Lynndie... Don't Leave Me!!!
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050926/D8CS4PD80.html
My fiancee Lynndie is going to jail *sniff* I can't believe it.
I am going to miss most of all those tender moments we had sitting
in front of the fire making human pyramids. If you guys could have
just seen how her beautiful eyes would light up whenever she took
pictures of my genitals. She would point at my penis and laugh for
hours. Good times. I promise that I will wait for her.
Ashmoria
27-09-2005, 22:54
maybe she can send you a whole new class of photos from levenworth
remember if you love it, let it go, if it comes back in 10 to 20, it was meant to be.
Nietzsche Heretics
27-09-2005, 23:29
you may waynt to make more respectful posts on this subject, seeing as how many people suffered from her behavior, and all the consequences it brought about.
i'm by no means the one to scuff at humor, usually, but you could find a more dignified outlet.
was she the one pleading "stupidity" on another thread a while ago?
Something about she was blindly and mindlessly "Following Orders"
So Gartef is the goatse man...
Bleat!
Ashmoria
28-09-2005, 00:05
you may waynt to make more respectful posts on this subject, seeing as how many people suffered from her behavior, and all the consequences it brought about.
i'm by no means the one to scuff at humor, usually, but you could find a more dignified outlet.
some things are best attacked with humor
BerkylvaniaYetAgain
28-09-2005, 00:06
some things are best attacked with humor
Or at least a whip and pair of leather punishment panties.
The South Islands
28-09-2005, 00:29
Or at least a whip and pair of leather punishment panties.
Mmmmmmmmmmm... Punishment panties.
Ashmoria
28-09-2005, 00:37
Mmmmmmmmmmm... Punishment panties.
im fantasizing about you wearing them now
you may waynt to make more respectful posts on this subject, seeing as how many people suffered from her behavior, and all the consequences it brought about.
i'm by no means the one to scuff at humor, usually, but you could find a more dignified outlet.
How can you nag on me like this, when you know my heart is breaking?
Zahumlje
28-09-2005, 01:00
I had to laugh, her lawyer did plead that she was too easily intimidated and influenced!
What the Hell was she doing in the U.S. of A. Army if she's that much of a wussy? j***!
it's probably the sickest version of the Nurenburg Defense (I was just following orders...) I ever heard!
Ashmoria
28-09-2005, 01:04
I had to laugh, her lawyer did plead that she was too easily intimidated and influenced!
What the Hell was she doing in the U.S. of A. Army if she's that much of a wussy? j***!
it's probably the sickest version of the Nurenburg Defense (I was just following orders...) I ever heard!
yeah its the disfunctional nuremberg defense "i was just following orders....from my boyfriend."
HEY WAIT A MINUTE
*looks askance at gartref*
Nietzsche Heretics
28-09-2005, 01:07
nürnberg, folks, it's nürnberg
yeah its the disfunctional nuremberg defense "i was just following orders....from my boyfriend."
HEY WAIT A MINUTE
*looks askance at gartref*
Okay.. the leash thing may have been my idea....
I just wish everybody could see her through my eyes. I still remember the first moment we met - back in the chicken plant in West Virginny. She was resplendent in her blood-covered smock, tiny feathers gracing her plump rosy cheeks. When she graced me with a buck-tooth smile, my heart nearly leapt from my chest. We hooked up after work for some 'shine and fried taters. We talked into the night, sharing our innermost fantasies and a case of Slim-Jims. With all the madness that has happened since, I wish we could just step back in time and relive that magical night, over and over. Alas, but we are fortune's fools!
BerkylvaniaYetAgain
28-09-2005, 02:13
Okay.. the leash thing may have been my idea....
I just wish everybody could see her through my eyes. I still remember the first moment we met - back in the chicken plant in West Virginny. She was resplendent in her blood-covered smock, tiny feathers gracing her plump rosy cheeks. When she graced me with a buck-tooth smile, my heart nearly leapt from my chest. We hooked up after work for some 'shine and fried taters. We talked into the night, sharing our innermost fantasies and a case of Slim-Jims. With all the madness that has happened since, I wish we could just step back in time and relive that magical night, over and over. Alas, but we are fortune's fools!
