NationStates Jolt Archive


10 Things that Pisses Canada Off at Me

Super-power
24-09-2005, 17:32
The following is *all* satire:

1) I'm American
2) Eh?
3) I see no difference between Canada and Quebec
4) I have no idea who your Prime Minister is
5) America: the Mexico of Canada (and in a sense America is the Canada of Mexico) :D
6) The US won't allow you guys to import your drugs. Whoopsie there goes the Canadian profit!
7) We can call ourselves 'The States,' but since Canada has provinces, can we call you 'The Provinces?'
8) Margaret Atwood - you just *had* to write The Handmaid's Tale, didn't you!?
9) Your currency is loony
10) GeezI'mdraggingthisonforalongtime
Euroslavia
24-09-2005, 17:57
Copycat thread. Locked.