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We've talked about sex in many forms such as: (or will talk about in the future)
Sex before marriage
Sex during marriage
Sex after breakfast
Sex with a minor
Sex in an elevator
Sex with more than one person
Sex with Kanabia
Sex with a horse
Sex with with another during marriage
Sex while floating in outer space.
Sex in a pool of jam.
Sex with a family member.
Sex with in a vat of alcohol
Sex in an airplane
Sex while watching the View.
Sex without sex.

But we've never talked about sex UNTIL marriage.

I just saw a thread about this.

I just saw a thread about this.
That's sex before marriage, I'm saying sex until marriage.

What do you mean by sex until marriage? Like you'd stop having sex once married?

I think it would be very hard to have sex in outer space.

Semen would get all over everything.

What do you mean by sex until marriage? Like you'd stop having sex once married?

Actually......

:confused:

What do you mean by sex until marriage? Like you'd stop having sex once married?
Yes.

So. . . Why is this a topic of debate?

So. . . Why is this a topic of debate?
Because he has yet to be debated, or to be discussed.

There is the stereotype that people will have a bunch of sex up until marriage, then their sex lives become (nearly) nonexistent after marriage, or at least shortly thereafter.

But we've never talked about sex UNTIL marriage.
An arguement for it is that you usually build a strong attachment to the relationship in which you lose your virginity. If this occurs in an early relationship early on, you won't suffer as hard after a break up.

But we've never talked about sex UNTIL marriage.

If you view marriage as an institution to provide a stable environment to raise children in and no more this actually makes sense. Have children, get married, stop having children.
Of course this implies that you believe that the sole purpose of sex is reprodcution, and requires you to have a rather unromantic view of marriage.

It's generally a good idea to have sex until you get married, because your spouse would not be very happy with you. :D

Well if you're going to debate that, we've never talked about sex DURING marriage either.

What is the one food that kills the sex drive in females?



Wedding Cake

What is the one food that kills the sex drive in females?



Wedding Cake
But surely that would have a knock on effect in all the females in the room. This is not the case - take several bridesmaids and a few glasses of wine (or bottles, depending upon the bridesmaid) and whammo! orgalicious.*

*NB/ For added effect, throw bouquets of plastic flowers at the drunken 'maids. That's sure to make them sleep with you ¬_¬

Sex before marriage
Done it.
Sex during marriage
EVERYDAY!!! :fluffle: ;)
Sex after breakfast
Always makes for a good day at work!
Sex with a minor
Only when I was a minor!!
Sex in an elevator
Sounds like an interesting thing to try!
Sex with more than one person
DOne it! YEAH!
Sex with Kanabia
???
Sex with a horse
Maybe in a past life as a horse.......????
Sex with with another during marriage
Only with my husband!!!(tee Hee)
Sex while floating in outer space.
Interesting thought....
Sex in a pool of jam.
Sticky mess!
Sex with a family member.
Nope. No incest here!!!
Sex with in a vat of alcohol
Don't drink so this is out of the question.
Sex in an airplane
Long standing (laying down???) member of the mile high club!
Sex while watching the View.
WHat else would you do during this show other than sleep!
Sex without sex.
???DOn't even want to know!!!

Any more questions??? :) :) :)

Any more questions??? :) :) :)
Just one - what do you do in the 30 seconds a day when you aren't having sex?

But surely that would have a knock on effect in all the females in the room. This is not the case - take several bridesmaids and a few glasses of wine (or bottles, depending upon the bridesmaid) and whammo! orgalicious.*

*NB/ For added effect, throw bouquets of plastic flowers at the drunken 'maids. That's sure to make them sleep with you ¬_¬
Wow, Longton, you should write a book. I'm wondering, for the sake of my lesbian friend *ahem* because one of our friends is getting married soon and we're both IN the wedding......does it work on girls FROM girls as well?

(God, I hope she's not telling me to ask this so she can get me in bed)

As for myself, I have had sex before (a good many times) and I'm sure it'll happen again, but during marriage....? I can freakin PROMISE that if I live in a post-marriage world and I'm not really old and gross, there will once more be sex. And candy. Yeah.

What is the one food that kills the sex drive in females?



Wedding Cake


How do you turn a fox into an elephant?






Marry it.

Just one - what do you do in the 30 seconds a day when you aren't having sex?
:D :D :D :D :D
I have that much time left? Damm better work on that!!
:p :p :p

Sex after breakfast
Sex with a minor
Sex with more than one person
Sex with Kanabia
Sex with a horse
Sex with in a vat of alcohol




I did all of those at once.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?






