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I NEVER use the N-word, I hate it and it disgusts me, but for this circumstance I will post a transcript from Bring The Pain containing excessive usage of this word, only to get a point accross. This transcript will contain Chris Rock's extremely funny and highly accurate standup routine infamously dubbed as "Black People VS Niggers". Being a black person I can relate to what he said so much, and it's the truth but what people have to realise is that there are people like this in EVERY race. Here it is:

Who's more racist Black people or White people? Black people, because we hate Black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black

people REALLY don't like about black people. There's some shit going on with black people right now, there's like a civil war going on right now with black

people and there's two sides. Black people and Niggers, and niggers have got to go. Everytime black people try to have a good time ignorant ass niggers fuck

it up! Can't do SHIT! Can't keep a disco open for more than three weeks, grand opening, grand closing. Can't go to a movie the first week it comes out, why?

Cause niggers are shootin at the screen! What kind of ignorant shit is that?! "Hey this is a good movie! It's so good I've got to bust a cap up in here!". I

love black people but boy I hate niggers! I wish they'd let me join the KKK, I'd do a drive by from here to Brooklyn! I'm tired of niggers, you can't have

shit when you're around niggers. You can't have no big screen TV, you can have it but you've got to move it in at three in the morning! Paint it white and

hope niggers think it's a bassinet! Can't have shit in your house, why? Cause niggers will break in your house! Niggers who live next door to you will break

in your house and come over the next day and say "I heard you got robbed!". ****** you know you robbed me! You didn't hear shit cause you was doin shit! I'm

tired of niggers, you know what's the worst thing about niggers? Niggers always want some credit for some shit you're SUPPOSED to do, for some shit that a

normal person just does. A ****** will say some shit like "I take care of my kids" You're supposed to you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is

that?! "I ain't never been to jail" What you want? A cookie?!! You're not supposed to go to jail you low expectation having motherfucker! You know the worst

thing about niggers? The WOOOORST thing about niggers? Niggers love to not know. Nothing makes a ****** happier than not knowing the answer to your question.

Just ask a ****** a question, any ******! What's the capital of Ziare? "I don't know that shit! I'm keepin it real!" Niggers love to keep it real...real

dumb! Niggers hate knoweledge, shit! If niggers break in your house and you want to save your money, put it in your books, because niggers don't read! Shit,

books are like cryptonite to a ******! Here's a book! "NOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOT A BOOK NOOOOO!!!!!" *falls to the ground in extreme pain*

I'm tired of this shit, you kids can't fuckin play anywhere. Every year the space gets smaller. "ok you go from that corner to that corner, ok you go from

that gate to that gate" By the time the motherfucker is 10 they're just hopping in a circle! I'm tired of this shit, tired, tired, tired! Fi fai fo figga boy

I hate a nigga! Niggers are ignorant, just singing about ignorance. The other day I heard a song "It's the first of the mooonth!" Niggers are singing welfare

carols! "On the first day of welfare my true love gave to meeee..I wish you merry welfare and a happy foodstammmp!" What the fuck is goin on? Now they've got

some shit where they're trying to get rid of welfare. Everytime you see welfare you see black people. Black people don't give a FUCK about welfare...niggers

are shaking in their boots! "ooh they're gonna take our shit!" A black man who that has two jobs and goes to work everyday HATES a ****** on welfare and is

like "****** get a job! I've got two you can't get one!? I would reccomend you for a position at mine but you would just fuck it up and they'd never hire a

black person for another 10 years" Shit, a black woman who has 2 kids and goes to work everyday busting her ass HATES a bitch with 9 kids on welfare, she's

like "Bitch get a job! STOP FUCKING! STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! PUT IT DOWN! GET A JOB! Go get a job, you can even get a job holding dicks, but

whatever you do get paid to do it!"

There's not only just black people on welfare, shit there's white people on welfare too. There aren't even that many black people in America, black people

are like 10% of the population. There's black people in New York, DC, Chicago, Atlanta, like 10 places. The rest of the 40 states are filled up with broke

ass white people. Broke ass, living in a trailer home, eating mayonaise sandwhiches, fucking their sister, while listening to John Cooper Mellencamp records!

