NationStates Jolt Archive


are you a fascist? take the online quiz

Shingogogol
24-09-2005, 19:05
http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm

I scored a 1.33333333
so that makes me "A whining rotter."

the opposite of the fascist.




that pol. quiz with the 4 quadrants
is much better, imo.
I V Stalin
24-09-2005, 19:12
3.03333333333.....
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.
:eek:
Sonaj
24-09-2005, 19:12
I got the same, Stalin. Funny, I've never even been there...
Bedou
24-09-2005, 19:14
Your F Score is: 4.333333333333333
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

3 to 4.5 Within normal limits; an appropriate score for an American. (The overall average score for groups tested in the original study is listed in the 1950 publication as 3.84, with men averaging somewhat higher and women somewhat lower.)
Nazzi Landri
24-09-2005, 19:15
I got a 4.166666666666667 which makes me "Disciplined but tolerant; a true American." :cool:
[NS]Liasia
24-09-2005, 19:15
2.3. a liberal airhead. Didnt see that one coming, what with all the burnings....
Aragan
24-09-2005, 19:16
I was "a true American." :sniper:
The Helghan Empire
24-09-2005, 19:17
5 for me. Does that mean I'm a fascist? It said "You should practice doing things with your left hand."

In fiction, I'm a Fascist, like NS, but am I a real fascist in real life? :eek:
Vintovia
24-09-2005, 19:17
Im also a whining rotter at 1.8666666666666667
Aragan
24-09-2005, 19:18
5 for me. Does that mean I'm a fascist? It said "You should practice doing things with your left hand."

In fiction, I'm a Fascist, like NS, but am I a real fascist in real life? :eek:


Yup, completely.
Kanabia
24-09-2005, 19:20
1.6
Aragan
24-09-2005, 19:21
The test can't be accurate. It's designed to make everone look Fascist.
Kanabia
24-09-2005, 19:22
The test can't be accurate. It's designed to make everone look Fascist.

Didn't work for me! :D
Kecibukia
24-09-2005, 19:22
3.1

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.


I can live w/ that.
Aragan
24-09-2005, 19:25
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: That's why the world hates America. Because we're 50% Fascist, 50% air heads.
Argesia
24-09-2005, 19:26
1.66666666666666...
I'm a whining rotter?!

Anyway, I noticed that question 25 is phrased absurdly.
New Dutch America
24-09-2005, 19:35
http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm

I scored a 1.33333333
so that makes me "A whining rotter."

the opposite of the fascist.




that pol. quiz with the 4 quadrants
is much better, imo.


That is the oldest online quiz ...
I took that sometime in 2003.

I remember then I had about a 3.7 but now I got a 4.5 ...
Nietzsche Heretics
24-09-2005, 19:39
1,866666

making me a whining rotter *and proud of it*
Therrydicule
24-09-2005, 19:42
3.0333333333333333333....

O.k, I'm normal.
Nazzi Landri
24-09-2005, 19:45
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: That's why the world hates America. Because we're 50% Fascist, 50% air heads.

Not everyone is an airhead. Just a lot of people who take everything for granted.
Pure Metal
24-09-2005, 19:48
2.566666666666667
You are a liberal airhead.


tell me something i didn't know :P
Blu-tac
24-09-2005, 19:52
Your F Score is: 4.3

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

and I'm not even American
Aragan
24-09-2005, 19:58
:rolleyes: Are yo Canadian? If so, your still a North American
Blu-tac
24-09-2005, 19:59
:rolleyes: Are yo Canadian? If so, your still a North American

No, British...
Aragan
24-09-2005, 20:02
Well, the Brits are like America's parents, so it's close enough.....I guess.....
Blu-tac
24-09-2005, 20:03
Well, the Brits are like America's parents, so it's close enough.....I guess.....