Marry it.


ANd in a few years the elephant turns back into the fox after having the ASSes kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
:p :p :p :p

Well if you're going to debate that, we've never talked about sex DURING marriage either.
Hmmm... Interesting idea. Do you have to be the one getting married?

Simonist']Wow, Longton, you should write a book. I'm wondering, for the sake of my lesbian friend *ahem* because one of our friends is getting married soon and we're both IN the wedding......does it work on girls FROM girls as well?

(God, I hope she's not telling me to ask this so she can get me in bed)

Ah well, this is a matter widely speculated upon amongst the HSMS (Horny Staight Males Society). Generally, it is considered that, as long as the predator and prey (technical terms) share a common sexuality specific to their genders (e.g. male and female, heterosexual, male/male or female/female homosexual, male/female and anyone bisexual or male/female anything organic or otherwise meterosexual) then their is a damn near certainty of some sort of sexual encounter. If the two parties share a different sexuality (e.g. male straight/male gay) then the chance of a sexual encounter is zero before a predetermined alcohol level or 'work function' for that person. Before this point, responses to proposals are varied, ranging from 'sorry I don't like you' to 'your going home in a fucking AMBULANCE mate'. After the work function is reached, compliancy is proportional to number of drinks and how many times you bouquet-slap them (technical term again).


Clear? Alright, I want a 5000 word descriptive essay on the 'big day', sparing no detail, no matter how small. :D

I did all of those at once.
After breakfast, in a vat of alcohol, with a minor, a horse, and Kanabia?

Weird... especially the latter...

Ah well, this is a matter widely speculated upon amongst the HSMS (Horny Staight Males Society). Generally, it is considered that, as long as the predator and prey (technical terms) share a common sexuality specific to their genders (e.g. male and female, heterosexual, male/male or female/female homosexual, male/female and anyone bisexual or male/female anything organic or otherwise meterosexual) then their is a damn near certainty of some sort of sexual encounter. If the two parties share a different sexuality (e.g. male straight/male gay) then the chance of a sexual encounter is zero before a predetermined alcohol level or 'work function' for that person. Before this point, responses to proposals are varied, ranging from 'sorry I don't like you' to 'your going home in a fucking AMBULANCE mate'. After the work function is reached, compliancy is proportional to number of drinks and how many times you bouquet-slap them (technical term again).


Clear? Alright, I want a 5000 word descriptive essay on the 'big day', sparing no detail, no matter how small. :D
I feel I've learned something here. I'm just not quite sure what it was.

Every small detail? Up to and including when I drink myself ridiculous? Because things might be a bit fictionalized after that point, depending on the quality of my memory.

Oh, while on the sex topic and asking dumb questions, what the hell does it mean if a guy says you're too hot for marriage?

Simonist']I feel I've learned something here. I'm just not quite sure what it was.

Every small detail? Up to and including when I drink myself ridiculous? Because things might be a bit fictionalized after that point, depending on the quality of my memory.
I can film it if you don't think you'll be able to remember. ;)

After breakfast, in a vat of alcohol, with a minor, a horse, and Kanabia?

Weird... especially the latter...

Actually to be honest I can't remember if I had breakfast that day or not.

Simonist']I feel I've learned something here. I'm just not quite sure what it was.
You have seen the light, my friend. Join the cult of me now, for a low low price of £9.95 pa, and receive a free lightbulb so you can always see the light!

Simonist']Every small detail? Up to and including when I drink myself ridiculous? Because things might be a bit fictionalized after that point, depending on the quality of my memory.
TBH, fiction can be better than the real thing. Especially if 'the real thing' involves you trying to drunkenly take your pants off while your partner in the event gets really drunk on mini cocktails and passes out, before you vomit all over the place and pass out next to her.

Yeah, it's happened before.

Simonist']Oh, while on the sex topic and asking dumb questions, what the hell does it mean if a guy says you're too hot for marriage?
He wants you free and single so he can have an affair with you on the side?
He thinks you should be in porn, so you can be seen by many?
He wants to lock you in his naughty dungeon, meaning you couldn't get married because that would involve a minister knowing his dirty little secret?
It just gets worse...stay away from him :eek: :p

You have seen the light, my friend. Join the cult of me now, for a low low price of £9.95 pa, and receive a free lightbulb so you can always see the light! It's nearly as good as the Cult of Czardas, where you get a lightbulb and free jelly beans at every meeting!


