Eaten Alive!!!
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 23:15
If you had to be eaten alive by an animal, which animal would it be?
Verghastinsel
25-09-2005, 23:18
An amoeba.
Tremerica
25-09-2005, 23:19
a shark.
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 23:20
An amoeba.
Thats not an animal.
Cannot think of a name
25-09-2005, 23:20
Something that either doesn't chew, or snaps my neck quickly.
If you had to be eaten alive by an animal, which animal would it be?Dust Mite.
Something that nocked you unconcious first.
Tremerica
25-09-2005, 23:23
A whale
I change my decision, a whale is way cooler than a shark
I change my decision, a whale is way cooler than a sharkbut most whales don't have teeth... won't that be a strain on your system?
The macrocosmos
25-09-2005, 23:31
If you had to be eaten alive by an animal, which animal would it be?
i'd like my death to be extremely long and painful, so i'd have to say a pack of fire ants, or piranhas, or rats......something time consuming.....
think about it. you only get to experience a terrible death ONCE in your entire life time. why not make it a hell of an experience?
PasturePastry
25-09-2005, 23:32
An amoeba.
May I suggest Naegleria fowleri would be a fun one to be eaten by. It is a causative agent amoebic meningoencephalitis and will usually eat enough of your brain to kill you in about 5-6 days.
Verghastinsel
25-09-2005, 23:45
May I suggest Naegleria fowleri would be a fun one to be eaten by. It is a causative agent amoebic meningoencephalitis and will usually eat enough of your brain to kill you in about 5-6 days.
Eeeeh. I'd rather it was just one of those ones that died in the clutches of a white blood cell within a few hours.
Kiwi-kiwi
25-09-2005, 23:53
Kiwi bird.
It's bound to happen when my army of carnivorous kiwis finally turn on me...
Either driver ants (any of the Dorylinae), bullet ants (Paraponera clavata), or an assortment of parasitic catfish.
Eutrusca
25-09-2005, 23:55
If you had to be eaten alive by an animal, which animal would it be?
Something quick ... like being sat upon by an elephant ... would be preferable! Heh!
Brockadia
25-09-2005, 23:58
Maggot. Singular. That way, it'll turn into a fly long before it kills me.
Something quick ... like being sat upon by an elephant ... would be preferable! Heh!Diving headfirst into a pool of starving Parahnas would be quicker.
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 23:59
Something quick ... like being sat upon by an elephant ... would be preferable! Heh!
But thats not being eaten by an animal, is it? Silly :p
Eutrusca
26-09-2005, 00:02
Diving headfirst into a pool of starving Parahnas would be quicker.
Not if I position my head just right so that one cheek of the elephant's ass lands on it! :D
Diving headfirst into a pool of starving Parahnas would be quicker.
Contrary to popular belief, piranha are typically quite timid around human beings. Granted, I do not have any experience with starving specimens.
Kiwi-kiwi
26-09-2005, 00:39
A unicorn.
... I so have to write man-eating unicorns into a story now.
Contrary to popular belief, piranha are typically quite timid around human beings. Granted, I do not have any experience with starving specimens.true, but you can probably hedge the bet by dousing yourself in cow blood or something...
Fishyguy
26-09-2005, 01:12
"i'd like my death to be extremely long and painful, so i'd have to say a pack of fire ants, or piranhas, or rats......something time consuming.....
think about it. you only get to experience a terrible death ONCE in your entire life time. why not make it a hell of an experience?" - The macrocosmos
You are very, very sick señor.
Being devoured by a herd of angry snails just sounds thrilling.
Being devoured by a herd of angry snails just sounds thrilling.not to mention... slimy... :p
Fishyguy
26-09-2005, 01:36
not to mention... slimy... I know... I'd want to be eaten toes first!
THE LOST PLANET
26-09-2005, 01:51
Hmmm....if I had to be eaten who would I want eating me....?
Haley Berry comes to mind.... :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-09-2005, 02:05
... I so have to write man-eating unicorns into a story now.
I bet that there is already Unicorn Princess vore slash fiction, if you want to prowl the interweb looking for it. Although, I doubt it can be better My Little Pony giantism fetish sites.
On to better things though, I'd like to be eaten by a gang of ravenous platypuses(platypi?). Simply because no one would believe it when someone tried to explain it to them, and people would be convinced that I was still alive somewhere, like Elvis, but with fewer shrines.
Murderous maniacs
26-09-2005, 02:13
Hmmm....if I had to be eaten who would I want eating me....?
Haley Berry comes to mind.... :D
seems like a good choice to me
Sick Nightmares
26-09-2005, 02:14
a carnivorous three toed sloth.
I bet that there is already Unicorn Princess vore slash fiction, if you want to prowl the interweb looking for it. Although, I doubt it can be better My Little Pony giantism fetish sites.
On to better things though, I'd like to be eaten by a gang of ravenous platypuses(platypi?). Simply because no one would believe it when someone tried to explain it to them, and people would be convinced that I was still alive somewhere, like Elvis, but with fewer shrines.if Unicorns are acceptable, then I choose a Vorpal Bunny (Monty Python's Holy Grail) :D
Murderous maniacs
26-09-2005, 02:22
i know, gluttony from full metal alchemist, he was hilarious.
"can i eat him?" - every other sentence he says
The Silver Sky
26-09-2005, 02:56
Hmm......
How about shrimp!
