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Swedish Ikea help people in distress in USA

Sweden1974
24-09-2005, 09:49
Swedish Ikea help people in distress in USA. The swewdish department store board of directors give the order people gott to stay sleep and got food in they shop in Texas and Lusianna.

And more swedish company goning to help.

The swedish people demand form they company and government.
The Free Tounge
24-09-2005, 10:45
Swedish Ikea help people in distress in USA. The swewdish department store board of directors give the order people gott to stay sleep and got food in they shop in Texas and Lusianna.

And more swedish company goning to help.

The swedish people demand form they company and government.

Länge leve svenskarna

Long live the Swedes

All in all sweden is a great country, but the fear of imigrant in swedens suck as, otherwise the country is somewhat perfect. Come live wit hus. :D
Relative Liberty
24-09-2005, 11:44
Solidariteten har segrat!

Om vi bara kunde bli av med NSF också...
Neo-Anarchos
24-09-2005, 11:48
Having known numerous employees of IKEA in Denmark, I really like how they are very altruistic and helpful til America, the third world etc. but treat the people who work for them like shit ;)

And that's not slander, try getting a job there.
Cheese penguins
24-09-2005, 11:50
IKEA KICKS ASS, pity bout the fasciast founder...
Greater Virinius
24-09-2005, 11:56
IKEA's founder is dyslexic.

That might explain a thing or two about the assembly manuals... ;)
Neo-Anarchos
24-09-2005, 12:18
Furniture of Mass Disruption, hehe ;)

I enjoy the place too, but it's really only great to be a customer there. I pity tha fools who'd work there voluntarily.
Katganistan
24-09-2005, 12:44
In addition to their altruism, their furniture is VERY well made. As an English teacher, you can imagine, I have MANY volumes of literature as well as what I read for pleasure.

I purchased some bookshelves from them, if I remember at all correctly, about ten years ago, built them myself, then loaded them top to bottom. There are some immensely huge volumes like Yale's complete annotated guide to Shakespeare's Plays -- I don't want to tell you how much that weighs, but it's ALL his plays, with tons of explanatory notes.

Despite the abuse of having these enormously heavy books, not one shelf has so much as sagged, nor have any of the bolts ever come loose or looked to be pulling through the sides.
B0zzy
24-09-2005, 12:53
Swedish Ikea help people in distress in USA. The swewdish department store board of directors give the order people gott to stay sleep and got food in they shop in Texas and Lusianna.

And more swedish company goning to help.

The swedish people demand form they company and government.

Your point is as incomprehensible as your grammar.

Oh, and Sweden sucks.
Katganistan
24-09-2005, 13:01
Your point is as incomprehensible as your grammar.

Oh, and Sweden sucks.

Warned. Flamebaiting and offtopic.
This is a habit/style of yours that you would do well to break.
Zanato
24-09-2005, 13:03
Your point is as incomprehensible as your grammar.

Oh, and Sweden sucks.

Ever thought that English might not be his first language?

Oh, and pretentious morons suck.
B0zzy
24-09-2005, 13:05
Then tell me, what is the point?

Or was it that I made the error of correctly pointing out Sweden sucks? Opps. I forgot - I can only say the USA sucks. How silly of me to forget that. How dare I suggest that Sweden is anything short of perfect.

Maybe I should have said something enlightening about the founder of Ikea being a fascist. That certainly is far more acceptable than "Sweden sucks" apparently.
Katganistan
24-09-2005, 13:06
Ever thought that English might not be his first language?

Oh, and pretentious morons suck.

Knock it off.
Katganistan
24-09-2005, 13:11
Apparently there is some part of being warned for flamebaiting and "This is a habit/style of yours that you would do well to break." that was not clear.

One day forumban.
Exomnia
24-09-2005, 13:15
Wow now I feel bad for taking ten pencils from their store.
Jello Biafra
24-09-2005, 13:19
Hm. I may have to rethink my general dislike for Ikea.
New Maastricht
24-09-2005, 13:23
I also like Sweden and IKEA. Have been disappointed with their deliveries though. They said it would take them 10 days to deliver to our apartment which is only 15 minutes drive away. They were several days late as well. Not very impressive. Overall I like the store though. We have brought lots of items from them, we just don't get deliveries anyomre.
Ravenshrike
24-09-2005, 14:03
In addition to their altruism, their furniture is VERY well made. As an English teacher, you can imagine, I have MANY volumes of literature as well as what I read for pleasure.

Unless it gets wet, in which case it swells like a beached whale.
Eutrusca
24-09-2005, 14:07
Swedish Ikea help people in distress in USA. The swewdish department store board of directors give the order people gott to stay sleep and got food in they shop in Texas and Lusianna.

And more swedish company goning to help.

The swedish people demand form they company and government.
THANK YOU! ( Cheers the great Country of Sweden! ) :)
Sonaj
24-09-2005, 14:13
Wow now I feel bad for taking ten pencils from their store.
Don't. I've got like fifty :D

Anyway, I think it's a great initiative (spelling?) by IKEA to do this. Of course if they didn't, people might get upset/angry/tired. Most likely the last one.
Borgoa
24-09-2005, 14:35
Don't. I've got like fifty :D



Not to mention the tape measures and the yellow bags... ;)
Katganistan
24-09-2005, 14:53
Unless it gets wet, in which case it swells like a beached whale.

Under what circumstances would one reasonably expect furniture to get wet?
Fass
24-09-2005, 15:01
Has common decency become so rare that we must celebrate it and point it out and beat our chests at the sight of a display of it?

Sad. I don't think I care for this self-aggrandisement.