TBH, fiction can be better than the real thing. Especially if 'the real thing' involves you trying to drunkenly take your pants off while your partner in the event gets really drunk on mini cocktails and passes out, before you vomit all over the place and pass out next to her.

Yeah, it's happened before.
I'll take your word for it. :p

Simonist']Oh, while on the sex topic and asking dumb questions, what the hell does it mean if a guy says you're too hot for marriage?
Nothing good.

It's nearly as good as the Cult of Czardas, where you get a lightbulb and free jelly beans at every meeting!
So then how come YOU'VE never invited me to your cult?

I mean.....I even offered to cuddle your ass......cha.

Ah well, this is a matter widely speculated upon amongst the HSMS (Horny Staight Males Society). Generally, it is considered that, as long as the predator and prey (technical terms) share a common sexuality specific to their genders (e.g. male and female, heterosexual, male/male or female/female homosexual, male/female and anyone bisexual or male/female anything organic or otherwise meterosexual) then their is a damn near certainty of some sort of sexual encounter. If the two parties share a different sexuality (e.g. male straight/male gay) then the chance of a sexual encounter is zero before a predetermined alcohol level or 'work function' for that person. Before this point, responses to proposals are varied, ranging from 'sorry I don't like you' to 'your going home in a fucking AMBULANCE mate'. After the work function is reached, compliancy is proportional to number of drinks and how many times you bouquet-slap them (technical term again).While I think I might know the answer, what exactly is "work function"?

Simonist']So then how come YOU'VE never invited me to your cult?

I mean.....I even offered to cuddle your ass......cha.
I haven't even started it yet.... I was planning to do that today. That was just advertisement.

I haven't even started it yet.... I was planning to do that today. That was just advertisement.
Oh, well, that explains a bit more. I wholeheartedly expect a little something now, though. Flowers are always acceptable.

You have seen the light, my friend. Join the cult of me now, for a low low price of £9.95 pa, and receive a free lightbulb so you can always see the light!

It's nearly as good as the Cult of Czardas, where you get a lightbulb and free jelly beans at every meeting!
Does joining either of your cults require having sex with the cult leader repeatedly and often?

Does joining either of your cults require having sex with the cult leader repeatedly and often?
Only if you want to (and you happen to be a female in my case, or know a way of getting me really drunk).

Does joining either of your cults require having sex with the cult leader repeatedly and often?
.....I never figured in a sex thread, simply talking about sex with two cult leaders would perhaps ruin the mood.....

Simonist']Oh, well, that explains a bit more. I wholeheartedly expect a little something now, though. Flowers are always acceptable.
A 'little something'?


...Be a bit more specific. You might end up with something that you... don't really want to have. If you know what I mean.

A 'little something'?


...Be a bit more specific. You might end up with something that you... don't really want to have. If you know what I mean.
Money = Love, baby. Get me something expensive and, well.... :fluffle: at least twenty minutes of fluffle per $1000 spent.

Or, y'know.......a sugar glider.
http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/whiteface.jpg

Simonist']Money = Love, baby. Get me something expensive and, well.... :fluffle: at least twenty minutes of fluffle per $1000 spent.

Or, y'know.......a sugar glider.
http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/whiteface.jpg
Hmmmm.... I can get the Khavenar Star System for $628 trillion... I don't know exactly what you'd do with a thing like that, but at least it gives you an idea ;)

Does joining either of your cults require having sex with the cult leader repeatedly and often?
I think I'm joining Czardas' cult, so the pressure created for you by having to have sex with two cult leaders in removed. Now, you only have have sex with one cult leader and one of the followers of the cult i.e. me. See? Less stressful all round :p

While I think I might know the answer, what exactly is "work function"?
As in minimum frequency of an em wave required to begin liberating electrons from a metal. I think. I don't do physics anymore.

Simonist'].....I never figured in a sex thread, simply talking about sex with two cult leaders would perhaps ruin the mood.....
It depends on who they are, I guess. Name 1 person who'd like to even get near that with me.


























See, I didn't think you could.

