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Strange Fetishes

The South Islands
28-09-2005, 00:53
What's the strangest fetish you've heard?

I've heard of a cast fetish. Rather strange to get turned on by plaster.
Legless Pirates
28-09-2005, 00:56
Your mom :eek:
Ashmoria
28-09-2005, 01:00
i find a balloon fetish to be quite strange.

i dont find it disgusting just bewildering.
The South Islands
28-09-2005, 01:01
i find a balloon fetish to be quite strange.

i dont find it disgusting just bewildering.

You mean big hard latex thingies filled with air don't turn you on? :D
BerkylvaniaYetAgain
28-09-2005, 01:02
i find a balloon fetish to be quite strange.

i dont find it disgusting just bewildering.

Has someone been watching "So Graham Norton?" :)


I would have to say furries. I just don't get it. And I don't want to get it so please don't try and explain it to me.
Perkeleenmaa
28-09-2005, 01:02
It has to be this one I've heard: one's own excised internal organs.

I mean, de Sade-istic fetishes appear normal and things such as amputee fetish, latex and whipping seem actually healthy, if compared to this.
Nietzsche Heretics
28-09-2005, 01:11
i heard about this one trying to suqeeze rodents up your ass while being busy with the front things..urgh .
Ashmoria
28-09-2005, 01:12
Has someone been watching "So Graham Norton?" :)


I would have to say furries. I just don't get it. And I don't want to get it so please don't try and explain it to me.
noooo i dont watch that show. is it on my tv? i came across some pics on a porn search one day a while back

furries can be very creepy. i deeply regret doing a porn search on furry art. *shudder*
Ashmoria
28-09-2005, 01:14
i heard about this one trying to suqeeze rodents up your ass while being busy with the front things..urgh .

why dont we ever see peta protesting THAT??
Persons Who Are Living
28-09-2005, 01:17
furries can be very creepy. i deeply regret doing a porn search on furry art. *shudder*

Try searching for furry infantilism, macrophilia, voreaphilia, expansion, plushophilia, etc, etc, etc... the list goes on and on.
Pure Metal
28-09-2005, 01:17
It has to be this one I've heard: one's own excised internal organs.

I mean, de Sade-istic fetishes appear normal and things such as amputee fetish, latex and whipping seem actually healthy, if compared to this.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*throws up*
Toolendusia
28-09-2005, 01:18
I'd have to say...lobsters. I saw the story with the hamster on the same site i saw that story. It's pretty disturbing.

Well...lobsters was the weirdest fetish I've heard of until the post about your own organs :confused: .

That's gotta be some messed-up people.
Legless Pirates
28-09-2005, 01:18
It has to be this one I've heard: one's own excised internal organs.

I mean, de Sade-istic fetishes appear normal and things such as amputee fetish, latex and whipping seem actually healthy, if compared to this.
Uhm.... I think that's de Sade too. I could be wrong.....
Raisinland
28-09-2005, 01:20
why dont we ever see peta protesting THAT??

Well, to put it simply...have you ever wondered what they actually do with all those cute furry little animals they rescue? If it all came out and they had been protesting it then theyd look like a bunch of bloody hypocrites wouldnt they? And people might start wondering about a few other things...case closed.
Colodia
28-09-2005, 01:21
I heard of a sneezing fetish...man that guy was happy to see his girlfriend sneeze...
Persons Who Are Living
28-09-2005, 01:23
I'd have to say...lobsters.

"A fist, a hand, hucha, hucha, hucha! Lobster."
Letila
28-09-2005, 01:24
There's a fetish for women with penes (known as futanari in Japanese). There's also a crying fetish, a farting fetish, an obesity fetish, and so much more. I would have to say the strangest fetish I've heard of is "women driving cars that get stuck in mud". There is an entire pornsite devoted to that fetish.
Ashmoria
28-09-2005, 01:24
Well, to put it simply...have you ever wondered what they actually do with all those cute furry little animals they rescue? If it all came out and they had been protesting it then theyd look like a bunch of bloody hypocrites wouldnt they? And people might start wondering about a few other things...case closed.
which must be why they always set the lab animals free. no sense taking them back to the peta animal shelter eh?
Vetalia
28-09-2005, 01:24
Masturbation to a picture of a man having sex with a large, inflatable purple penguin. That or masturbating to goatse.
Pure Metal
28-09-2005, 01:25
babes with guns and smoking fetishes... i just don't get either of them :confused:

but hey, whatever floats your boat
Persons Who Are Living
28-09-2005, 01:29
There's a fetish for women with penes (known as futanari in Japanese)

The $%#girl fetish is slightly specific to Japan. Everywhere else it has different connotations, and usually involves fetishizing so-called shemales (pre-op MtF transsexuals). With anime and manga, though, it's typically a genetic woman that somehow ends up with a penis, usually with no testicles.
Dakini
28-09-2005, 01:46
I've heard of a cast fetish. Rather strange to get turned on by plaster.
At first I thought that said cat fetish.
Potaria
28-09-2005, 01:46
At first I thought that said cat fetish.