We'd love to see her through your eye...unfortunately we currently have this bag over our heads...
Leonstein
28-09-2005, 02:16
Colleen Kesner, a resident from England's hometown, said: "A lot of people here think they ought to just blow up the whole of Iraq. To the country boys here, if you're a different nationality, a different race, you're sub-human.
That's the way that girls like Lynndie are raised... Tormenting Iraqis, in her mind, would be no different from shooting a turkey. Every season here you're hunting something. Over there, they're hunting Iraqis."
Now there's an interesting way of looking at this...
Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynndie_England)
Marrakech II
28-09-2005, 03:56
Now there's an interesting way of looking at this...
Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynndie_England)
Gotta love wiki!
Gotta love wiki!
Her mother considers it a prank. I hope she gets such a prank played on her soon...
Well screw allya. I'm gonna break my sweet baby out of Levenwerth and live on the run. We'll survive. With her roadkill cookin' skills and my talent for rolling hobos, I figure we'll be living high on the hog. Soon as I sell my trailer and get the Chevy off them blocks - it's time to hit the road and you all can kiss my sweet ass goodbye!
YEEHAW! DADDYS COMING LYNNDIE BABY!
Pepe Dominguez
28-09-2005, 07:51
nürnberg, folks, it's nürnberg
HR-12928, Section 12, along with several international treaties, made it illegal to purchase any computer keyboard with an umlaut key outside of Europe, so.. :)
Just be glad you're not Munich.. we altered that one even worse. :p
Celestial Kingdom
28-09-2005, 09:49
Yes, umlauts are a great cultural achievement...I liked the wiki-thingy though
nürnberg, folks, it's nürnbergNur das man im Deutschen Nomen (auch bekannt als Namenwörter) groß schreibt... :p
Celestial Kingdom
28-09-2005, 10:30
Nur das man im Deutschen Nomen (auch bekannt als Namenwörter) groß schreibt... :p
Ich kenn aus der Grundschule auch noch den Begriff "Was-Wörter"...Scheiß-Siebziger :p
Ich kenn aus der Grundschule auch noch den Begriff "Was-Wörter"...Scheiß-Siebziger :pMeine Schule hat sowas überhaupt nicht verwendet. Wir sind einfach gleich zu den lateinischen gegangen, da wir im Englischunterricht sowieso nur lateinische Wörter benutzt haben.
Als ich dann letzes Jahr in München bei der Hausaufgabenhilfe tätig war, wurd ich dann gefragt, was denn ein Namen-, Tun-, oder Wiewort sei...
So hab ich mich dann gefühlt: :confused:
Celestial Kingdom
28-09-2005, 10:47
Meine Schule hat sowas überhaupt nicht verwendet. Wir sind einfach gleich zu den lateinischen gegangen, da wir im Englischunterricht sowieso nur lateinische Wörter benutzt haben.
Als ich dann letzes Jahr in München bei der Hausaufgabenhilfe tätig war, wurd ich dann gefragt, was denn ein Namen-, Tun-, oder Wiewort sei...
So hab ich mich dann gefühlt: :confused:
Siebzig Empathie-Punkte, hab die Grammatik erst dann kapiert als ich Latein lernen durfte :)
Nevareion
28-09-2005, 10:52
This comment from her mother (on wiki) is just downright scary:
The rules of the Geneva Convention, do they apply to everybody or just us?"
This comment from her mother (on wiki) is just downright scary:I think she's just frustrated about no one complaining that the insurgents and terrorists are sticking to the Geneva convention.
Nevareion
28-09-2005, 11:03
I see your point.....I should stick to work while I'm here instead of half reading stuff ;)
I think she's just frustrated about no one complaining that the insurgents and terrorists are sticking to the Geneva convention.
You see, that kind of behavior would be expected from TERRORISTS, as you pointed out. Moral high ground anyone?