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i don't get it

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Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!

Gymoor: 1
Coulter: 0

lol @ lib circlejerk

I didn't know a puppet (of the vast right wing conspiracy) had DNA.

Let's not stoop to that woman's level, people.

Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!

Gymoor: 1
Coulter: 0

Hehe, agreed!

lol @ lib circlejerk

lol @ conservatives being annoyed at their exclusion :D

Let's not stoop to that woman's level, people.

Oh please. Fighting fire with fire on the specific people who used fire in the first place (or was that home erectus?) is good form in my book.

Plus, I got a zing. Weeeeeee!

Scientists to unlock Ann Coulter's DNA

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Adenosine Guanosine Thymidine Cuntadine.

lol @ conservatives being annoyed at their exclusion :D

No no don't include me

I don't want in on the clique

I just like having my own ego actively stroked :D

I just like having my own ego actively stroked :D

With poison ivy? :p

With poison ivy? :p

i don't get it :(

No no don't include me

I don't want in on the clique

I just like having my own ego actively stroked :D

Don't we all?

With poison ivy? :p


Ouch.

i don't get it :(

Poison ivy is a type of plant which has leaves which cause severe itching upon contact with skin. Thereby.....

Poison ivy is a type of plant which has leaves which cause severe itching upon contact with skin. Thereby.....

why would i want to have my ego get itchy? :S

So you can scratch it. Then it will get all red and swell. After that, it will go down, causing a fair bit of relief to you and everybody around you. Duh! :p

So you can scratch it. Then it will get all red and swell. After that, it will go down, causing a fair bit of relief to you and everybody around you. Duh! :p

oh

well i guess that would be relieving but i think it's a lot better to just have my ego stroked normally than with poison ivy. After all, my bed here is itchy enough anyway :/

thanks for explaining, besides

Let's not stoop to that woman's level, people.
Actually, you know-when I saw the title of this thread I actually had the thought, "You know what? I'm not going to make fun of Coulter anymore." It's not that I made fun of her much before. I never listen to her, I only run into her when other people quote her, but...

It really just gives her validity. She wants the attacks, really. It's part of the package. I honestly think that nothing would piss her off more than if we took it all in stride, or just smiled and shook our heads. Or just not care.

Okay, the last part is pretty hard. But just answer the ridiculous claims as if the person didn't get the joke and move on.

Either way-it's just no fun to take stabs at her anymore. It just feels pointless.

Hey, if she's gonna puff herself up with false importance, I'm gonna be around with a pointy stick.

Hey, if she's gonna puff herself up with false importance, I'm gonna be around with a pointy stick.

she loves it, and so do i

it makes me so horny

she loves it, and so do i

it makes me so hornyWay to "stroke your ego"... :p

Hey, if she's gonna puff herself up with false importance, I'm gonna be around with a pointy stick.
Yeah, I know. But I can't shake the feeling that it's really just playing to her, you know what I mean? She's trying to provoke. I feel like at this point I'm just encouraging the obnoxious drunk chick at the end of the bar.

I don't know. It could just be me.

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Gymoor, I wish you would get your facts straight.

Sigh.


Its common knowledge that the average Neanderthal did not possess nearly enough bile, to be linked with Ann Coulter.
Although larger, the Neanderthal is porportioned, skeletally, similar to a Homo Erecti. (Ms. Coulter, however, does not approve of homos in any form BTW.)
The Coulter's skeleton always has an enormous chest cavity, in wich, house an equally enormous liver.
This must be so, simply becuase Ann Coulter spews more hate and bile, than any other living being.

Gymoor, I wish you would get your facts straight.

Sigh.


Its common knowledge that the average Neanderthal did not possess nearly enough bile, to be linked with Ann Coulter.
Although larger, the Neanderthal is porportioned, skeletally, similar to a Homo Erecti. (Ms. Coulter, however, does not approve of homos in any form BTW.)
The Coulter's skeleton always has an enormous chest cavity, in wich, house an equally enormous liver.
This must be so, simply becuase Ann Coulter spews more hate and bile, than any other living being.

i don't get it

is that a shitty rambling joke or bad research? :)

i don't get it

is that a shitty rambling joke or bad research? :)


Cant it be both?

Who are you, Jimmy Durante?

i don't get it

is that a shitty rambling joke or bad research? :)

I'm still bummed that nobody got my joke. :(

Cant it be both?

Who are you, Jimmy Durante?

who's jimmy durante?

I'm still bummed that nobody got my joke. :(
What joke? Cuntadine is one of the building blocks of human DNA. :p

What joke? Cuntadine is one of the building blocks of human DNA. :p

May God bless you.

I'm still bummed that nobody got my joke. :(

i got it, it was just shitty, too :/

i got it, it was just shitty, too :/


So then...crack one, Mr Critic.

Amuse me.

Like a clown.

So then...crack one, Mr Critic.