I think I'm joining Czardas' cult, so the pressure created for you by having to have sex with two cult leaders in removed. Now, you only have have sex with one cult leader and one of the followers of the cult i.e. me. See? Less stressful all round :p
Yes, and plus it makes a splendid start to the orgiastic worship ceremonies.. :p

Hmmmm.... I can get the Khavenar Star System for $628 trillion... I don't know exactly what you'd do with a thing like that, but at least it gives you an idea ;)
Are you prepared to spend your life thereafter making out? Because I fear I may never make up all that fluffle. If my quick-ass math is correct (though it's usually not), that's roughly.......210 million hours of fluffle. That's like, 23000 years. I mean, my family lives a long time, but CHRIST.....

Simonist']Are you prepared to spend your life thereafter making out? Because I fear I may never make up all that fluffle. If my quick-ass math is correct (though it's usually not), that's roughly.......210 million hours of fluffle. That's like, 23000 years. I mean, my family lives a long time, but CHRIST.....
So share the love :fluffle:

Simonist']Are you prepared to spend your life thereafter making out? Because I fear I may never make up all that fluffle. If my quick-ass math is correct (though it's usually not), that's roughly.......210 million hours of fluffle. That's like, 23000 years. I mean, my family lives a long time, but CHRIST.....
23,000 years is only a little more than an aerion... You people certainly have short lives! I mean, I'd have thought you would have lived at least 20 eons!

Or I can use just $18 million to get one of the planets...

23,000 years is only a little more than an aerion... You people certainly have short lives! I mean, I'd have thought you would have lived at least 20 eons!

Or I can use just $18 million to get one of the planets...
Ooh, that'd be nice. My own little planet. Hopefully terran, as I'm pretty accustomed to that, but gaia would be wonderful.

Radiated is RIGHT OUT.

Simonist']Ooh, that'd be nice. My own little planet. Hopefully terran, as I'm pretty accustomed to that, but gaia would be wonderful.

Radiated is RIGHT OUT.
That's fine. The radiated ones are anyway more expensive, as they can support zygloid life, which is the only intelligent life in the Kharaev Sector (Universes #2478-3192). Does it need to have running water?

Also, you have to pay for the trip from Medona, or whatever planet it is you now live on.

That's fine. The radiated ones are anyway more expensive, as they can support zygloid life, which is the only intelligent life in the Kharaev Sector (Universes #2478-3192). Does it need to have running water?

Also, you have to pay for the trip from Medona, or whatever planet it is you now live on.
Wait, I'm offering my oh-so-tempting female company, and you're making ME pay for the ride?

Screw that, man, I've got some Red vs. Blue to catch up on.....

Simonist']Wait, I'm offering my oh-so-tempting female company, and you're making ME pay for the ride?

Screw that, man, I've got some Red vs. Blue to catch up on.....
This one has her priorities right.

Simonist']Wait, I'm offering my oh-so-tempting female company, and you're making ME pay for the ride?
...That is, unless you want to go through my interspatial neurocraft... You know, the weightless feeling in the anti-gravity chamber.... You know what I mean.

Simonist'].....I never figured in a sex thread, simply talking about sex with two cult leaders would perhaps ruin the mood.....
I suppose it could, it depends on what they look like. If they look like L. Ron Hubbard, then I can see how it would ruin the mood.

Sex UNTIL marriage? Sounds like the normal way of life here. Sex stops with marriage.

At least until you find someone for a bit on the side...:)

Difficult to plan a wedding with Tab A inserted in Slot B. How will they measure for the tux?!? :eek:

Simonist']Oh, while on the sex topic and asking dumb questions, what the hell does it mean if a guy says you're too hot for marriage? That's his way of saying he thinks you're a whore. That's not very nice, so you should punch him.

Anyway, why does sex stop with marriage? :confused:

Rofl

... sex UNTIL marriage.
I've talked about this ... usually when talking about my non-frakking EX! :(

If you want to screw some one. Go get a screw license from one of them holy dudes or a justice of the peace to screw that some one. For every one you want to screw you need a new license.

You shouldn't screw without a license.

Sex is very important for a relationship. One should live with their future husband/wife before marriage to see how the sex life is as well as other living conditions. Now what about some positions????? :(

Sex until marriage is, in my opinion, an essential component of a healthy relationship. If you think you are ready to pledge your life before you are ready to let somebody touch your naughty bits, then you are NOT ready for marriage.

are we supposed to be talking about sex before marriage or the percieved lack of sex after married?
if it is the prior I am going to avoid opening that debate up again
if it is the later, it only makes sense that married people would have more sex than singles, esp unattached singles, because it is more readily available.
I have a lot more sex now that I am married but then again I didn't have sex before I was married so that would make more sense.... ;)