NationStates Jolt Archive


Man Boobs

The South Islands
29-09-2005, 23:05
What is the point of man boobs? Specificly, Man Nipples?
HotRodia
29-09-2005, 23:09
What is the point of man boobs? Specificly, Man Nipples?

I've never had any use for mine, now that I think of it.
Dishonorable Scum
29-09-2005, 23:10
They have no particular function in a male, but evolution can't figure out how to get rid of them entirely without also eliminating them in females. Hence, we're stuck with these vestigal nipples.
Qwerty Lands
29-09-2005, 23:38
There is also the fact that we all begin life in the womb without a gender. Whether you become male or female depends on how much testosterone you are exposed to in the womb a few weeks into the pregnancy. So, basically, we all have to have nipples just in case we don't receive much testosterone, and are born female! :p
Legless Pirates
29-09-2005, 23:40
What is the point of man boobs? Specificly, Man Nipples?
It feels great when a girl (or guy, whatever your choice) bites them. You HAVE to try
Mesatecala
29-09-2005, 23:49
:D Ack! How dare you say they are useless... :D

(Being a guy).. My boyfriend finds use for them... and it feels incredible.. :fluffle: :fluffle:
BerkylvaniaYetAgain
29-09-2005, 23:52
Step 1: Pierce them.
Step 2: Insert rings.
Step 3: Use rings to hold house and car keys.
Step 4: Profit!
Mesatecala
29-09-2005, 23:53
Step 1: Pierce them.
Step 2: Insert rings.
Step 3: Use rings to hold house and car keys.
Step 4: Profit!

*pulls ur nipple piercing forcefully*

Still think it is a good idea? :p
Nietzsche Heretics
29-09-2005, 23:55
wait, i read this cool chapter in some book about hwy man need the, like, biologically and such. it was really interesting..unfortunately i don't have the book here, or i'd re-read and quote it. alas, so some other genius may feel free to post the answer :P
The South Islands
30-09-2005, 00:19
:D Ack! How dare you say they are useless... :D

(Being a guy).. My boyfriend finds use for them... and it feels incredible.. :fluffle: :fluffle:

Youre so sthilly... :fluffle:
Oxwana
30-09-2005, 00:32
Man nipples, and other body parts that have no purpose other than giving sexual pleasure, are proof positive that God supports free love.

Seriously, though, I think you can get hormone treatments and then breast feed. :p
Antikythera
30-09-2005, 00:39
it takes a fetus about 4 or 5 days for the Y chroisome to kick in but but this time nipels have already formed--- therefor causing guys to have them
Tyrell Technologies
30-09-2005, 00:57
There is also the fact that we all begin life in the womb without a gender. Whether you become male or female depends on how much testosterone you are exposed to in the womb a few weeks into the pregnancy. So, basically, we all have to have nipples just in case we don't receive much testosterone, and are born female! :p

Um... Close, but technically wrong. We all begin female and masculinze based on the amout of testosterone we are exposed to.

Anyway... The purpose of manboobs & nipples is to add to the proof that we evolved, rather than being the product of Inelegant Designed (TM)
The Downmarching Void
30-09-2005, 00:58
Why the point of man boobs is obviosly so you can have a conversation that goes like this. (http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5032/rm2997er.gif)