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I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(
rofl.

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(

HAHA. Amazing. :p

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(
That's funny, but I would do more than slap if a guy said that to me.

That's awesome

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(

XD

pretty cool really LG.


nice to read your craziness again!

:P

Haha. Such quick wit. Brilliance.

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(
:D :D :D

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(
*cackles*Nice...I'm proud of you.

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(


LMAO!!!

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(
Since no one else is going to ask...why are you watching your sister's sex tapes?

;)

He never said he watched em, just that they were made...


ROFL @ Lunatic

i'm sure they could still use that tape for the sex. ed. class :D
nice work man, lucky you escaped with your balls intact

Hahaha. That's awesome.

What was your nephew's reaction? Or should I not have asked? :D

For shame! Irresponsibly risking a child's exposure to something so cruel and psychologically scarring like watching his own parents do the nasty!

:D

What was your nephew's reaction? Or should I not have asked? :D

COnfusion. He knew he missed something funny, but he didn't get the joke.

I was in no condition to catch their explanation to him. I was writhing in agony. It seems the women in my life(My wife, my sister and my mother) have perfected some sort of nerve strike. The Arm Slap of Goofballian Doom. It's just astounding how much it hurts!

But it was worth it. :D

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(
Old Jeff Foxworthy joke “We didn't videotape the birth. Got some good footage of the conception, though!!”

Old Jeff Foxworthy joke “We didn't videotape the birth. Got some good footage of the conception, though!!”

I know of at least one other comedian who said something similar. Can't remembrr his name. All I remember is that he had these bugout eyes.

Don't you just hate it when your wit outruns your internal censor? :p

I know of at least one other comedian who said something similar. Can't remembrr his name. All I remember is that he had these bugout eyes.
Think I have heard that too

While I like Jeff some of his stuff is not ORIGIONAL … jokes just sound different in hick speek :D

Quick and witty-I like it.

COnfusion. He knew he missed something funny, but he didn't get the joke.

I was in no condition to catch their explanation to him. I was writhing in agony. It seems the women in my life(My wife, my sister and my mother) have perfected some sort of nerve strike. The Arm Slap of Goofballian Doom. It's just astounding how much it hurts!

But it was worth it. :D
I think they would have had to develop some method of retaliation with you in their life. :p

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(
ROFLMAO!!! Good one! That sounds like something my own children would have said. Their momma would have slapped them silly! ROFL! :D

Old Jeff Foxworthy joke “We didn't videotape the birth. Got some good footage of the conception, though!!”
I knew I remembered that from somewhere! LOL!

The other comedian was Dennis Wolfberg.

Picture:
http://www.quantumleap-alsplace.com/img/imagingchamber/othercharacters/denniswolfberg.jpg

He played 'Gushy' in a couple episodes of Quantum Leap.

Very funny guy. He died of cancer in October, 1994. :(

Funny :D

Put the video on net yet? :p

Funny :D

Put the video on net yet? :p

No. I'm not tired of living yet. :)

I was over my sister's house this afternoon, spending time with my family. My oldest nephew interupts a conversation of ours with a homework assignment. For his sex ed. class! He apparently had to, on behalf of his teaher, ask if his mother(my sister) videotaped his birth.

Without missing a beat, and before my mouth censor hat time to operate, I blurted out, "Nope. Just the conception."

That's when my sister slapped my arm. I don't know how she makes it hurt so much. :(

Heh heh....

Slips that into the uncle hat for future reference.

The other comedian was Dennis Wolfberg.

Picture:
http://www.quantumleap-alsplace.com/img/imagingchamber/othercharacters/denniswolfberg.jpg

He played 'Gushy' in a couple episodes of Quantum Leap.

Very funny guy. He died of cancer in October, 1994. :(

"Actually, his first name was 'Moore' because the woman kept chanting his name. 'MOORE MARVIN!! MOORE MARVIN!!'

And his Little League story was a classic.

Something I've always wondered about... what's the effect if you're a teenage boy and you find say, a playboy edition starring your own mum? Like Anna Nicole Smith's kid for example. Freud would probably have loved it.

ROFL. That sounds exactly like something I would say, except not as nasty. :D

ROFL. That sounds exactly like something I would say, except not as nasty. :D

That's because I'm not a mean person.

I'm a kind, sweet person with a slight mean streak. :)

Something I've always wondered about... what's the effect if you're a teenage boy and you find say, a playboy edition starring your own mum? Like Anna Nicole Smith's kid for example. Freud would probably have loved it.

Shock and dismay?