NationStates Jolt Archive


Do you shave... down there?

Brockadia
25-09-2005, 19:02
well?
Neo Kervoskia
25-09-2005, 19:03
Talk about five o'clock shadow...
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 19:06
Yes, I do!

It makes me feel clean.
Lord-General Drache
25-09-2005, 19:07
Yes, when I've time to. Otherwise, trim.

I hate body hair, though I'm too lazy to do arms/legs.
The Noble Men
25-09-2005, 19:10
I would if my girlfriend asked me to.

Having no girlfriend, nor any chance of getting one soon, I can safely say "no".
Iztatepopotla
25-09-2005, 19:12
No. I use scissors.
Neutered Sputniks
25-09-2005, 19:14
Not anymore...razor burn's a bitch...

I go with the wax job nowadays...
Lord-General Drache
25-09-2005, 19:15
Not anymore...razor burn's a bitch...

I go with the wax job nowadays...


...owwy. I don't have a problem with razor burn as I dun use a manual razor.
The Noble Men
25-09-2005, 19:17
Not anymore...razor burn's a bitch...

I go with the wax job nowadays...

GAGH! AGH! OOH, GOD THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL!

FREAK! FREAK!

Seriously, how can you do that?
Liskeinland
25-09-2005, 19:19
Er… why do people inflict this on themselves?
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 19:19
Getting rid of the bushes around the tree makes the tree look taller...
Nietzsche Heretics
25-09-2005, 19:20
lol at H-L
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 19:21
lol at hydro

Don't call me Hydro, it's H-L or nothing...
The Noble Men
25-09-2005, 19:22
Getting rid of the bushes around the tree makes the tree look taller...

That explains the men. Why would women do it?
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 19:23
That explains the men. Why would women do it?

Perhaps removing the foliage makes the canyon look deeper?
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 19:23
That explains the men. Why would women do it?

I don't know, to make sure that the soldiers don't trip into a spider hole?
Brockadia
25-09-2005, 19:23
That explains the men. Why would women do it?
Think about it... would you rather go down on a clean-shaven area, or a bushy one?
Tonissia
25-09-2005, 19:23
Pics Girl! I need Pics!
Nietzsche Heretics
25-09-2005, 19:24
methinks what YOU need is a good waxing :rolleyes:
Lord-General Drache
25-09-2005, 19:26
That explains the men. Why would women do it?

Social pressure? Encouraging the performance of certain acts? To me, it looks far nicer that way.
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 19:26
methinks what YOU need is a good waxing :rolleyes:

I got one over my entire body, it's really confortable, but now I have a tendency to slide off chairs and the like...
TheShades
25-09-2005, 19:33
Do you mean...Australia?
Nietzsche Heretics
25-09-2005, 19:41
appart from me wanting to put emphasis on the fact i was referring to tonissia
- are you trying to imply you're walking around naked?
TaoTai
25-09-2005, 19:47
are you trying to imply you're walking around naked?
and are you implying that there's something wrong with that? ;)
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 19:47
On occassion, but I usually find myself wearing a hat...
Homieville
25-09-2005, 20:05
A little curious today huh?lol
Pencil 17
25-09-2005, 20:08
That explains the men. Why would women do it?
Comfort?
Nietzsche Heretics
25-09-2005, 20:09
@TT: depends on the person's looks..;)
@ H-L that's good to hear. where?
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 20:09
On occassion, but I usually find myself wearing a hat...

I cannot believe that I wasted my 100th post on that!

Where hats go of course! And walking around naked is not a problem when you're as sexy as me!
New Burmesia
25-09-2005, 20:14
I don't, but I know someone who would...

Although this is the guy who is looking forward to having a cystoscopy, despite my graphic anecdotes...a bit odd, no?
Nietzsche Heretics
25-09-2005, 20:16
*is off checking H-L's submission for NS-player infos for pics*
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 20:18
S'not there, I could give you one right now if you'd like though...
Nietzsche Heretics
25-09-2005, 20:29
why just me? be a philanthrope and share it free for everyone..*heavily promotes NS player info submission thread*
Constantian
25-09-2005, 20:40
hehe.. trim...
JuNii
25-09-2005, 20:45
I've tried it... once... ok three times... it's ok... but I'm remined of a certain quote...