Oh, they have those, too...

*shudder x10*
The South Islands
28-09-2005, 01:47
At first I thought that said cat fetish.

I'm sure they have that, too. :D
Potaria
28-09-2005, 01:48
I'm sure they have that, too. :D

*points to above post*
The South Islands
28-09-2005, 01:50
*points to above post*

*points up*

SUCKERPUNCH

*runs away*
Lord-General Drache
28-09-2005, 02:05
i heard about this one trying to suqeeze rodents up your ass while being busy with the front things..urgh .

Completely undocumented. Far as I know, it's purely an urban legend.

Can't say I've heard of any strange ones, as I'm rather accepting of such.
Smunkeeville
28-09-2005, 02:07
don't know if it a "fetish" so much as something some people do.... but anyway it disgusts me.... felching excuse me while I go vomit....

don't ask me what it is look it up. I can't link to it. I can't even type it in black because then I would have to see it.
The South Islands
28-09-2005, 02:13
don't know if it a "fetish" so much as something some people do.... but anyway it disgusts me.... felching excuse me while I go vomit....

don't ask me what it is look it up. I can't link to it. I can't even type it in black because then I would have to see it.

That is the sickest thing I've ever heared of.
Dakini
28-09-2005, 02:16
I heard that in Japan, you can buy used underwear worn by hookers in vending machines.


Japan is weird.
Smunkeeville
28-09-2005, 02:19
That is the sickest thing I've ever heared of.
yeah I know. I went out on a date with a guy and he brought up on the first date that he was into doing that, he offered to buy me my own straw

needless to say I went to the bathroom and he never saw me again, I had to change my cell phone # and everything
I am still scared that I will see him at walmart or something :eek:
Skibereen
28-09-2005, 02:19
Completely undocumented. Far as I know, it's purely an urban legend.

Can't say I've heard of any strange ones, as I'm rather accepting of such.

Felching is not an Urban legend it is indeed a pratice--the Urban legend is associated with a specific actor...Richard Gear(I dont know how to spell his last name but that is how it is pronounced) Anyway the deal is that he was hospitialized for loosing a gerbil up his ass. That is the Legend.

My friends wife is a nurse and she told me she sees people with items such as light bulbs(why?!!!?) up their ass, jars(yes-jars), hair brushes, hamsters, gerbils, mice, pet rats, --- --


I myself have a strangulation fetish, I like to choke--and be choked, hard.--As well I have a wrapping fetish.
Nureonia
28-09-2005, 02:20
don't know if it a "fetish" so much as something some people do.... but anyway it disgusts me.... felching excuse me while I go vomit....

don't ask me what it is look it up. I can't link to it. I can't even type it in black because then I would have to see it.

WTF? :confused:

That's so... CREEPY.
Grampus
28-09-2005, 02:42
felching

Ah yes, 'felch' is such an innocuous sounding word though - during the 80s and 90s it was quite oft snuck onto prime time TV in the UK as a way of thumbing the noses at the censors as only a tiny percentage of people knew what it meant. I guess this in some way parallels the filth-infested polari that was always a feature of the radio show Round The Horne in the 50s and 60s thanks to Julian & Sandy.
NERVUN
28-09-2005, 02:55
I heard that in Japan, you can buy used underwear worn by hookers in vending machines.
No, no, they weren't used by hookers, they were worn by school girls. And they stopped that because it violated an antiquities law (and no, I am not making this up).

Japan is weird.
Yes, yes it is. After living in the land of very strange fetishes... nothing really surprises me any more.

Though I must admit, finding out that a health club (read prostitution ring) was doing brisk business in Tokyo by offering sex services in Tokyo Disneyland for those with a Disney fetish did give me a 何だHELL?! moment.
Greedy Pig
28-09-2005, 02:57
I remember reading there was this guy who liked to have snails crawling over him while he masturbates. I don't see what turns him on.

Though I like it when my hamsters run around on my tummy. Their so cute. Not in a erotic way.
Toolendusia
28-09-2005, 02:58
I heard that in Japan, you can buy used underwear worn by hookers in vending machines.


