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Some new pictures of my oldest grandaughter ( down, you pervoids! She's only 15! ):

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9247/callie22gs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7355/callie34hv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3780/callie19kn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...I hope your grandaughter knows her favorite grandparent is posting pictures of her on a forum filled with horny guys with no life :D

...I hope your grandaughter knows her favorite grandparent is posting pictures of her on a forum filled with horny guys with no life :D
I wondered that as well.

...I hope your grandaughter knows her favorite grandparent is posting pictures of her on a forum filled with horny guys with no life :D
i may be a horny guy, but i do have a little bit of a life, i mean i do go to pubs and drink :D

...I hope your grandaughter knows her favorite grandparent is posting pictures of her on a forum filled with horny guys with no life :D
ROFLMAO! Eat your heart out! :D

ROFLMAO! Eat your heart out! :D

aww man but I need that heart... ;)

God must either love you or hate you very much. :eek:

Not everyone on here is a deranged lunatic. There are alot of normal people here. Congrats on having grandkids btw. Means you did something good in life. Hopefully you have many years of spoiling to do.

i may be a horny guy, but i do have a little bit of a life, i mean i do go to pubs and drink :D

Yeah I know your drunk in the middle of my street almost everyday :confused:

Not everyone on here is a deranged lunatic. There are alot of normal people here. Congrats on having grandkids btw. Means you did something good in life. Hopefully you have many years of spoiling to do.

Define normal :p

Yeah I know your drunk in the middle of my street almost everyday :confused:
of course, best place to be drunk.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/1121462342122.jpg

Damn Eut, your granddaughter is as old as my daughter. Mine's cuter, though. :D

And no, I'm not posting pics of her on here, you bunch of pervs.

http://www.photodump.com/direct/hormiga/kirk458.jpg

Battle of the image macros! :D (Sorry Eut. I couldn't resist!)

OMG!!!

Teh h0t!!!

OMG!!!

Teh h0t!!!

Congradulations Eutrusca in a few short minutes your grand daughter will be the new masturation dream of several men around the world :D

Congradulations Eutrusca in a few short minutes your grand daughter will be the new masturation dream of several men around the world :D


Printing as we speak... :p

Congradulations Eutrusca in a few short minutes your grand daughter will be the new masturation dream of several men around the world :D
did you not realise that this would happen?

The pervertedness of random forum guys cannot be underestimated quickly!!! take those pictures off :D

Hey, she's 15 and good-looking. There are probably a few guys at her high school who already have had a few fantasies about her. Those are the ones Eutrusca (and more immediately, her father) needs to worry about; they're in a position to try to do something about their fantasies. Some horny guy in London/San Diego/Singapore is no danger to her - he'll never meet her.

Now, as for the local guys - all she has to do is tell them that her grandfather is a crazy Viet Nam vet. They'll behave. :D

God must either love you or hate you very much. :eek:
Um ... care to explain that one? :)

Hey, she's 15 and good-looking. There are probably a few guys at her high school who already have had a few fantasies about her. Those are the ones Eutrusca (and more immediately, her father) needs to worry about; they're in a position to try to do something about their fantasies. Some horny guy in London/San Diego/Singapore is no danger to her - he'll never meet her.

Now, as for the local guys - all she has to do is tell them that her grandfather is a crazy Viet Nam vet. They'll behave. :D
Her? Hell, boy! I've already told 'em myself! :D

Not everyone on here is a deranged lunatic. There are alot of normal people here. Congrats on having grandkids btw. Means you did something good in life. Hopefully you have many years of spoiling to do.
So far, I have seven, two girls and five boys ... and I suspect that my kids aren't done yet! Heh!

So far, I have seven, two girls and five boys ... and I suspect that my kids aren't done yet! Heh!
they aren't if you are my grandpa :D I love big families


*fap fap fap*

Damn Eut, your granddaughter is as old as my daughter. Mine's cuter, though. :D

And no, I'm not posting pics of her on here, you bunch of pervs.
His granddaughter is only 6 years younger than I am... Hell, she's older than my youngest sister.

She looks a lot older in those pics though. Why couldn't we got school pictures that actually made us look good? :(

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/1121462342122.jpg
No. You wouldn't. :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

http://www.photodump.com/direct/hormiga/kirk458.jpg

Battle of the image macros! :D (Sorry Eut. I couldn't resist!)
Oh, that's ok!

:mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/1121462342122.jpg
:D You said fist

OMG!!!

Teh h0t!!!
I'll tell her you said so. Now ...

DOWN, you perv! :D

:D You said fist
...

:D

His granddaughter is only 6 years younger than I am... Hell, she's older than my youngest sister.

She looks a lot older in those pics though. Why couldn't we got school pictures that actually made us look good? :(
Her grandmother had these made by a professional photographer. He does a good job.

I'll tell her you said so. Now ...

DOWN, you perv! :D
see, that's why you say nothing, until it's too late to save t3h h0t g1rl from deflowering :p

Some new pictures of my oldest grandaughter ( down, you pervoids! She's only 15! ):

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9247/callie22gs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7355/callie34hv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3780/callie19kn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

the first 2 are quite tastefull and she is very pretty,however the last 1 is a tad provacative for a 15 year old girl to be posted on the net.
i have a 20 year old girl and i would choke the crap outta her if she had provactive pics posted,when she is 21 ..fine..she is an adult,but there is way to many pervs on the net to put anything provacative about a minor on...just my 2 cents etrusca.
sux you cant be proud of a childs beauty nowadays without freaks drooling all over her.
better hope the perv that had the..."pedo post and the age of consent should be 11" don't see these pics.

that said...spoil the crap outta her like i do,and always answer the door to the boyfriends while your cleaning a gun..lol...i do. ;)

That's not your grandoughter. You just found those online.

the first 2 are quite tastefull and she is very pretty,however the last 1 is a tad provacative for a 15 year old girl to be posted on the net.
i have a 20 year old girl and i would choke the crap outta her if she had provactive pics posted,when she is 21 ..fine..she is an adult,but there is way to many pervs on the net to put anything provacative about a minor on...just my 2 cents etrusca.
sux you cant be proud of a childs beauty nowadays without freaks drooling all over her.
better hope the perv that had the..."pedo post and the age of consent should be 11" don't see these pics.

that said...spoil the crap outta her like i do,and always answer the door to the boyfriends while your cleaning a gun..lol...i do. ;)
Well, it's ok, since that last photo of her is in a contest that the photographer is putting on and will be published. Besides, she has a grandfather who is an ex-counterinsurgency ops. commander, two uncles who are excellent marksmen, a step-father who has been a hunter since he was knee-high to a duck, and all four of us have concealed carry permits. Mwahahahaha! :D

No. You wouldn't. :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

He might not, but I sure would... Im nihilistic enough to not care about the consequences :P

He might not, but I sure would... Im nihilistic enough to not care about the consequences :P
Oh, you would care all right, nihilist or not. [ grins evilly ]

http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/museum/hit/kirk.jpg

http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/17288.jpg


...that girl deserved two of those, methinks.

So Eutrusca old buddy old pal... where do you live again ;) :D

EDIT - HOLY crap he lives in North Carolina. *I* live in North Carolina! Which either makes me either very lucky or very much in danger... :D

Oh, you would care all right, nihilist or not. [ grins evilly ]

Maybe once the consequences were happening, but who says anyone finds out about...

Screw it. Its a moot discussion, as even being two years older, I wouldn't have a chance with that PoA.

http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/museum/hit/kirk.jpg

http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/17288.jpg


...that girl deserved two of those, methinks.

So Eutrusca old buddy old pal... where do you live again ;) :D
Well, my man, *I* live in Kernersville, North Carolina. Come see me sometime. I'll show you my gun collection and my concealed carry permit. :D

Well, my man, *I* live in Kernersville, North Carolina. Come see me sometime. I'll show you my gun collection and my concealed carry permit. :D

Just caught that. Scary thing is I live in N Carolina too. Though I've never heard of Kernersville, sorry to say.

But kind old Eutrusca would never kill me.... nahhh.... I mean he'd try of course, but old age is a bitch :D :D :D

http://www.miraclesalad.com/shared/Would_You_Hit_It.jpg

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rfl/images/clinton-hit-it.jpg

And the most relevant one...

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/2959/LMAO.jpg

Just caught that. Scary thing is I live in N Carolina too. Though I've never heard of Kernersville, sorry to say.

