Overlords falsified the records, in fact the Greek historian there was the only one who got it right. He was a brave man, but his effort was ultimatly doomed because of the government conspiracy going back thosands of years.

Only aliens i'd want to be our overlords... TAU! TAU FRIGGIN ROCK! TAU ARE AWESOME!

Only aliens i'd want to be our overlords... TAU! TAU FRIGGIN ROCK! TAU ARE AWESOME!
I personally would like the Tandu, giant alien bugs are ALWAYS cool.

Face it, without alien overlords, Earth just doesnt work.

And that is why I welcome our alien overlords.when I am in my human form I always wish for ZERG overlords...they can save me from the DT (stealth assassins)...

please God...please...send me a ZERG overlord !!!!

when I am in my human form I always wish for ZERG overlords...they can save me from the DT (stealth assassins)...

please God...please...send me a ZERG overlord !!!!
Zerg?

Overlords, eh? Well, according to SubGenius dogma, there are alien overlords on their way to us already - the Xist fleet is due any time now (though in truth we've been waiting since 1998), but they won't be "lording it" over anybody so much as they'll be using humanity for target practice.

Just a heads-up, there. Of course if you send your thirty bucks to "Bob", well... maybe you'll get a ringside seat aboard the pleasure saucers, which'll arrive a little in advance of the Xists... they're piloted by polymorphic sex goddesses, after all.

Zerg?Yes...gimme a ZERG overlord please..

Huh? I'm still here. What are you talking about?

*whacks random people with whack-ray*

Someone get me a beer and a sandwich, lest I get upset.

Zerg?

Starcraft I believe that's from. For me it would have to be Vulcans. They may piss us off occassionally but who else would be as intellegent and non-psychotic?

What on earth are you people talking about? Of course you have alien overlords, currently I mean. We're just alot more secretive about it about it these days. And once you people finally invented the air-conditioner we could stop taking naps in our slave-built pyramids, so we didn't need you guys to build them anymore.
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I mean... go watch Stargate SG-1.

Only aliens i'd want to be our overlords... TAU! TAU FRIGGIN ROCK! TAU ARE AWESOME!

yet the Chaos Space Marines always manage to destroy them and eat their children....spilling their blood for Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh, and Tzeentch....the Chaos God's are the only way....

*I can feel the warp overtaking me!....it's a good thing!*

I mean... go watch Stargate SG-1.

That show is great! :D

What on earth are you people talking about? Of course you have alien overlords, currently I mean. We're just alot more secretive about it about it these days. And once you people finally invented the air-conditioner we could stop taking naps in our slave-built pyramids, so we didn't need you guys to build them anymore.
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See this guy knows what is going on...wait lord gray...Lord GRAY! :eek:
Your one of them aren't you thats how you know of the secret overloardship.
Quick every one run before they track us down for finding the truth!

Run! every one run!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That show is great! :D

Agreed! I have the 1st 5 seasons on DVD (hooray for geeks!)

yet the Chaos Space Marines always manage to destroy them and eat their children....spilling their blood for Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh, and Tzeentch....the Chaos God's are the only way....

*I can feel the warp overtaking me!....it's a good thing!*
Naw the Tau pwn all. :D <-see happy tau

Only aliens i'd want to be our overlords... TAU! TAU FRIGGIN ROCK! TAU ARE AWESOME!

And if you want your financial planning done right before they arrive, try TIAA-CREF (http://www.tiaa-cref.org/)

(Not many people will get this one. If you do, be very afraid.)

And if you want your financial planning done right before they arrive, try TIAA-CREF (http://www.tiaa-cref.org/)

(Not many people will get this one. If you do, be very afraid.)
Haha I thought that was were you were going, which means I should probably be even more afraid.

What on earth are you people talking about? Of course you have alien overlords, currently I mean. We're just alot more secretive about it about it these days. And once you people finally invented the air-conditioner we could stop taking naps in our slave-built pyramids, so we didn't need you guys to build them anymore.
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I mean... go watch Stargate SG-1.

Hmm, another lazy Goa'uld not doing his job and serving me and my fellow System Lords.

Signed,
Anubis

Meh, maybe we should just let Earth get purged by the Irken Armada and turned into some sort of donut-shop planet.

The question that must be asked,

Will the aliens be able to defeat Dick Cheney’s secret army of cyborgs?

Bah, you have it all wrong. Alien overlords already control the planet - they just send microwave signals to control our thoughts that allows them to hide their true appearance behind a facade of humanity. Incidentally, this also allows them to hide subliminal propaganda in all our forms of media. The aliens use this facade to control the human 'underclass' or 'proleteriat', while the alien overlords - reaching from tycoons to the 'bourgeois' managers reap the rewards of profits. Incidentally, any human 'bourgeois' was given the option to join the aliens, and some did so - the dissenters were killed or had their memories wiped. There are ways of seeing through this facade. A small band of human revolutionaries, networked across the globe, is attempting to let us see the truth. Their ultimate goal is to destroy the transmitter that allows the aliens to remain undetected. Of course, this is very difficult (they control it ultimately) so in the mean time, special polarising sunglasses are being distributed that allow us to see their true nature. If someone asks you randomly to put on a pair of sunglasses, do so and see the truth. Here are some pictures:

Without the sunglasses (http://untruenews.com/images/bush_speech_iraq.jpg)

With the sunglasses (http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/theylive1112.jpg)

Act now, but remember - they are everywhere...[/conspiracy]

Zerg?yup... here is a pic

http://scnc.onsted.k12.mi.us/~napier/Assets/Zerg%20Units/Overlord.JPG

Pyramids? Bah, what I miss are the towers that reach the heavens and one unified language.

Pyramids? Bah, what I miss are the towers that reach the heavens and one unified language.

You have to remember that the Pyramids are actually landing pads for ships. Why else do you think that most Goa'uld capital ships have a pyramidal core?

In my opinion, the world wont be better until the Ancients take their 'flying city' of Atlantis and put it back in Antartica where it belongs!! The Asguard, the ultimate Alien Overlords, use holograms to comunicate, and appear in huge fuckin ships whenevr ur in trouble!! Can you get any better like?!?