Japan is weird.

Wow :eek: .

I kind of doubt it, but hey, I've heard of some weird things before...
Toolendusia
28-09-2005, 02:59
No, no, they weren't used by hookers, they were worn by school girls. And they stopped that because it violated an antiquities law (and no, I am not making this up).


Yes, yes it is. After living in the land of very strange fetishes... nothing really surprises me any more.

Though I must admit, finding out that a health club (read prostitution ring) was doing brisk business in Tokyo by offering sex services in Tokyo Disneyland for those with a Disney fetish did give me a 何だHELL?! moment.


Oh...okay.
Chomskyrion
28-09-2005, 03:01
What's the strangest fetish you've heard?

I've heard of a cast fetish. Rather strange to get turned on by plaster.
If you want weird fetishes, just google for furry websites.

If you don't know what a furry is, in short: They're people (in North America and Europe) that feel a special connection to anthropomorphic animals (half-animal, half-human, like Disney characters). They wear animal costumes, purr, go to conventions about furriness, quite frequently have sexual fantasies about anthropomorphic animals and will even have sex with these costumes on.

This website explains it all:
http://www.godhatesfurries.com/
Nureonia
28-09-2005, 03:02
I remember reading there was this guy who liked to have snails crawling over him while he masturbates. I don't see what turns him on.

I see WHAT turns him on. I don't see WHY...
Callisdrun
28-09-2005, 03:06
There are a lot of weird things out there. Like the stomping on small mammals fetish (I kid you not) and then some people have this weird poop fetish... and that's just gross.

One porn site, that I had the unfortunate bad luck to be linked to by my friend, who finds gross things funny, the more disgusting the more hilarious, was dedicated to showing pictures of vulvas with oversized clitorises (clitorii?).
The South Islands
28-09-2005, 03:24
There are a lot of weird things out there. Like the stomping on small mammals fetish (I kid you not) and then some people have this weird poop fetish... and that's just gross.

One porn site, that I had the unfortunate bad luck to be linked to by my friend, who finds gross things funny, the more disgusting the more hilarious, was dedicated to showing pictures of vulvas with oversized clitorises (clitorii?).

What were YOU doing on a porn site?
Callisdrun
28-09-2005, 03:35
What were YOU doing on a porn site?

My friend just sent me a link. He and another friend would often engage in contests to see who could find the most gross thing on the internet. Sometimes he would send the links to me.

The thing was, sometimes he would link me to stuff that was entirely serious, so he would tell me it was serious and it would be something like the big-clit site (which was pretty reppelent.)

I actually go to porn sites all the time, though more mainstream ones, because I'm a loser like that.
Smunkeeville
28-09-2005, 03:41
Ah yes, 'felch' is such an innocuous sounding word though - during the 80s and 90s it was quite oft snuck onto prime time TV in the UK as a way of thumbing the noses at the censors as only a tiny percentage of people knew what it meant. I guess this in some way parallels the filth-infested polari that was always a feature of the radio show Round The Horne in the 50s and 60s thanks to Julian & Sandy.
yeah and then there are things that are worse that I don't even want to know about.

what majorly bothered me about it was the guy telling me on the first date that he liked to do that. I mean if that is first date conversation then what the heck was he going to bring up later in the relationship?
Callisdrun
28-09-2005, 03:45
yeah and then there are things that are worse that I don't even want to know about.

what majorly bothered me about it was the guy telling me on the first date that he liked to do that. I mean if that is first date conversation then what the heck was he going to bring up later in the relationship?

That is a... rather strange topic for light conversation on a first date. I honestly can't imagine how awkward it must be. "By the way, I like felching, do you like felching?" I mean, how could someone possibly think that's a good thing to say on a first date?
Kroisistan
28-09-2005, 03:57
why dont we ever see peta protesting THAT??

It's called "gerbilling." It involves putting a live Gerbil in one's anus and is associated strongly with Homosexuals.