... At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Dakini
25-09-2005, 20:48
That explains the men. Why would women do it?
To impress men who want to think they're screwing a 12 year old.
The Squeaky Rat
25-09-2005, 20:51
That explains the men. Why would women do it?

Never given oral sex to a woman I take it :p ? Seriously, if she doesn't shave, that is pretty unpleasant.

Besides that there is also the wearing of strings at the beach. A little bush of hair peeping through looks bad.
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 20:52
Done. I have posted my profile in the submission thread...
Dakini
25-09-2005, 20:53
Never given oral sex to a woman I take it :p ?
You do know that you're not supposed to lick the fuzzy part, right? It generally doesn't do much.
Dakini
25-09-2005, 20:55
Besides that there is also the wearing of strings at the beach. A little bush of hair peeping through looks bad.
Damn editing.

One can get a bikini wax, thus eliminating the side/top hairs.

Though if a woman feels the need to remove her pubic hairs entirely (which is stupid and not vag-healthy) then waxing is definitely the way to go. There are simply some places where razor burn is a bad thing.
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 21:01
Never given oral sex to a woman I take it?


You've never given oral sex to a man?
Fass
25-09-2005, 21:03
Not entirely. Only select areas.
Fass
25-09-2005, 21:04
You've never given oral sex to a man?

Hair is not that much an issue then. A little trimming is nice, and the scrotum is best hairless, but it's not all that much of a fuss if it isn't.
Ravenshrike
25-09-2005, 21:05
Think about it... would you rather go down on a clean-shaven area, or a bushy one?
A nicely trimmed one.
Czardas
25-09-2005, 21:21
I don't really need to.
PaulJeekistan
25-09-2005, 22:06
To impress men who want to think they're screwing a 12 year old.
Ah no. To decreace the ammount of hair lodged in nose/ teeth. Although a good trim is as good as a shave for that. That's why I trim I figure if she's going to go there I should make it as pleasant and clean an experience as possible.
Zirk
25-09-2005, 22:29
Seriously, if she doesn't shave, that is pretty unpleasant.


Bingo. And we feel rather unpleasent, and that makes the sex suck.
Eh-oh
25-09-2005, 22:33
Bingo. And we feel rather unpleasent, and that makes the sex suck.

i thought that was a good thing :p
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 22:33
Sex is only pleasant if you like the person, otherwise, it's basically masturbation without your hand. Read my "words of wisdom" on the previous pages.
New Zeiland
25-09-2005, 22:41
To help all of our sexually inept out there i have a rule that i live by which i would like to share (sharing is good): no that's not it....... wait on.

If you want it licked, sucked or fucked.... shave it!

Hows that? Poetic?

Stupid hairy women, racing stripe and nothing else!

oooh i have a good thread to add..... off to the shatmobile
MoparRocks
25-09-2005, 22:43
Used to... before the accident.

I castrated myself when I slipped on soap.


All kidding aside, never have; never will...
Extreme Overkill
25-09-2005, 22:46
I use nair. Gives me that nice hot, my hair is melting feeling. If you leave it there too long you get a horrible rash.

ROFL
Hydrogen-Land
25-09-2005, 22:48
Contrary to popular belief, it is not an intelligent decision to chew gum before sucking a penis.
Orangians
25-09-2005, 22:50
If all women stopped shaving "down there" tomorrow, you guys wouldn't stop having sex with women out of protest, would you? For god's sake, stop being so picky. Like men are any prize to look at naked, hairless or not. You're lucky women even bone you, especially with that entitled attitude. Men and women have been having sex since the dawn of humanity. I somehow think that if women stopped shaving, the sex wouldn't become unbearable for you.

I think shaving in places that can develop odors--underarms, genitals--is just practical. I shower twice a day and I shave most any region that can smell if heat and moisture get trapped. There's nothing more disgusting than a person with body odor. However, that's not an absolute necessity to stay nice smelling, I just prefer it.
Sdaeriji
25-09-2005, 22:54
I used to shave, but I got sick of razor burn, so now I just use clippers and buzz it real close.
Luporum
25-09-2005, 22:58
That explains the men. Why would women do it?