But kind old Eutrusca would never kill me.... nahhh.... I mean he'd try of course, but old age is a bitch :D :D :D
Willing to bet your life on that? :D

My photobucket account is starting to bulge.

Willing to bet your life on that? :D

Possibly :D Though I figure there is the off chance you might go all Nam-flashback on me and empty a clip into my center mass. But I'm sure the authorities wouldn't take "He was a vietcong bastard from an Internet forum trying to 'hit' my grand-daughter" as an acceptable excuse. :D

But again... my youth is my advantage. You never know. :shiftyeyes:

Possibly :D Though I figure there is the off chance you might go all Nam-flashback on me and empty a clip into my center mass. But I'm sure the authorities wouldn't take "He was a vietcong bastard from an Internet forum trying to 'hit' my grand-daughter" as an acceptable excuse. :D

But again... my youth is my advantage. You never know. :shiftyeyes:
Don't foreget: "Old age and trechery win out over youth and enthusiasm every time!" :D

Don't foreget: "Old age and trechery win out over youth and enthusiasm every time!" :D

Beat me to it. However youth and suicidal courage trump most things. How much are US 'plane tickets anyway? I mean, we'd both be underage over there I think...

*Ducks wildly for cover* [/my brain on drugs]

[reality check]Eut could probably outrun me anyway. :p

Don't foreget: "Old age and trechery win out over youth and enthusiasm every time!" :D

Though it was youth and idealism or something like that.

Don't foreget: "Old age and trechery win out over youth and enthusiasm every time!" :D

I'm not to shabby at treachary either. Case and point - as I sit here distracting you, a crack team of Ninjas is swooping down on your granddaugher's location.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-17403.jpg


:D

I'm not to shabby at treachary either. Case and point - as I sit here distracting you, a crack team of Ninjas is swooping down on your granddaugher's location.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-17403.jpg


:D

Ninjas? Vs. Eutrusca? Maybe a bit of a challenge. Not much though.

Ninjas? Vs. Eutrusca? Maybe a bit of a challenge. Not much though.

Well between you and me, I've got 3-2 odds in Eutrusca's favor. Sadly I got the best ninjas I could on short notice...

EDIT - If that fails I may be forced to resort to the 'nuclear option' -

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/beatass3.gif


:D :D

Well, my man, *I* live in Kernersville, North Carolina. Come see me sometime. I'll show you my gun collection and my concealed carry permit. :D

Isn't that out near Forsyth? I went to NC School of Science and Math. You guys always kicked the crap out of us in sports. :mad:


...The price we nerds pay for intellectual domination :D

Some new pictures of my oldest grandaughter ( down, you pervoids! She's only 15! ):

Must be your wife who provided the "pretty" gene.

*runs and ducks*

:D

That girl is my age? She looks way older... I mean, even if you put a paid makeup artist on my case, I doubt I could pull off looking THAT mature.

One of the joys of my life is music.

Eutrusca-your eldest grandaughter is an exceptionally beautiful girl. ;)

Some new pictures of my oldest grandaughter ( down, you pervoids! She's only 15! ):

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3780/callie19kn.jpg

In light of her age, that picture is just lewd. I don't think it's anything to be proud of. No offence, and I do not mean to question her honour. Just the honour in that photograph.

I'm not to shabby at treachary either. Case and point - as I sit here distracting you, a crack team of Ninjas is swooping down on your granddaugher's location.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-17403.jpg

Why would Bruce Lee be speaking Korean?

Why would Bruce Lee be speaking Korean?
Why would he speak at all? He's dead

For some reason I have a feeling this is appliciable to most of us in this forum

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

Now if that is your granddaughter, congratulations.

If not, I don't blame you for trying. :D
Some great genetics at play there, regardless...

If she actually is your granddaughter, have you had much trouble?

(Don't worry, I do NOT have an alterior motive - wouldn't matter anyway - I'm halfway across the world and quite simply do not have the funds to travel to the US).

UpwardThrust: lol.