Why doesn't PETA protest that - because it is an urban legend. Really. I found that out when I did a project on, not suprisingly, Urban Legends. It fed upon the fear of homosexuals present in much of America(where the legend started). Often it's assumed to be true. According to my sources(for the above-mentioned project), the incidences of this are either so few and far between or not happening at all that one can safely say it's an urban myth.
Smunkeeville
28-09-2005, 03:59
That is a... rather strange topic for light conversation on a first date. I honestly can't imagine how awkward it must be. "By the way, I like felching, do you like felching?" I mean, how could someone possibly think that's a good thing to say on a first date?
yeah it creeped me out pretty good. I didn't actually know what he meant so he had to explain it to me and the whole time he was smiling. Worst blind date ever!!! I asked my friend why she set me up with him and she said "I thought it would make him leave me alone"
we aren't friends anymore.
Callisdrun
28-09-2005, 04:20
yeah it creeped me out pretty good. I didn't actually know what he meant so he had to explain it to me and the whole time he was smiling. Worst blind date ever!!! I asked my friend why she set me up with him and she said "I thought it would make him leave me alone"
we aren't friends anymore.

That's not very nice, setting one's friend up with someone just to get them to go away. That must have been really awful.

I sure as hell didn't discuss any sex on my first date with my ladyfriend. Hell no, that's the fastest way to get dismissed as a pervert. I've never gone on a blind date (I've gone on very few dates at all, actually).

The only things that arouse me that could be described as fetishes are these: I find a lot of "goth" women fairly attractive. I sometimes wish that my ladyfriend was a vampiress and would bite me. The second is kinda strange, but whatever.
Daistallia 2104
28-09-2005, 04:56
Necrozoophilia is the strangest I can think of in terms of WTF?!?

I heard that in Japan, you can buy used underwear worn by hookers in vending machines.

Almost right. It's known as "burusera" was schoolgirl's undies, not hookers. However, the whole enjo kosai ("compensated dating", a euphamistic term for what usually, but not always was high school girls prostituting themselves) bit was at it's height at the same time, and many of the girls doing that supposedly got started in the burasera "game".
AFAIK, the vending machines were outlawed in the late 1990s. However girls still sell their undies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burusera

And today's Wai Wai featured a relevant article on the lates form of enjo kosai:
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20050927p2g00m0dm007000c.html

Japan is weird.

Yep. Very.
Callisdrun
28-09-2005, 04:58
They really are into some odd things there. "For a small fee, you too can be the proud owner of a teenage girl's panties"

Very strange.
Neaness
28-09-2005, 05:51
Hair. I am in constant terror of the day I date someone who fetishizes my hair. (Down to my bum.)
Vomit. They call them Roman Showers.
Menstruation. Seriously, what's the appeal of chewing on a freakin' tampon?
Saran wrap.
Urine or excrement.
Impaling people on poles, roasting them alive, and eating them. I am 100% serious.
Mt-Tau
28-09-2005, 05:59
which must be why they always set the lab animals free. no sense taking them back to the peta animal shelter eh?

Nah, no need to... They kill them in the back of thier vans and dump them in shoping store dumpsters. Good to see them helping animals. :)
Mt-Tau
28-09-2005, 06:07
That's not very nice, setting one's friend up with someone just to get them to go away. That must have been really awful.

I sure as hell didn't discuss any sex on my first date with my ladyfriend. Hell no, that's the fastest way to get dismissed as a pervert. I've never gone on a blind date (I've gone on very few dates at all, actually).

I may or may not go into this when I meet someone new. I tend to bring up something odd to test the reaction as to see how compatible I would be with that person. If they run off from the remark/joke then they weren't my type. It's a simple and effective way to see if there is any future with that person. You mentioning being dismissed as a pervert brought it up. :p
Hakartopia
28-09-2005, 06:10
If you want weird fetishes, just google for furry websites.

If you don't know what a furry is, in short: They're people (in North America and Europe) that feel a special connection to anthropomorphic animals (half-animal, half-human, like Disney characters). They wear animal costumes, purr, go to conventions about furriness, quite frequently have sexual fantasies about anthropomorphic animals and will even have sex with these costumes on.

This website explains it all:
http://www.godhatesfurries.com/

Except you're wrong. Are you actually stupid enough to believe a website called Godhates{something} is a reliable source of information on {something}?
Callisdrun
28-09-2005, 06:58
Hair. I am in constant terror of the day I date someone who fetishizes my hair. (Down to my bum.)
Vomit. They call them Roman Showers.
Menstruation. Seriously, what's the appeal of chewing on a freakin' tampon?
Saran wrap.
Urine or excrement.
Impaling people on poles, roasting them alive, and eating them. I am 100% serious.

Everything you mentioned is just plain nasty, or simply confusing (saran wrap? huh?), except for hair. I don't see anything wrong with thinking someone has beautiful hair, any more than is wrong with thinking someone has beautiful eyes. Unless of course you're talking about doing anything in a relationship with that hair that amounts to more than running one's fingers through it and other stuff that lovers often do.
Hinterlutschistan
28-09-2005, 07:02
There was this one guy at a call in show that creeped even ME out. He gets off on sitting in a bath tub filled with ground beef. I mean, I can see myself do a lot, but ground beef in a bath tub... urk.