Ye but now we've gotten more european and less american, and conservatism is hated and hardly anyone goes to church any more... and we've elected the social democrats... :(
Aragan
24-09-2005, 20:06
Good I wish I could live there......but since I am 50% fascist, I guess i'm fine here till I get drafted.
Brockadia
24-09-2005, 20:07
3.367
Some of the questions were pretty ambiguous - I would agree with half of it but disagree with the other half, and I wasn't sure which half it was asking about.
Drunk commies deleted
24-09-2005, 20:07
3.3333333333333335
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

I'm a true American. But then I knew that from my birth certificate, social security card, driver's license and passport.
Aragan
24-09-2005, 20:09
Everyone knows documentation isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
The Helghan Empire
24-09-2005, 20:09
Yup, completely.
"HOLY CRAP!"
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
The blessed Chris
24-09-2005, 20:09
4.866666666666666, you should try doing things with your left hand......

I may be reconsidering my outlook on life :p
Aghets
24-09-2005, 20:10
How are you more of a fascist if you disapprove of homosexuality?

I got 3 point 4. Typical in the US in 1950.
Drunk commies deleted
24-09-2005, 20:10
Everyone knows documentation isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
Really? Then why are fake ones worth so much money?
Kanabia
24-09-2005, 20:12
How are you more of a fascist if you disapprove of homosexuality?

Because you believe in social controls. Specifically, believing that a lifestyle counter to your own -counter to what is perceived "normal"- deserves to be punished.
Aragan
24-09-2005, 20:13
Really? Then why are fake ones worth so much money?


In old country you can use trade them for Ameircan denim jeans and marlbaro cigarettes.
Drake Gryphonhearth
24-09-2005, 20:15
2.6666666666666665 (a bit many decimals here)

I am a liberal airhead.
Abygon
24-09-2005, 20:18
"Your F Score is: 2.8. You are a liberal airhead."
I take that as a huge compliment, so:
YEAH!!! :D :D :D
Aragan
24-09-2005, 20:20
2.6666666666666665 (a bit many decimals here)

I am a liberal airhead.


What is with the decimals?
Haloman
24-09-2005, 20:26
3.966666666666667

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.
Sunstate
24-09-2005, 20:40
1.5666666666666666

a whining rotter :)
bloody proud of it too. The most important value for a child to learn is obedience, and gays should be punished? There are still people that think like that, in the 21st century (excluding my grandparents :p )? Damn right I'm gonna be whining. :D
Super-power
24-09-2005, 22:01
I'm a whining rotter, and proud of it.
Veland
24-09-2005, 22:12
3.46666...
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

Sounds good.
Rabbitude
25-09-2005, 03:30
3.566666666666667

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

Most of the questions I was like.....umm what do I put here & ended up going for Agree/Disagree somewhat, as kind of a safe middle ground.
Chelbelleland
25-09-2005, 03:41
2.933333333333333
Liberal airhead is me

Actually that's a little too close to normal for my liking hehe
Serapindal
25-09-2005, 03:58
5.5

Have trouble keeping the lint off your black shirts?

Actually, I do. Damn Lint.
Andaluciae
25-09-2005, 03:58
Apparently I'm a liberal airhead...
Ham-o
25-09-2005, 04:06
2. something. a liberal airhead.
Eutrusca
25-09-2005, 04:26
"You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American." :p

( 3.066666666666667 )

"Within normal limits; an appropriate score for an American. (The overall average score for groups tested in the original study is listed in the 1950 publication as 3.84, with men averaging somewhat higher and women somewhat lower.)"
BerkylvaniaYetAgain
25-09-2005, 04:36
An unsurprising 2.9, which makes me a liberal airhead

Wheee.
Serapindal
25-09-2005, 04:40
But seriously, can I have help here?

The lint sticks to my black shirts, and it looks REALLY Bad, when that happens.
Shinohora
25-09-2005, 04:48
3.6333333333333333

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

why am i not surprised? :rolleyes:
Harry Lovers
25-09-2005, 04:48
put a black shirt in by itself, waste money, and have a lint free shirt :rolleyes:

I got a 3 or something....

