The Ultimate Necktie.
Lunatic Goofballs
28-09-2005, 04:32
My cousin has it. For almost a decade, I have begged him to part with it. ALthough he has never worn it, he refuses to give it or sell it to me.
SHort of stealing it, I have tried every way I know of to get one.
Nobody sells it. I have scoured the Internet. I have scoured E-Bay. As far as I know, he has the only one.
What is this ultimate necktie?
It's a conservative and quite fashionable navyblue necktie with a white diamond pattern. However, if one were to inspect the diamond pattern from about three inches away, one would see that the diamond is in fact composed of tiny letters. These letters spell out the words, "Fuck You" over and over and over up and down the entire necktie.
The Fuck You Tie. ANd I must have it! :mad:
Kroisistan
28-09-2005, 04:35
How's about you make one yourself? Surely such a feat is not above the Goofballs? :)
That's like my issue with my mom's watch.
She has this awesome watch from before her ideals died, it has a thick leather strap and a huge watch face and it reads "Time for Peace" in psychadellic writing and it's all colourful and the second hand has a peace symbol at the end.
It's the greatest watch ever.
And she never wears it.
And she won't give it to me!
Lord-General Drache
28-09-2005, 04:50
You obviously must hold his family hostage for the watch. Nothing short of that, or open warfare, could solve this problem...Except...maybe....Mortal Kombat.
I was expecting some random picture on a necktie....but this....this is the very essence of "must-have's"! The American dream!
Oh yeah, I suggest nuclear warfare.
Gymoor II The Return
28-09-2005, 05:38
Do a google search for "custom neckties."
Lord-General Drache
28-09-2005, 05:43
Oh yeah, I suggest nuclear warfare.
You mean nuclear pie warfare. He is a clown, afterall.
Gymoor II The Return
28-09-2005, 05:47
You mean nuclear pie warfare. He is a clown, afterall.
Hmmm, I'm invisioning a key lime pie with some kind of edible glow-in-the-dark substance...if such a thing exists.
[NS]Simonist
28-09-2005, 06:05
My cousin has it. For almost a decade, I have begged him to part with it. ALthough he has never worn it, he refuses to give it or sell it to me.
SHort of stealing it, I have tried every way I know of to get one.
Nobody sells it. I have scoured the Internet. I have scoured E-Bay. As far as I know, he has the only one.
What is this ultimate necktie?
It's a conservative and quite fashionable navyblue necktie with a white diamond pattern. However, if one were to inspect the diamond pattern from about three inches away, one would see that the diamond is in fact composed of tiny letters. These letters spell out the words, "Fuck You" over and over and over up and down the entire necktie.
The Fuck You Tie. ANd I must have it! :mad:
The only one? I think not.
Based on the description, I can safely say that my uncle has a tie very much like that. Oh, except that it's black and the "Fuck You" is written in more metallic thread, probably thereby giving it an even more professional allure....
But then, this is the same uncle that's teaching me bass guitar with the hopes that someday, I won't have to get "tied down" to marriage, I can quit my job, and live as a subway musician. I mean, hey, Paul Simon did it. Just not on bass.
Rotovia-
28-09-2005, 06:29
My mum has a Black Panthars beret. I don't ask, she doesn't tell...
Desperate Measures
28-09-2005, 08:22
My cousin has it. For almost a decade, I have begged him to part with it. ALthough he has never worn it, he refuses to give it or sell it to me.
SHort of stealing it, I have tried every way I know of to get one.
Nobody sells it. I have scoured the Internet. I have scoured E-Bay. As far as I know, he has the only one.
What is this ultimate necktie?
It's a conservative and quite fashionable navyblue necktie with a white diamond pattern. However, if one were to inspect the diamond pattern from about three inches away, one would see that the diamond is in fact composed of tiny letters. These letters spell out the words, "Fuck You" over and over and over up and down the entire necktie.
The Fuck You Tie. ANd I must have it! :mad:
Found this:
http://www.wildties.com/ties/WS219655.html?source=search
Cannot think of a name
28-09-2005, 11:09
My mum has a Black Panthars beret. I don't ask, she doesn't tell...
How can you not ask???? You're mom is harboring one kick ass story, I can't believe you haven't begged to hear it...
Pure Metal
28-09-2005, 11:43
That's like my issue with my mom's watch.
She has this awesome watch from before her ideals died, it has a thick leather strap and a huge watch face and it reads "Time for Peace" in psychadellic writing and it's all colourful and the second hand has a peace symbol at the end.
It's the greatest watch ever.
And she never wears it.
And she won't give it to me!
gimme!
I have a hat my Great-Grandfather left me. It has a fake-stuffed fish head with lure jutting out the front, and fish tale in the back.
I also saw a hat with a grizzly on it, that said 'Bite me.'
My great grandfather had a fortune. Not anymore.
....****ing socialism.
Sierra BTHP
28-09-2005, 14:30
http://www.leasingnews.org/items/hanging_noose.jpg
Legless Pirates
28-09-2005, 15:02
I have this way cool Cuban Necktie :cool:
The South Islands
28-09-2005, 16:26
Bowties pwn Neckties!
Willamena
28-09-2005, 16:33
Disease Neck-ties (http://www.5clickstore.com/iawareables/product.cfm?CategoryID=10&ProductID=45&Anchor=39#39).
Wear a disease around your throat, what could be cooler?
Legless Pirates
28-09-2005, 16:43
Oh. And this leather one :D
http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/2715/mafcarnaval058aj.jpg
The Downmarching Void
28-09-2005, 16:44
Ewwww. Neckties are just a form of leash. Who would want to wear a leash...in public?
Mind you, LG probably wears a real leash in public, from time time.
That is one really neat tie though. Clearly you must murder your cousin for it. Nothing says fuck you like murder.
I have a very nice tie that is blue diamonds on a tan background. When you look closer, the blue diamonds are none other than Viagra pills. Damn, do I love it when Pfizer gives my dad free shit.