Lunatic Goofballs
26-09-2005, 03:16
An intergalactic spacegoat. :)
An intergalactic spacegoat. :)Space Pigs! known for their flavorable meat that is the main ingrediant of SPA-Ham
*From the XXXenophile card game.*
Murderous maniacs
26-09-2005, 03:27
An intergalactic spacegoat. :)
quick, we must build 3 gigantic ships to escape it, we'll send the hairdressers an phone sanitisers first, we'll come along later <shifty eyes>
Warrigal
26-09-2005, 04:08
I bet that there is already Unicorn Princess vore slash fiction, if you want to prowl the interweb looking for it. Although, I doubt it can be better My Little Pony giantism fetish sites.
I believe carnivorous unicorns make an appearance in Jack L. Chalker's 'River of Dancing Gods' series of novels. :)
Warrigal
26-09-2005, 04:13
Either driver ants (any of the Dorylinae), bullet ants (Paraponera clavata), or an assortment of parasitic catfish.
Damn, you beat me to the candiru option. :D
And damn, bullet ants? You seriously must like pain, or something. :eek:
Secluded Islands
26-09-2005, 04:15
If you had to be eaten alive by an animal, which animal would it be?
T-rex
Damn, you beat me to the candiru option. :D
Don't forget the Cetopsid "whale catfishes".
Kroisistan
26-09-2005, 04:50
I'd like to be eaten by the most dangerous animal of all . . . MAN.
If eaten I must be, there's no better way to go than in a large pot somewhere in the Rainforest, surrounded by hungry dancing natives. :D
Bryanized
26-09-2005, 05:16
Godzilla ;)
Refusing to Bathe
26-09-2005, 05:23
a kitten. it would just chew on and tickle me with its tiny, useless fangs and i'd be like AWWWWW and then i'd squirm with glee when it started on my nipples :D
Murderous maniacs
26-09-2005, 05:28
a squig! it'd eat me faster than i could say "aw, isn't that cute? it's trying to devour me"
A butterfly, because no one suspects the butterfly.......... :D
I would like to be eaten by a swarm of housecats. I imagine that it would tickle quite a bit before the excruciating pain started! :D
Eutrusca
26-09-2005, 05:48
Actually, I've reconsidered my earlier post to this thread. I want to be eaten alive by a horde of wanton wimmen! :D
Having been chewed on by one, NOT an ox. I'd go for a satanic kitten.
Raventree
26-09-2005, 05:54
A chihuahua.
If you had to be eaten alive by an animal, which animal would it be?
A Giant Beaver.
Nimblies
26-09-2005, 08:36
I'd have to say .... Kylie Minogue
New Waffleria
26-09-2005, 08:48
Pheasants, or possibly an antelope.
Cromotar
26-09-2005, 08:48
Ill-tempered mutated sea bass.
Somebody had to say it.
Rotovia-
26-09-2005, 08:49
Something that slowly gummed me to death... and tickled... :fluffle:
Eutrusca
26-09-2005, 15:30
A Giant Beaver.
Hehehe! :D
A whale
Not possible, you realise, unless you're liquified first...
Actually, I've reconsidered my earlier post to this thread. I want to be eaten alive by a horde of wanton wimmen! :D
That sounds fun. I'll second that. :D
Eutrusca
26-09-2005, 15:45
That sounds fun. I'll second that. :D
Hehehe! GOOD MORNING! :D
Personally, I'd like to be fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
Gir is Great
26-09-2005, 15:57
Um... a chicken...naw boring
Eh...A flying potatoe(sp) god I can't even remember if that's how it's spelt.
OOOH either wimmen or a gelatinous cube. Like the one from Neverwinter Nights. That game was very slow paced.
Not possible, you realise, unless you're liquified first...
Whale eats me, can't digest me, spits me up, and I'm the only person in this thread who ends up living :D
I feel sorry for whoever said an Amoeba <Thinks back toThe Blob>
Greater Doom Llama
26-09-2005, 16:22
Definately a wolf. Or wolves.
Anarchy and Herblore
26-09-2005, 16:26
A mosquito. It's happened to me before actually, it's just that when a mosquito eats you alive it doesn't kill ya.
Why I chose it ;)
Whale eats me, can't digest me, spits me up, and I'm the only person in this thread who ends up living :D
No, I mean: whales have fins, not teeth. It can't swallow you in the first place unless you've been somehow liquified.
No, I mean: whales have fins, not teeth. It can't swallow you in the first place unless you've been somehow liquified.
Even better, I don't have to put up with the whole Pinnochio thing
Arizona Nova
26-09-2005, 23:37
Personally, I'd like to be fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
Seconded.
Soviet Haaregrad
27-09-2005, 01:07
Puma.
Avarhierrim
27-09-2005, 01:50
a duck :)
Smunkeeville
27-09-2005, 01:56
Something really big so it would only take on bite, or better yet something that would swallow me whole.
in the absence of such an animal I am going to have to choose a javolina, I think it would probably get news coverage...... I could be famous :p
No, I mean: whales have fins, not teeth. It can't swallow you in the first place unless you've been somehow liquified.
Sperm Whales, Killer Whales, Narwhales have teeth. and as for the others, I believe it's called Baleen.
CthulhuFhtagn
27-09-2005, 02:32
A grue.
Crocuta_crocuta
27-09-2005, 02:40
A hyena, naturally.
Murderous maniacs
27-09-2005, 02:43
the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal
Good Repose
27-09-2005, 02:50
:mp5: I guess I'd say a seagull..see, it'd drop me on a stone and I would crack open, exposing my delicate insides for a gourmand's (or at least a gull's) feast.