As a member of anti-racist coalitions (and a former S.H.A.R.P.ie) I hate the use of the n-word. However, I've met Chris Rock when he was giving a speech (not doing stand up) and it's surprising how intelligent he is. He can deliver that same message without using the N-word. It's just that in stand up, it's funnier.

Funny as hell. I ran it through my head in his voice, and much lollerskates.

Oddly, that word is a mispelling. In Latin, the word black is Niger.

I love the part about the ignorance, you have no idea how many times a day I encounter people like that. Black, white, asian, etc. There's so many people like that, it's sort of embarrassing to me as a human being.

As a member of anti-racist coalitions (and a former S.H.A.R.P.ie) I hate the use of the n-word. However, I've met Chris Rock when he was giving a speech (not doing stand up) and it's surprising how intelligent he is. He can deliver that same message without using the N-word. It's just that in stand up, it's funnier.

Yes Chris is actually a very very intelligent person. I met him in New York through a standup comedian friend of mine, and he is much funnier and much more intelligent than people give him credit for. Most people that say negative things about Chris Rock have only seen him in movies (which I can even admit he has been HORRIBLE in), but his standup is pure comedic genius and there's nobody like him.

Nobody else wants to post what they think? More opinions would be welcome!

Nobody else wants to post what they think? More opinions would be welcome!
I think he is quite correct. I have long said that the "problem" is not what "race" (peh. hate that misused term) you are, but whether or not you are a "******" - white, black or other.

IMO "******" is a cultural identity along the lines of "Redneck", or "Yuppie" and is based upon certain culturally obnoxious actions or mannerisims. In the case of "******" it is urban criminality/drugs/anti-"white" education/violence. With "Redneck" it's aversion to hygene (personal or home), aversion to education, and propensity to violence and monster vehicles. With "Yuppie" it's everything they stand for...

Unfortunately, the professional race baiters continue to ensure that what is now essentially an anti-social cultural identifier is tied to an ethnic community as a whole. :(

Ah, man, I do so love Chris Rock. He's pure comedic genius.

Ah, man, I do so love Chris Rock. He's pure comedic genius.

Got that right!

I am no fan of the N-word, but Chris Rock can use it till he's blue in the face so long as he's being funny...which is 99% of the time.

I also noticed that half the stuff there isn't just true for the folks Rock was describing...I could insert "white trash" or "redneck" and it would be just as appropriate.

I am no fan of the N-word, but Chris Rock can use it till he's blue in the face so long as he's being funny...which is 99% of the time.

I also noticed that half the stuff there isn't just true for the folks Rock was describing...I could insert "white trash" or "redneck" and it would be just as appropriate.

Which is exactly the point he was trying to make.

Now if only a massive rally against ignorant dumbasses were staged at the Capital. If enough blacks joined up, it might just reverse some of the stereotypical crap we all have to put up with. Maybe the 'gangstas', 'niggers', and 'white trash' will be caught with their pants down and revealed as nothing more than members of a misguided, idiotic subculture, no longer able to hide behind the shield of racial identity and political correctness.

Now if only a massive rally against ignorant dumbasses were staged at the Capital. If enough blacks joined up, it might just reverse some of the stereotypical crap we all have to put up with. Maybe the 'gangstas', 'niggers', and 'white trash' will be caught with their pants down and revealed as nothing more than members of a misguided, idiotic subculture, no longer able to hide behind the shield of racial identity and political correctness.

I'd definately be there.

I refrenced this routine the other day. :)

And I like Chris Rock.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Rock

On September 9, 2005 Chris Rock said "George Bush hates midgets" before saying his original script during a telethon similar to the Kanye West situation. The tone seemed to be more of a parody than actual opinion.
Hahahaha.

I just want to bump this thread back up to give it the attention it deserves! More opinions would be appreciated people!