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Michael (MiJac The “G”) Jackson!

ProMonkians
30-09-2005, 20:49
I've seen similar articles to this in the papers:


Word is MiJac is working on a comeback. Yep, Michael Jackson is rumored to be coming back as a “booty-chasing rapper.” [sic] Now this seems to defy logic, but after his last outing maybe its true. He’s 47 and he’s the King of Pop, but is this a good look? Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with chasing a little booty as long as the booty is attached to an adult female! Anyway…that’s a wack rumor and if it’s factual, it will still be wack.
(taken from http://www.allhiphop.com/rumors/?ID=837 )

The results of this could be either the funniest thing ever to happen, or the most shameful event in world history.