Three Brazilian Soldiers Killed...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a
brazillion?"
Cannot think of a name
01-10-2005, 01:59
Someone told me this joke the other day, laughed my ass off. A little dark on it's edge, but still.
HEY!!! I AM BRAZILIAN!!!
And I'm laughing my ass off! :)
Serapindal
01-10-2005, 02:56
Someone told me this joke the other day, laughed my ass off. A little dark on it's edge, but still.
Wow. This kid just told me this joke yesterday, or was it two days ago?
Cannot think of a name
01-10-2005, 03:02
Wow. This kid just told me this joke yesterday, or was it two days ago?
It was yesterday for me. Spreads fast apparently.
Linthiopia
01-10-2005, 03:23
T'was originally a blonde joke, but whatever.....
Gymoor II The Return
01-10-2005, 03:30
T'was originally a blonde joke, but whatever.....
It's the joke cycle...when it became unacceptible to make polish jokes, they became blond jokes. Now all the blond jokes are shifting to Bush.
Likewise, all the jokes that used to be about minorities can be safely shifted to lawyers, politicians and Paris Hilton.
for example:
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and Paris Hilton dead in the middle of the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the dog...
Secluded Islands
01-10-2005, 03:35
i could actually see the pres. doing that...
Celtlund
01-10-2005, 03:35
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
:upyours: Just what we need, another Bush bashing thread. When I heard/saw this a couple of weeks ago it was a blond...or was it a Brit...or...
Gymoor II The Return
01-10-2005, 03:51
:upyours: Just what we need, another Bush bashing thread. When I heard/saw this a couple of weeks ago it was a blond...or was it a Brit...or...
Would it make you happier if I told a joke about how Clinton thought Brazilian was a type of bikini? Oh, wait...
Celtlund
01-10-2005, 03:57
Would it make you happier if I told a joke about how Clinton thought Brazilian was a type of bikini? Oh, wait...
Bill or Hillary? :D
Gymoor II The Return
01-10-2005, 04:07
Bill or Hillary? :D
Chelsea! :eek:
It's the joke cycle...when it became unacceptible to make polish jokes, they became blond jokes. Now all the blond jokes are shifting to Bush.
Likewise, all the jokes that used to be about minorities can be safely shifted to lawyers, politicians and Paris Hilton.
for example:
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and Paris Hilton dead in the middle of the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the dog...
Ahh... But I have Lawyers jokes which are designed for lawyers...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ lower than 60?
Your Honor......
Monkeypimp
06-10-2005, 14:02
Why have I heard this joke about 5 times in the past week, including twice on here?
It's not really that funny...