NationStates Jolt Archive


If you could have only one condom...

Sierra BTHP
27-09-2005, 17:03
Which brand would you choose?
Laerod
27-09-2005, 17:05
Which brand would you choose?The one I use is brought out in cooperation with the German Aids Fund. Part of the cost goes directly to it.
Legless Pirates
27-09-2005, 17:08
I don't know. Never used one.
Verghastinsel
27-09-2005, 17:10
Ribbed For Her Pleasure
Spooty
27-09-2005, 17:10
Durx lol at bad typo of Durex, haha, i choose Durx! :D
Sierra BTHP
27-09-2005, 17:11
I don't know. Never used one.
Don't worry, you'll be stone dead in a moment...
The Noble Men
27-09-2005, 17:12
Whatever brand happens to be availiable if I get lucky.
Itchy Red Spots
27-09-2005, 17:13
Durex all the way ;)
Carnivorous Lickers
27-09-2005, 17:13
Only one? The Trojan "Magnum", of course. :D

I assume I'd have to wash it after each use? I wonder if they have a device to hold it in the dishwasher...
Egg and chips
27-09-2005, 17:15
As long as it has no holes in it, and isnt uncomfortable to wear, I aint bothered.
Fass
27-09-2005, 17:19
RFSU. (http://www.rfsu.com/) They make a condom called "Okeido" that is a bit more "roomy," i.e. is a bit longer and has a wider diameter. The regular sizes constrict too much, I find.
Laerod
27-09-2005, 17:19
As long as it has no holes in it, and isnt uncomfortable to wear, I aint bothered.No holes at all? I prefer it to have exactly one... :p
Santa Barbara
27-09-2005, 17:20
The Clinton and Lewinski condom!
Anarchy and Herblore
27-09-2005, 17:27
I find peeling the skin from a sausage does the trick. :rolleyes:
Egg and chips
27-09-2005, 17:27
No holes at all? I prefer it to have exactly one... :p

Damn. I walked into that one... Damn.
Drunk commies deleted
27-09-2005, 17:29
Bill Clinton condom
The Mindset
27-09-2005, 17:38
I generally use Contempo, because they're cheap to buy in bulk.
Liskeinland
27-09-2005, 18:02
Er… wouldn't need one.

[EDIT/] No, I'm not a woman.
Call to power
27-09-2005, 18:27
I am not really bothered what I use as long as it isn't Trojan (the name sounds rather suspicious don't you think what with the horse containing little soldiers that ruin lives) but I always by the most pricey to show the lady she's worth the money
Fass
27-09-2005, 18:32
I am not really bothered what I use as long as it isn't Trojan (the name sounds rather suspicious don't you think what with the horse containing little soldiers that ruin lives) but I always by the most pricey to show the lady she's worth the money

You show her the receipt? Isn't her ass supposed to be tight?
Carnivorous Lickers
27-09-2005, 18:32
I am not really bothered what I use as long as it isn't Trojan (the name sounds rather suspicious don't you think what with the horse containing little soldiers that ruin lives) but I always by the most pricey to show the lady she's worth the money

If used correctly, the little lady shouldnt have much occaison to admire the thoughtfully extravagant condom.
Fass
27-09-2005, 18:34
If used correctly, the little lady shouldnt have much occaison to admire the thoughtfully extravagant condom.

Such swiftness, eh? Poor her.
Lovfro
27-09-2005, 18:43
I'm with Fass on the RFSUs... boy did that ever come out wrong :eek:

I use Nøkken (Näcken in Swedish) not Okeido (seems I'm not as well endowed as Fass)

Edit: though after checking the website, the difference is actually minimal. 5 millimeter longer and 1 millimeter more in radius to be exact.
Carnivorous Lickers
27-09-2005, 18:50
Such swiftness, eh? Poor her.

Not at all. When the condom is in action, you shouldnt be able to see it. And before its in action, I dont see the need for any time wasted on show and tell production.

Maybe, the next day she'll be impressed when she finds the wrapper behind the headboard or on top of a lamp.
Goodlifes
28-09-2005, 05:58
Havig sex with a condom is worse than no sex at all. Just keep it in your pants till you're married then get the real thing.
Santa Barbara
28-09-2005, 06:27
Havig sex with a condom is worse than no sex at all.

Bullshit!
Desperate Measures
28-09-2005, 06:45
HA HA! Condoms! How quaint. I'm pro-choice.
(My God, that was in poor taste....)
Neutered Sputniks
28-09-2005, 06:57
Only condoms I use are Trojan Magnums...like Fass, regular condoms are quite painful.

Of course, I really prefer bareback...
Fass
28-09-2005, 17:53
II use Nøkken (Näcken in Swedish) not Okeido (seems I'm not as well endowed as Fass)

Heh. That's not how I meant it at all...

Edit: though after checking the website, the difference is actually minimal. 5 millimeter longer and 1 millimeter more in radius to be exact.

... but was referring mostly to the wider diameter. That 1mm really does make a difference.