Amuse me.

Like a clown.

what did the black boy get for his birthday?

what did the black boy get for his birthday?


Im afraid to ask....

oh ok now you asked

the black boy got a bicycle

you asked for a joke and now you won't help

that's it i am starting a grassroots campaign

against murdering orphansTechnically speaking, that wasn't a joke. It was a riddle.

Technically speaking, that wasn't a joke. It was a riddle.

AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH!

oh ok now you asked

the black boy got a bicycle




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why aren't you laughing
dummy
you're dumber than my son lamont sanford

my nipples hurt ow they're so sore :((

my nipples hurt ow they're so sore :((I think that's entry 2,572 on the list of things I always wanted to know...

"Neanderthals were replaced by modern humans in Europe only between 40,000 and 30,000 years ago."

I dunno bout replaced. I daily see proof that they live among us.

why aren't you laughing
dummy
you're dumber than my son lamont sanford


Man, yer like school in the summertime.

"Neanderthals were replaced by modern humans in Europe only between 40,000 and 30,000 years ago."

I dunno bout replaced. I daily see proof that they live among us.

proof? what the hell are you talking about? the closest primates to humans are significantly further down the evolutionary chain than neanderthals. Where do you think you're seeing these creatures?

Man, yer like school in the summertime.

how's that

Man, yer like school in the summertime.

Ba-school-ba in the summertime-ba?

proof? what the hell are you talking about? the closest primates to humans are significantly further down the evolutionary chain than neanderthals. Where do you think you're seeing these creatures?No they're not. They took a different branch. They're beside us, not behind us.

No they're not. They took a different branch. They're beside us, not behind us.

they would still be closer to us than the most intelligent extant primates besides us

proof? what the hell are you talking about? the closest primates to humans are significantly further down the evolutionary chain than neanderthals. Where do you think you're seeing these creatures?

Who said anything bout primates? I know a couple of people who would be lucky if they were functioning at the same level as an ape.

You my friend are quick to take offence and jump the gun. :)

Who said anything bout primates? I know a couple of people who would be lucky if they were functioning at the same level as an ape.

You my friend are quick to take offence and jump the gun. :)

where they're functioning intellectually has nothing to do with whether they're human or neanderthal

how's that


No Class.

Ba-school-ba in the summertime-ba?


Sweeet.

where they're functioning intellectually has nothing to do with whether they're human or neanderthal

Beg to differ, the intellectual functions of a neaderthal would be significantly different to that of a human, due to the size of their brain. But if were going to get all uppity and technical about it, these people also have REALLy big forheads.

Wow remind me never to make an offhand joke around here again. :P

where they're functioning intellectually has nothing to do with whether they're human or neanderthal

Neanderthals went extinct from their inability to detect sarcasm.

Beg to differ, the intellectual functions of a neaderthal would be significantly different to that of a human, due to the size of their brain. But if were going to get all uppity and technical about it, these people also have REALLy big forheads.

Wow remind me never to make an offhand joke around here again. :P

the intellectual functions are different but irrelevant to the identity of the species. And yeah, calling human beings neanderthals is dumb :(

Man, yer like school in the summertime.

Oh

lol best comeback: "classier than you, fag"

it has delicate nuances inside it

so be careful and don't break them

dad will get mad at me if you do and he'll hit me :(

Im gonna send Grady over there, with a bottle of Champipple, and hes gonna whoop your junkyard owning ass.

Im gonna send Grady over there, with a bottle of Champipple, and hes gonna whoop your junkyard owning ass.

i will have my son lamont team up with that puerto rican and maybe rollo too and they will kick your asses

Who was that masked retard?

Who was that masked retard?

where? i didn't see anyone with a mask

i will have my son lamont team up with that puerto rican and maybe rollo too and they will kick your asses


I will call Aunt Selma on you.

I will call Aunt Selma on you.

more like selma from Night Court

more like selma from Night Court


Yah, her too.

She'll whoop yer ass, without even knocking the ashes off the end of her cigarette, that dangles from her lip.

Yah, her too.

She'll whoop yer ass, without even knocking the ashes off the end of her cigarette, that dangles from her lip.

OH SNAP

I GOT BURNED

we may have watched too much TV.

we may have watched too much TV.

uh oh

what should we do skeeter?

maybe we should retrace our steps?

This thread makes my sanity hurt.

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That's funny. I always had her pegged as more of an alien, though -- the outer space kind.

This thread makes my sanity hurt.

You've been posting here since 03' and you still have sanity left?!? :eek:

You've been posting here since 03' and you still have sanity left?!? :eek:He's got it in a jar next to his screen... :p

He's got it in a jar next to his screen... :p

Note to self buy jar.

Note to self buy jar.

you should put your notes somewhere where they are easier for you to see instead of on an internet

*sigh* I thought you had more taste than this, Gymoor.


Now go apologize to the Neandertals.