Hypothetical Situation
Some women are skinny dipping in the river near your house. You are walking down there and see them - purely by mistake, of course (or was it?)...and then you see their clothes in a pile behind a bush. What do you do?
Oh, and if none of the poll choices appeal, just write your response.
You take pictures of them and refuse to give them their clothes unless they have sex with you?
No, just kidding. Actually I'd just pretend I didn't see them and keep walking. The female body doesn't particularly attract me anyway.
Secluded Islands
27-09-2005, 03:19
go through their cloths looking for money...
or get naked and join them...
PasturePastry
27-09-2005, 03:21
Fold their clothes neatly and walk off.
I just like to make someone's day a bit more surreal. :D
Outer Munronia
27-09-2005, 03:29
Fold their clothes neatly and walk off.
I just like to make someone's day a bit more surreal. :D
you know, i was going to say "walk away", but frankly i like this answer a lot
Fold their clothes neatly and walk off.
I just like to make someone's day a bit more surreal. :D
I like that answer, m'self.
Dishonorable Scum
27-09-2005, 03:33
I'd simply keep walking, and wave and say "Hi ladies!" as I pass them.
If they're going to be nude in a place where anyone can walk by, they have to expect that they might be seen. And I'm not going to pretend I don't. But I'm not going to go crazy about it either - I've seen naked women before. And if I had my way, women could wear as little as they wanted whenever they wanted, and not have to worry about anything more than men looking at them and giving them an appreciative smile.
:p
Rotovia-
27-09-2005, 03:34
Fold their clothes neatly and walk off.
I just like to make someone's day a bit more surreal. :D
If I had the time, I'd replace all their clothes with clothes exactly the same but 1-2 sizes smaller. Then hide behind a rock and watch the tripout begin...
I know! Replace them with tin foil! :D
Blackledge
27-09-2005, 03:38
If I had the time, I'd replace all their clothes with clothes exactly the same but 1-2 sizes smaller. Then hide behind a rock and watch the tripout begin...
That sounds like the best. Maybe they should make a TV show out of things like that. Like 'Who wants to have their mind f*cked with?'
It'd make millions! :cool:
Cannot think of a name
27-09-2005, 03:47
Fold their clothes neatly and walk off.
I just like to make someone's day a bit more surreal. :D
I have to agree with the consensus, that's the best.
All though I'm pretty sure the reaction would be, "Hey, someone folded our clothes." "Huh, that's weird. Hope they didn't do anything to our underwear." "No, looks clean." "Let's just skip them, just in case." "Good plan. Want to get something to eat?" "Sure-maybe someone will fold our napkins when we go to the bathroom...."
Pantylvania
27-09-2005, 03:47
hide in the bushes and whack off
Latiatis
27-09-2005, 03:48
I'd probably whistle at them and keep on walking unless I was invited in.
People without names
27-09-2005, 03:49
for the 7 people that said they would let have privacy, your all liars, you know you would be hiding behind a bush watching their every movement with a video camera you will later put on the internet and charge $5.00 to watch. ;) its ok, ill keep your secret
The only women that live near me are old and/or fat.
And now you’ve filled my mind with terrible images of my redneck neighbors. Damn you Zanato! May raccoons rip out your eyes. May your tongue get eaten out by fire ants as your penis is slowly and agonizingly chewed off by a rabid mongoose and your ass repeatedly penetrated by a very gay, very horny platypus.
Druidville
27-09-2005, 03:55
Fold their clothes neatly and walk off.
I just like to make someone's day a bit more surreal. :D
That would freak them out. :)
Ashmoria
27-09-2005, 03:56
whoa
the river near me is the rio grande and it has about 2 inches of water in it right now.
its kinda brown
and is riddle with sinkholes
id tsk tsk over the thought of how dirty they are going to be when they get out and go on my way
Rotovia-
27-09-2005, 03:58
That sounds like the best. Maybe they should make a TV show out of things like that. Like 'Who wants to have their mind f*cked with?'
It'd make millions! :cool:
I live to please ;)
Mannatopia
27-09-2005, 03:58
The only women that live near me are old and/or fat.
And now you’ve filled my mind with terrible images of my redneck neighbors. Damn you Zanato! May raccoons rip out your eyes. May your tongue get eaten out by fire ants as your penis is slowly and agonizingly chewed off by a rabid mongoose and your ass repeatedly penetrated by a very gay, very horny platypus.
anger management issues. or creative way of handling anger peacefully. you decide :D
Fold their clothes neatly and walk off.
I just like to make someone's day a bit more surreal.
This is a really good answer