Aside of that, what goes on between two (or one, or more...) consenting adults is their biz. George Carlin put it like this, if I remember correctly: There's nothing wrong with two consenting adults liking to put on boy scout uniforms and beating each other with foam bats while taking turns blowing their cat. And imagine how good the cat must feel! :)

Seriously, though. As long as nobody gets hurt (that is, nobody that doesn't want to get hurt :)), there's nothing wrong with it.
Callisdrun
28-09-2005, 07:29
Ground beef? That's just... I don't even know what to think about it. I mean, it isn't disgusting per se, not like some fetishes, but that's one of the weirdest most random things I've heard of.
Heil jo
28-09-2005, 07:51
dog and cat food smesrd on people
shudder :eek: :eek:
Xiphosia
29-09-2005, 00:10
or simply confusing (saran wrap? huh?),

Mummification.. i think its called, people like to wrap each other in duct tape or saranwrap, its like to suffocation i think.. i saw some article on tv about it, strange stuff.

:) :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

^ Tried to saran wrap me <_<
>_>
<_< :D
Peisandros
29-09-2005, 02:37
don't know if it a "fetish" so much as something some people do.... but anyway it disgusts me.... felching excuse me while I go vomit....

don't ask me what it is look it up. I can't link to it. I can't even type it in black because then I would have to see it.
Ahem yes. Felching is quite disgusting. Rather horrible infact.
EDIT: I also heard about people who like to choke themselves during sex or masturbation. Apparently this guy killed himself doing it.
Ritlina
29-09-2005, 02:45
a smiley fetish
Nureonia
29-09-2005, 03:01
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furries

Furries also scare me.
Smunkeeville
29-09-2005, 03:09
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furries

Furries also scare me.
I can kinda maybe understand that one. I used to be the mascot at my highschool, something about being in costume is liberating, but not sexual (for me anyway)

I dress up now at Star Trek conventions though so I may not be completely normal.(although I am not too bad in comparison to my husband's friend, who on casual dress day at work tried to go dressed as a Klingon. He gets to dress like a Klingon now twice a month, the company was afraid of a lawsuit or something maybe. Anyway he scares the crap out of people when he dresses like that)
Grayshness
29-09-2005, 03:11
I love strange fetishes...it makes my penchant for anal sex seem tame
Callisdrun
29-09-2005, 05:14
I love strange fetishes...it makes my penchant for anal sex seem tame

Actually, in our population, anal sex is fairly common. I think like, the last statistics I heard were that 30-50% engaged in it.
Greedy Pig
29-09-2005, 05:18
I don't think furries scare me. But I think their pretty funny. I mean, haven't you seen those sideshow girls, dressed in bunny suits and go "wow". I think it's just a more extreme version of that.

I'll bet it would help ugly people get more sexing. :)
Pencil 17
29-09-2005, 05:22
Scat.

I don't get it!! That doesn't belong in your mouth or on your chest! It belongs in the toilet!
Liedbulk
29-09-2005, 05:48
Ahem yes. Felching is quite disgusting. Rather horrible infact.
EDIT: I also heard about people who like to choke themselves during sex or masturbation. Apparently this guy killed himself doing it.

Autoerotic aesphexiation ins't a too uncommon sexual death.

Lately, the practice of choking yourself to receive a more powerful orgasm during sex or masturbation has appeared in the world of school children as a method of reaching a euphoric high. It's pretty simple: choke yourself until you pass out. When you wake up, you're high. Of course, some kid recently died from this so it's all over the news.

But autoerotic aesphexiation is in no way new, and I truthfully don't find as bad as some of the other practices already mentioned:

Felching
Crush (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush_fetish)
Necrobeastiality (dead animals)
Necophilia (dead people)
Beastiality (animals)
Coprophilia (poop)
Paedophilia (pre-pubescent kids)
Nepiophilia (infants)
Pregnancy fetish
Menstruation
"Golden Showers" (urine)
"Roman Showers" (vomit)
Vorarephilia (eating another person or being eaten)
Acrotomophilia (amputee)

And to the author, a cast fetish would be called "abasiophilia."
Hakartopia
29-09-2005, 12:21
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furries

Furries also scare me.

I can rest easily at night now that I scare people like you just by liking anthropomorpic animals. Are you also afraid of mice perchance?