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I have always wanted a shirt that has a disclaimer that reads something like this...

Warning:

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So, what would your dream shirt say?

My friend and I made two after the Pope was chosen. Basically admiring him. :D Wore them to school on Mufti day… provoked a lot of conversation…

I like socks.

"Jesus doesn't love me, he's just using me for the hot sex."

Something like this:
[FRONT] The joke's on the back
[BACK] The joke's on the front
Then in very small writing at the bottom on both sides:
The joke's on you.

Based on the bumpersticker that says "Jesus loves you--everyone else thinks you're an asshole," I've often thought about one that read "Jesus thinks you're an asshole too."

Based on the bumpersticker that says "Jesus loves you--everyone else thinks you're an asshole," I've often thought about one that read "Jesus thinks you're an asshole too."
Mine's better :p

"My breasts are crooked"

Or I think some people will know those "The man, the legend" shirts. That with the arrows reversed

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Shit happens.

Mine's better :p
not as good as mine though! Socks Rule!

I'd make one that has the familiar outline of Texas at a wierd angle/orientation(not like it was on a map) followed by the words "I'm Messing With Texas and there's nothing you can do about it." :D

"Jesus doesn't love me, he's just using me for the hot sex."
Oh, that is so great!

"This is how you'd look if you weren't so ugly."

:D

"Jesus doesn't love me, he's just using me for the hot sex."


That...Freaking...Rocks... :D

I remember one from about 20 years ago--wish I'd bought it. Plain black t-shirt, but in tiny while letters down on the, um, lower belly area, it said "As long as you're down there..."

It would say this:

Free Tibet!
Call now, and recieve a complementary Himalaya range for only $9.95!!

EDIT:
And if they already print t-shirts like that, I will be sad, because it's the first semi-original idea I've had yet today...

mine would probably say something random and stupid like:

"Feed the Childrens"

or

"I are teh Squorn"

Something like this:
[FRONT] The joke's on the back
[BACK] The joke's on the front
Then in very small writing at the bottom on both sides:
The joke's on you. rox0rz

"Jesus doesn't love me, he's just using me for the hot sex."

When people used to tell me tha jesus loves me, my reply was: so does Satan, and he does a better job of it" :D

I would put "don't read this shirt" on mine.

I actually have such a t-shirt. it shows:

"You have no clue whom you're talking to"

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2039/resistance1hn.jpg



http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/4671/aleutians0tz.jpg

I remember one from about 20 years ago--wish I'd bought it. Plain black t-shirt, but in tiny while letters down on the, um, lower belly area, it said "As long as you're down there..."
Eh, I'd be glad you didn't. It was probably hilarious at the time, but that joke has seen more use than a condom machine in a Reno bathroom in the 20 years since that shirt hit the market.

On the front it would say: Foible.
On the back: Pickle-weasel.

at one point, i had an entire list of non-graphic based shirts to make. i only actually made a few of them. i wish i remembered where i put that list.

I have always wanted a shirt that has a disclaimer that reads something like this...

Warning:

Mt-tau contains adult situations, crude language, mature humor, and nudity. Children and those easily offended should not hang around Mt-tau. Viewer discression is advised...

So, what would your dream shirt say?
I've always wanted one that said:

"Yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil ...

... for lo, I am the evilest son-of-a-bitch in the valley!" :D

I also want one that says this:

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that
brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass
over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner
eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only
I will remain."

AND ...

"The unexamined belief is really no belief at all."

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thats good.so few people would get that


oh and my t-shirt would have this (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/makesign3.php?line1=If+God+Hates+Gays&line2=Why+Did+He+Make+&line3=Them+So+Fabulous) picture on it

eh, I like to keep it simple:


"Fuck off"


of course, I liked the shirt I saw some guy at the mall wearing the other day:

"Don't laugh, this is your girlfriend's shirt" (was on a pink shirt)

why dont you people actuly put some of these designs on t-shirts? set up a shop like on www.spreadshirt.com or www.cafepress.com then you can wear your dream

http://www.spreadshirt.net/shop.php?op=article&ac=details&article_id=1591773#top <my shirt

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Sorry, I lost my book on binary. What does it say?

thats good.so few people would get that


oh and my t-shirt would have this (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/makesign3.php?line1=If+God+Hates+Gays&line2=Why+Did+He+Make+&line3=Them+So+Fabulous) picture on it

Remote linking images makes baby Jesus cry?

