Super Sandwich Man!
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 17:36
If you could create a superhero based off of a sandwich, what type of sandwich would it be?
Mine would be a Roast Beef sandwich. Honestly, who would mess with roast beef?
The Tribes Of Longton
25-09-2005, 17:43
If you could create a superhero based off of a snadwich, what type of sandwich would it be?
Mine would be a Roast Beef sandwich. Honestly, who would mess with roast beef?
A foot long sub, comprising Beef, ham, pork, bacon, lamb, duck, chicken, chicken with some very spicy sauce on it, some jalfrezi sauce, a little bit of lettuce and tomato, and about a litre of HP sauce.
Anyone tries to consume that sandwich and BAM! No evidence of their existence could possibly remain. Unless that person was me. I had that sandwich for my breakfast.
chipotle chicken club
ohhh top that! ;)
Agnostor
25-09-2005, 17:45
*sniff* that was the most beautiful and creative post ever. Not sarcasm. (really it is not) I would have the meatball sandwich be my superhero.
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 17:53
A foot long sub, comprising Beef, ham, pork, bacon, lamb, duck, chicken, chicken with some very spicy sauce on it, some jalfrezi sauce, a little bit of lettuce and tomato, and about a litre of HP sauce.
Anyone tries to consume that sandwich and BAM! No evidence of their existence could possibly remain. Unless that person was me. I had that sandwich for my breakfast.
Mmmmmm... That sounds really good!
What is HP sauce?
If you could create a superhero based off of a sandwich, what type of sandwich would it be?
Mine would be a Roast Beef sandwich. Honestly, who would mess with roast beef?
Honey Roasted Ham would kick roast beefs rump(heehee)!
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 18:12
Honey Roasted Ham would kick roast beefs rump(heehee)!
Nu uh! Roast beef pwns ham!
The Tribes Of Longton
25-09-2005, 18:22
What is HP sauce?
*fumes*
*has a small fit*
You mean, no-one knows what the WonderSauce is outside the UK??
*fumes*
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 18:24
*fumes*
*has a small fit*
You mean, no-one knows what the WonderSauce is outside the UK??
*fumes*
I don't.
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The Tribes Of Longton
25-09-2005, 18:26
I don't.
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But....but.....what do you put on your bacon sandwiches, the most delicious of all snacks?
Neo Kervoskia
25-09-2005, 18:27
http://www.sullivanstriders.org/SuperSpam.jpg
SPAMWICH MAN!
Keruvalia
25-09-2005, 18:28
A Reuben.
Not just any Reuben, mind you, but a Reuben from Maxie's Deli in Times Square.
Best. Sammich. Evah.
Neo Kervoskia
25-09-2005, 18:30
A Reuben.
Not just any Reuben, mind you, but a Reuben from Maxie's Deli in Times Square.
Best. Sammich. Evah.
I can't remember what a reuben contains, could you elaborate?
Keruvalia
25-09-2005, 18:34
I can't remember what a reuben contains, could you elaborate?
Corned beef, sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing, swiss cheese, rye bread.
Pan fried to a toasty, melted goodness.
The Reuben's at Maxie's Deli are a full pound of greasy, melty, toasted goodness. Bring napkins.
Now I'm hungry.
Neo Kervoskia
25-09-2005, 18:36
Corned beef, sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing, swiss cheese, rye bread.
Pan fried to a toasty, melted goodness.
The Reuben's at Maxie's Deli are a full pound of greasy, melty, toasted goodness. Bring napkins.
Now I'm hungry.
That's sounds delicious, I want one..ahahaeuh.
http://www.rowlandweb.com/reuben/sandwich/reubenshapiros2.jpg
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 18:38
But....but.....what do you put on your bacon sandwiches, the most delicious of all snacks?
Bacon...Sandwich???
What are these bacon sandwiches you speak of?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
25-09-2005, 19:27
Bacon...Sandwich???
What are these bacon sandwiches you speak of?
Bacon sandwich, its a sandwich with 6-10 slices of bacon in it that people eat when they become concerned that congestive heart failure might not get them before their 60th birthday.
On the other hand, hot Italian sausage is good in any form. Especially when its over a foot long and on the verge of bursting. I just love to slide it down my throat and feel the juices flow out, if you know what I mean. And I mean that I like to provide gay Italian men with oral sex.
Yeah, I just sold my soul for a stupid gay joke, what are you going to do about it?
Lord-General Drache
25-09-2005, 19:31
http://www.sitepalace.com/derian/ That one. Seriously. Would you take on that guy?
The South Islands
25-09-2005, 19:39
http://www.sitepalace.com/derian/ That one. Seriously. Would you take on that guy?
Holy Sh*t!
That is the superman of sandwich superheros!
Lord-General Drache
25-09-2005, 19:40
Holy Sh*t!
That is the superman of sandwich superheros!
I win. Everyone else may now stop posting. Hehehe.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
25-09-2005, 20:07
I win. Everyone else may now stop posting. Hehehe.
Eh, I think he was cheating when he put the corndogs on. You can't put a complete sandwich style food product in a sandwich style food product! That would be like making a gun that shot out smaller guns that then shot bullets. It breaks the rules, and it is almost enough to render his entry is completely invalid.
Then, his camera "dies", yeah, I'm sure it did buddy. He just gave up half-way through, such pussy-footedness and cowardice in the face of foodstuffs is not acceptable for a sandwich maker of any tradition. Even those jerks who make things with water cress and crackers mock your foolishness!
So then, I pass the duty of judging this "man" and his "sandwich" on to the voice inside my head that types in all caps, pretends to be a samourai and uses british spelling for reasons I have yet to fathom.
HE AND HIS FOUL MOCKERY OF SANDWICHES HAVE NO HONOUR!
Indeed, your entry is void, and your life and those of your children and your children's children, and your children's children's parent's, and your pet mouse are now considered forfeit.
Next please!