How to Post on NS General and Stay Semi-Sane
Dontgonearthere
27-09-2005, 03:14
A few simple rules:
1. Dont take anything seriously.
2. "You are an idiot and I hope you die." or anything similar is basicaly a way of saying "Hello"
3. If you dont want your topic turned onto a subject relating to something touchy to everybody, dont start a topic.
4. 'Humour' is a relative term here.
5. Its best to assume that nobody else has one.
6. Goatse = Death
8. Dead baby jokes = Death
9. Tubgirl = Death
10. Man Fae = Death (although this one isnt on NS that much...)
11. Argueing with Fass about homosexuality = ...do you want to know? Lets just say you will pray for death :P
12. Expecting anybody to agree with you is silly.
13. Expecting people not to point out that little flaw in your arguement is silly.
14. Expecting people to address the main points of a strong arguement is silly.
15. We dont care that you OMGNEEDPOINTSINOUTWARSTYPEGAME!, take your spam elsewhere.
Thats all for now :P
Mauiwowee
27-09-2005, 03:18
16 No matter what you post about, some one will attempt to turn it into a thread to discuss religious and/or political differences.
Leonstein
27-09-2005, 03:20
16 No matter what you post about, some one will attempt to turn it into a thread to discuss religious and/or political differences.
That is so not true! Typical for a Christian Conservative again...
San Texario
27-09-2005, 03:20
17. Don't debate. Period.
11. Argueing with Fass about homosexuality = ...do you want to know? Lets just say you will pray for death :P
Fortunately for you I don't have the time to rip you a new one, so I will just contend that I resent that.
Neo Kervoskia
27-09-2005, 03:23
My #1 rule:
18. Facts require facts require facts. Therefore it is best to be completely nonsensical.
Melkor Unchained
27-09-2005, 03:26
12. Expecting anybody to agree with you is silly.
13. Expecting people not to point out that little flaw in your arguement is silly.
14. Expecting people to address the main points of a strong arguement is silly.
The rest were okay, but these three, in my mind, stand out as far and away the most important and pertinent of all of them. Good stuff!
...Oh, and it's 'argument' :p
/pedant
19. Do not ever try to pass yourself off as Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse, Max Barry™, John Ashcroft®, or other mythical and non-existent personalities.
My #1 rule:
18. Facts require facts require facts. Therefore it is best to be completely nonsensical.
you're slipping... that actually made sense...
either that or I finally achieved Insanity. :D
Mauiwowee
27-09-2005, 03:28
That is so not true! Typical for a Christian Conservative again...
lol
20. Expecting people to actually respond to your good arguments is silly.
Neo Kervoskia
27-09-2005, 03:40
you're slipping... that actually made sense...
either that or I finally achieved Insanity. :D
Noooooooooooooooo!ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...on second thought, maybe you have gone insane. :D
Nyuujaku
27-09-2005, 04:23
6. Goatse = Death
8. Dead baby jokes = Death
9. Tubgirl = Death
Since you skipped 7, in staying with the spirit of the surrounding rules:
7. Harlequin fetus = Death
;)
My #1 rule:
18. Facts require facts require facts. Therefore it is best to be completely nonsensical.
I like your logic. Want a taco?
you're slipping... that actually made sense...
either that or I finally achieved Insanity. :D
With almost 9,000 post you darn well better have achieved insanity.
Murderous maniacs
27-09-2005, 05:04
8. Dead baby jokes = Death
i disagree, they're normally tolerated allright. the only exception i can think of is when eutrisca posted pics of his grandsons
"How to Post on NS General and Stay Semi-Sane "
I didn't think that was allowed? :confused:
Murderous maniacs
27-09-2005, 05:10
"How to Post on NS General and Stay Semi-Sane "
I didn't think that was allowed? :confused:
dunno, i wasn't sane to begin with, not by any stretch of the imagination
dunno, i wasn't sane to begin with, not by any stretch of the imagination
That is okay, in fact, wanna join our club?
Murderous maniacs
27-09-2005, 05:24
That is okay, in fact, wanna join our club?
what kind of club be this? will there be drinking? will there be elves to slay?
Mauiwowee
27-09-2005, 05:35
what kind of club be this? will there be drinking? will there be elves to slay?
19. The slaying of Elves is permitted. Insulting Fairies and feeding Trolls is not.
Murderous maniacs
27-09-2005, 05:38
19. The slaying of Elves is permitted. Insulting Fairies and feeding Trolls is not.
yay, where's my axe? i don't really care about fairies and trolls are also for slaying, but i feel too lazy to put my hair into an orange mohawk
what kind of club be this? will there be drinking? will there be elves to slay?
This is the club where those of us who are kindof, ummmmm, odd, meet. I haven't seen any elves (doesn't mean that they aren't there though). But lots of peasents to slay.
Murderous maniacs
27-09-2005, 05:41
This is the club where those of us who are kindof, ummmmm, odd, meet. I haven't seen any elves (doesn't mean that they aren't there though). But lots of peasents to slay.
peasents are for burninating, just like the countryside and the thatched-roof cottages
Imagine if you will a place on inconcievable insanity, where the sane are deemed insane and the insane sane. Where the dogs of war bark incessantly, where the doves of peace shit on you frequently. A place where Pie = 3.1delicious. I submit to your approval, The General Forum Zone.
Impossible to stay sane here. IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Murderous maniacs
27-09-2005, 05:45
i have long ago passed the line of sanity and am happily playing in the fields on the other side (playing burn the field)
Hah, very few of you were here when there was only one forum. That was insanity, not to mention it never worked.
No if you don't mind I have a bridge to rake.