"Hippies make better brownies."

"I forgot my great t-shirt idea"

"Unclean"


I really did forget my best idea.

I once saw a shirt...in the center, in really really small letters, it said: "Nosey little fucker, aren't ya?"

"This is how you'd look if you weren't so ugly."
damn i want a shirt that says that, but my ultimate dream shirt would say 'If i were a great man, would i have such a shit shirt?'

"I nailed Jesus."

"Beware: I am a clinically insane pounce-tickler. Please make no sudden movements.


...unless you're into that sort of thing."

:)

Combat
Wombat

"Sexpert Trainer" :D

"Find me, Keep me, love me"

"All I want is peace in the Middle East...


...and a blowjob"

http://www.malamessomal.it/caricature/images/Bill-Gates-caricature_gif.jpg

Why is this twat more successful than me?

i would have to say that mt t-shirt would say:
PTO

Top 10 Things The Brits Have Done For Us
10:The English Language
9:Protestants
8:Kevin Myers
7:Sellafield
6:The Royal Family
5:The Irish Soccer Team
4:Jobs
3:The North
2:The Famine
1:Oliver Cromwell

See Langer Land (http://www.langerland.com/content/view/37/59/) for more information

"Do not read this."

Sorry, I lost my book on binary. What does it say?

Look it up, there's at least a thousand binary converters out there.

Your mom was here
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Look it up, there's at least a thousand binary converters out there.

Done.

01001100
01001111
01001100

(Hope I got it right)

Sorry, I lost my book on binary. What does it say?
Y o u S u c k

Done.

01001100
01001111
01001100

(Hope I got it right)

LOL. You did.

Done.

01001100
01001111
01001100

(Hope I got it right)

yup
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01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100100

or something along those lines

They're real, and they're spectacular.

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or something along those lines

Mine might be an old joke.

"There are 10 types of people; those who understand binary and those who don't."

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or something along those lines

01000010
01110101
01110100
00100000
01101001
01110100
00100111
01110011
00100000
01100110
01110101
01101110
00100000
01110100
01101000
01101111
01110101
01100111
01101000
00101110

01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100100

or something along those lines


01001000 01101101 01101101 00101110 00100000 00100000 01010011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01101110 01101011 01111001 00101110

Warning: geek alert. 12 o' clock

01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100100

or something along those lines

01101110011011110110111101100010

"Shallow Pop Whore"

01001000 01101101 01101101 00101110 00100000 00100000 01010011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01101110 01101011 01111001 00101110


well i havent had my nap today lol

I have always wanted a shirt that has a disclaimer that reads something like this...

Warning:

Mt-tau contains adult situations, crude language, mature humor, and nudity. Children and those easily offended should not hang around Mt-tau. Viewer discression is advised...

So, what would your dream shirt say?

hmmm... good question.

okay, i've got it:

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

I'm with stupid
!
!
\/

Warning: geek alert. 12 o' clock

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hmmm... good question.

okay, i've got it:

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

:D

"Kathryn Hepburn died for my sins"

or

FRONT: Win A State,
NADER '08
BACK: gp.org

Warning: geek alert. 12 o' clock

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01010100
01000110
01010101

:D

hehe

or

Honk if you can read this

Mine might be an old joke.

"There are 10 types of people; those who understand binary and those who don't."

i love that quote

"Your fly is open"

They're real, and they're spectacular.
Um ... can I borrow them for a few? :D

Weapons of Mass Destruction ...

... CHEAP!

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01010011 01110101 01100011 01101011Can I please steal your t-shirt slogan?

I'll trade you 01010011 01100101 01111000 01110101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110110 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 for it. ;)

Can I please steal your t-shirt slogan?

I'll trade you 01010011 01100101 01111000 01110101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110110 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 for it. ;)

:eek:

I'm borrowing the idea from stiletto killers, but I'm making one that says
I'm not with stupid anymore

FRONT: I support our troops
BACK: When they shoot their officers

I know somebody would beat me to a pulp for wearing it though. Oh well *busts out acrylic paint*

How to Stay Young

1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
2) If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
4) Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful.
5) Avoid running at all times.
6) Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

-- Satchel Paige

mine would say" im trying to see things your way, but i cant shove my head that far up my ass"

I was always tempted to make one of these just to miff the social conservatives in my community:

WWJP--What Would Jesus Privatize?