Yes, It was a three.
Czar Funnyjunk III
25-09-2005, 04:51
4.8
Maybe you should practise doing things with your left hand.

HAIL CZAR!
Crendonia
25-09-2005, 05:07
Liberal airhead and proud of it!

mm
DELGRAD
25-09-2005, 05:20
4.433333333333334
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.
Slaughtered Sheep
25-09-2005, 05:37
Apparently I'm a 3, borderline between "liberal airhead" and "true American."

I think this test is crap, I've taken a few of these, and this one has been the farthest off. Most of the rest put me somewhere between socialist and democrat.

Oh, and question #22: "Wars and social troubles may someday be ended by an earthquake or flood that will destroy the whole world." Wrong, war and social trouble will be gone when WE destroy the whole world. Or when I do it, which ever comes first. :D
Eutrusca
25-09-2005, 05:47
3.6333333333333333

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

why am i not surprised? :rolleyes:
Heh! [ high fives ] :D
Bjornoya
25-09-2005, 05:57
3.53333 Normal... I'm so dissapointed in myself.

Besides thae crazy leaders how does believing in astrology make you a Nazi? Is it just because both are bs?
My sister believes that crap, but she's hard-core liberal...probably a femi-nazi.

Anyway, much questions are just guilt by association. Respecting parents =/= being Nazi.
Leonstein
25-09-2005, 06:07
Besides thae crazy leaders how does believing in astrology make you a Nazi? Is it just because both are bs?
Supernatural stuff (including astrology) was enormously important for the Nazis. For many it was a core appeal of the ideology, it set it apart from atheist communism and technocratic democracy.
Monkiedom
25-09-2005, 06:21
2.966666666666667 Liberal airhead... hey nothing wrong with being a liberal... but why the airhead part?:rolleyes:
Tremerica
25-09-2005, 06:26
4.666666666666667
You may want to practice doing things with your left hand.

....yeah I'll get on that :rolleyes:
Agnostor
25-09-2005, 06:35
bout 2.6. I'm a liberal airhead. Strange that I agree with conservatives on many issues.. could an online quiz possibly be inaccurate?
Orangians
25-09-2005, 06:52
I got a 2.1. I hate this test.
Sheepcrovia
25-09-2005, 07:01
awh shoot. :(
Americai
25-09-2005, 07:08
3.16666666666666
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.
Korridan
25-09-2005, 07:43
Many of Germany's youth was encouraged by Hitler and the Nazi party to defy there parent if there parents were not of National Socialist ideology and to join the Hitler Youth. Also the earthquake one....need I say anything about that one?
Shingogogol
25-09-2005, 07:52
an earthquake caused the Reichstag fire?
Kanabia
25-09-2005, 07:52
Besides thae crazy leaders how does believing in astrology make you a Nazi? Is it just because both are bs?
My sister believes that crap, but she's hard-core liberal...probably a femi-nazi.


That one confused me too, but try it again. If you pick strongly agree, or strongly disagree, your rating goes up. If you pick the middle modifiers, it goes down. Makes sense that way. A "somewhat agree/disagree" shows that you're more tolerant, I guess.
Grengor
25-09-2005, 07:54
Your F Score is: 3.2
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.
Woohoo!
Belator
25-09-2005, 07:57
3.1333333333333333

True American.
Pure Perfection
25-09-2005, 08:13
5.7

Have trouble keeping the lint off your black shirts?

:eek:
The Sadistic Skinhead
25-09-2005, 11:11
5.833333333333333

Have trouble keeping the lint off your black shirts?
Rabbitude
25-09-2005, 12:32
If you pick the middle modifiers, it goes down.

