BerkylvaniaYetAgain
23-09-2005, 22:02
A black gentleman was walking down the street when he spied a tarnished oil lamp lying in a gutter. Bending down, he picked it up and rubbed it against his sleeve.
Immediately, a cloud of cigar smoke issued out and, when it cleared, a fat, balding man in a pinstriped suit stood before the black gentleman, puffing on a stogie.
"I am the Republican genie of the lamp," said the pinstriped apparition, "And because you have freed me, I will grant you a single wish."
The black man thought for a moment and then replied, "I want to be white, uptight and out of sight!"
So the Republican turned him into a tampon.
Moral of the Story: You can't get anything from Republicans without strings attached.
(note: you can change Republican to pretty much any group you dislike: Democrats, Libertarians, People Who've Banged Paris Hilton, etc.)
Immediately, a cloud of cigar smoke issued out and, when it cleared, a fat, balding man in a pinstriped suit stood before the black gentleman, puffing on a stogie.
"I am the Republican genie of the lamp," said the pinstriped apparition, "And because you have freed me, I will grant you a single wish."
The black man thought for a moment and then replied, "I want to be white, uptight and out of sight!"
So the Republican turned him into a tampon.
Moral of the Story: You can't get anything from Republicans without strings attached.
(note: you can change Republican to pretty much any group you dislike: Democrats, Libertarians, People Who've Banged Paris Hilton, etc.)