For some reason I have a feeling this is appliciable to most of us in this forum

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg
No links to ebaumsworld allowed....sowwy

No links to ebaumsworld allowed....sowwy
lol sense when :p

Isn't that out near Forsyth? I went to NC School of Science and Math. You guys always kicked the crap out of us in sports. :mad:


...The price we nerds pay for intellectual domination :D

From a fellow North Carolinian: Yes, Kernersville is in Forsyth County, between Winston-Salem and Greensboro. I probably drive right past Eutrusca's house on my way to visit my sister in Winston-Salem. :eek:

And if you went to the School of S&M, you were less than two miles from my house and never knew it. :D

(Incidentally, I have a niece who is a senior at Science & Math right now.)

Isn't that out near Forsyth? I went to NC School of Science and Math. You guys always kicked the crap out of us in sports. :mad:

...The price we nerds pay for intellectual domination :D
LOL! Yeah. Kernersville is in Forsyth County. Not sure about the school though.

Eutrusca-your eldest grandaughter is an exceptionally beautiful girl. ;)
Thank you, CL! Coming from you that's high compliment. I'll pass that along to her. :)

Now if that is your granddaughter, congratulations.

If not, I don't blame you for trying. :D
Some great genetics at play there, regardless...

If she actually is your granddaughter, have you had much trouble?
Yes, she really is my grandaughter. I have two grandaughters and five grandsons, all of whom I was with tonight at a b'day party for the "poster girl's" mother. As to genetics, we have a very diverse family. My ex is a 5'5" natural blonde who had a teriffic figure ( 39-24-38 ), English, French, German, Native American mix. I am 6'2", 230 lbs, and was very athletic before my parachuting accident, mostly Swedish, with a smattering of English and American Indian tossed in for good measure. The hair colors in our family range from very blond, through red, auburn, dark brown and black. Heights range from 4'11" for the shortest girl, through 6'4" for the tallest boy. Eye colors vary from a deep blue, to deep green, to dark brown, and several hazel.

Yes, the poster girl and I just today were having a rather serious discussion about the current crop of panting males fluttering around her. We agreed that her goals and education are the most important element of her life just now and should continue to be so. I told her that I would buy her a car if she made Vledictorian and/or got a recording contract. :D

And if you went to the School of S&M,

Sounds fun.

Sounds fun.

I caught that too... just didn't have the heart to point it out. Don't want to give Eutrusca a coronary now do we? ;)


...which just accidentally created a horrbily scarring mental polaroid....

Where do you find these pictures?

Where do you find these pictures?
Um ... members of my family have them taken and then give me copies! :p

Here's another in the same series:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1659/callie46or.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Um ... members of my family have them taken and then give me copies! :p

Here's another in the same series:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1659/callie46or.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

She looks a bit... tubby in that pic...

I'd still get with that, of course, but I can't be picky.

Um ... members of my family have them taken and then give me copies! :p

Here's another in the same series:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1659/callie46or.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Not you, the picture replies.

Here's another in the same series:


Once again, that can't have come from your ugly ass. :p Your mate must be hot! ;)

On a serious note, that's cool Eut. Definately a pride point. :)

She reminded me of Charlotte Church in that last one. Take that as you will...

speaking from the point of view of a horny 18 year old pervert, i don't really think posting some of theses pics is very appropriate, especially considering how old she is.
don't worry, i live in australia, too much effort to even think of trying anything :p

I caught that too... just didn't have the heart to point it out. Don't want to give Eutrusca a coronary now do we? ;)


...which just accidentally created a horrbily scarring mental polaroid....
LOL! Well, the good side of all these physicals I've had to endure of late is that my heart and cardio-vasular system are in great condition. The cardiologist said that I had a "damned near perfect EKG!" Probably comes as a result of having run ten miles every other day for many years. :p

Once again, that can't have come from your ugly ass. :p Your mate must be hot! ;)

On a serious note, that's cool Eut. Definately a pride point. :)
My grandchildren are the light of my life, my friend. :)

She reminded me of Charlotte Church in that last one. Take that as you will...
I'll take it as a compliment. That's not one of the better pictures in that series. When I get copies of the rest, I'll post them. She's a lovely young woman, even if I do have to say so myself! :)

Oh, and did I mention that she's also a black belt in Taekwondo? :D

speaking from the point of view of a horny 18 year old pervert, i don't really think posting some of theses pics is very appropriate, especially considering how old she is.
don't worry, i live in australia, too much effort to even think of trying anything :p
( See my last post, above! ) Mwahahahaha! :D