Didn't go down that much for me. :confused:
Greedy Pig
25-09-2005, 14:04
3.8333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Yupaenu
25-09-2005, 14:36
i've taken this test before, it says i'm a fascist. of course, germany wasn't fascist! it was national socialist! VERY BIG DIFFERENCE!
Liskeinland
25-09-2005, 14:51
i've taken this test before, it says i'm a fascist. of course, germany wasn't fascist! it was national socialist! VERY BIG DIFFERENCE! They dropped the socialist part somewhat because it wasn't popular with big businesses.
Lands de Friedens
25-09-2005, 15:27
4.566666666666666 :headbang: Um...Apparently I should practice doing things with my left hand. :rolleyes:
Lands de Friedens
25-09-2005, 15:35
3.53333 Normal... I'm so dissapointed in myself.

Besides thae crazy leaders how does believing in astrology make you a Nazi? Is it just because both are bs?
My sister believes that crap, but she's hard-core liberal...probably a femi-nazi.

Anyway, much questions are just guilt by association. Respecting parents =/= being Nazi.

Most of the questions are there to test just how guilty you are by association. :eek: Hitler gained momentum through atheistic means. By asking you if you believe in astrology, it's testing how much you believe in the bible. Everyone should respect their parents, but it's definitely a conservative aspect on things. ;)
Lands de Friedens
25-09-2005, 15:38
:fluffle: How are you more of a fascist if you disapprove of homosexuality?

I got 3 point 4. Typical in the US in 1950.

Hitler hated gays.
Rhursbourg
25-09-2005, 16:18
3.566666666666667

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

I say iam, not even an American just a good old Chap doesnt care for thoose strange ways that some folk have
Palixia
25-09-2005, 16:32
3.84, the average american
Stumpneria
25-09-2005, 16:35
It says that I got a 5.13, and that I should practise doing things with my left hand. I myself consider myself to be a Libertarian. Well then, Heil Stumpner. :p
Shingogogol
25-09-2005, 17:09
i've taken this test before, it says i'm a fascist. of course, germany wasn't fascist! it was national socialist! VERY BIG DIFFERENCE!


Actually, yes, nazi germany was fascist.
socialist for their own nation of an aryan "race" maybe.
As was Franco's Spain (fascist) during that period.


This test is from 1950?
It is a personality test,
but it says nothing about economic aspects of fascism,
which is something close to this quote often attributed to Mussolini,
but I've heard recently otherwise:
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power."
wikipedia has a good discussion going on about fascism,
and there is also the "14 points of fascism"
http://ellensplace.net/fascism.html which some prof
put together after studying aspects of Germany, Mussolini,
Franco's Spain, Suharto's Indonesia, and Pinochet's Chile.


back to the personality type, 14 other points
http://www.themodernword.com/eco/eco_blackshirt.html
Imperial Dark Rome
26-09-2005, 05:00
6.0

"Have trouble keeping the lint off your black shirts?"

Nah. Blood stains give me more trouble since they are harder to get off then lint.

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~
Canada6
26-09-2005, 05:13
2.2 You are a liberal airhead.

With pride. :D
Voxio
26-09-2005, 06:57
I don’t need a poll to tell me what I know is true.

By the way, that poll is a little off, some of the options that add to your Fascist score are not actually Fascist. [Like questions 21, 16 and 10. 4 Is half right. 22 doesn’t prevent you from being Fascist or make you one. 28 depends on the context. And 24 is Germany specific (Fascism is not the same in every country)]

~ A Man who really does have trouble keeping lint off his Black Shirts.
Actually, yes, nazi germany was fascist.
Actually, their "Fascist" government lackedtrue National Syndicalism which is a major part of any Fascist government. While I will admit they had similarities, they were not actually Fascist.

BTW, The 14 point of Fascism are leftist propoganda…those by themselves can show Bush as being Fascist…and most Fascists of today will laugh in your face if you suggest Bush is Fascist.

Hell, number 9 on the 14 points refers to Corporations as big business where as Corporations to a Fascist government is much different.

Not to mention that some of the points make references to things the leaders did, but often such things were common at the time, so you can’t claim it as a part of current Fascism.