Did you ever try drinking from a fuzzy bowl?
Neosocialist Republics
25-09-2005, 23:01
No one ever said they wouldn't have sex with an unshaven girl, it's just a little bonus. To me, it looks nicer on women when it's clear.

And no, I don't do it...
Orangians
25-09-2005, 23:03
No one ever said they wouldn't have sex with an unshaven girl, it's just a little bonus. To me, it looks nicer on women when it's clear.

And no, I don't do it...

That was my point. A lot of guys in this thread are bitching about how chicks have to shave. I argued that if women stopped shaving tomorrow, guys would still be lining up.
Brockadia
25-09-2005, 23:05
That was my point. A lot of guys in this thread are bitching about how chicks have to shave. I argued that if women stopped shaving tomorrow, guys would still be lining up.
Lining up for sex, yes. Oral sex? Think again.
Sdaeriji
25-09-2005, 23:08
That was my point. A lot of guys in this thread are bitching about how chicks have to shave. I argued that if women stopped shaving tomorrow, guys would still be lining up.

Lining up for regular sex. But even fewer guys than do now would be going down on girls.
Kiwi-kiwi
25-09-2005, 23:09
I don't. I really don't care enough to bother wasting my time with hair removal.
Orangians
25-09-2005, 23:10
Men are flexible and adaptable. Your sexual preferences about women--weight, height, body hair, clothing--are largely societally based. So, when you tell me men wouldn't go down on girls who don't shave, I don't believe you. Maybe not at first, but I know that men would learn to adjust to that new norm. I know this because standards of beauty change. I also know this because of medieval texts I've read about oral sex. Men and women often engaged in oral sex and I highly doubt the women shaved. Where there's love, where there's attraction, where there are two willing people, there will be oral sex, regardless of body hair.
Fass
25-09-2005, 23:12
I used to shave, but I got sick of razor burn, so now I just use clippers and buzz it real close.

That's hot.
Cabra West
25-09-2005, 23:34
I don't know why everybody else does, but I do it because I like the feel of it, and the look. And because some people don't like hairs in the mouth too much...
Dakini
25-09-2005, 23:35
Lining up for sex, yes. Oral sex? Think again.
I've never had a guy complain.

Usually they're thankful for the privilidge of getting to go down on me.
Dakini
25-09-2005, 23:37
Lining up for regular sex. But even fewer guys than do now would be going down on girls.
Do any guys actually refuse to give oral sex?

I've never encountered any, most guys are more than happy to do so, or enjoy the fact that they can give someone else that much pleasure.
Brockadia
25-09-2005, 23:48
Where there's love, where there's attraction, where there are two willing people, there will be oral sex, regardless of body hair.
Finally, something to go in the signature.
Brockadia
25-09-2005, 23:50
Do any guys actually refuse to give oral sex?

I've never encountered any, most guys are more than happy to do so, or enjoy the fact that they can give someone else that much pleasure.
I wouldn't expect to receive oral sex if I didn't shave, and I just might well refuse to give it if my girlfriend didn't (depending on how bad it was.)
Nietzsche Heretics
25-09-2005, 23:52
guys as well as girls refuse to..some of them..you know? it's not like everybody likes the same..
Dakini
25-09-2005, 23:53
I wouldn't expect to receive oral sex if I didn't shave, and I just might well refuse to give it if my girlfriend didn't (depending on how bad it was.)
I expect it, simply because no guy has ever refused to do so, in fact, I've never really had to ask a guy, that's an area where guys are perfectly happy to take the initiative...

If a guy refused to go down on me, I would refuse to go down on him, or do anything else with him, for that matter.
The Downmarching Void
25-09-2005, 23:55
My GF trims (not totally shaves) her bush because she has consideration for me. She knows I don't like pubic hair in my food when I eat out. I don't like flossing while eating.

I do some trimming myself, just cuz it looks better. (I dislike body hair)
Bertram Stantrous
26-09-2005, 00:00
This has to be the funniest thread title ever.
Czardas
26-09-2005, 00:10
(I dislike body hair)
Me too. Don't know why.