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I've been told that I'm rather nonsensical, even demented, possibly insane, and somewhat oblivious...yay!

Anyway...Fear the mongoose.
How nonsensical are YOU?

the pheasant has no agenda ;)

nor do the allied worm forces

I polished my air with a staple Myrth

oh god the slugs!

the pheasant has no agenda ;)
They deceive you.

They deceive you.
*shifyeyes*

Qwertyuiop!

:confused: How do I vote?

Snakes, snakes!

Hug me, I'm a viking!

Yes, a viking captain! Captain Huggles my name is!

Hug me!

Blueberries. I would say that I am not Vert veary tomatoes nonsensical at all Fuzzy Bunny.

Blueberries. I would say that I am not Vert veary tomatoes nonsensical at all Fuzzy Bunny.

Blueberries. I would say that I am not Vert veary tomatoes nonsensical at all Fuzzy Bunny.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/DeadeyeDick.jpg

.... :eek:

Taking images from Something Awful Forums, doesn't a goon make.

Here is are examples...

My main site: http://dementedpuppy.com
My blog site: http://chickenbomb.org

Enemy Lasagna
Robust Below Wax
Semiautomatic Aqua
Accompany Slacks

Why Coffee Gymnastic
Motorcycle Unibrow
Existential Plastic Extra Nightly Cow!

Taking images from Something Awful Forums, doesn't a goon make.

Oh so true. But, I thought it fitting for the topic at hand.

If you want something by me...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/WorldofWarcraft.jpg

Randomness is the spice of ham.

I have been accused of being nonsensical, and I have the fleet of Giant Space Zeppelins to prove it!

gsbr tiu rbrt teirn yo trsf unr ig nt iedoy?

have you ever tried to read one of my posts?

just in case you can't figure out what that said.... I moved my fingers one key to the right on home row and typed it. (oh and I left the answer for you too)

i'm so nonesensical i am speaking sence in a thread about nonsense!

Had trees of free the!

Rrrrr rrrrrrr rrr, rrr rr rrrrr-rrry ryrry. Yry-ryrryr ryr, ryrr rr yryrry ryy rys.

Catch Bull at Four
Teaser and the Firecat
Tea for the Tillerman

One fine day, in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.

Now THAT'S nonsense.

Isn't it funny how when people try to type random nonsense, it usually just looks rubbish. Where's all the intelligent nonsense gone?

Such as (and I'm not claiming originality of this):

When you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet.
When you drop buttered toast, it always lands buttered side down.
Therefore, if you strap some buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it, it will hover 3 inches above the floor, gently rotating.
You can then attach a dynamo to this and get a perpetual energy device.

Cool huh? And grade A nonsense.

How happy we are to see all this madness around!
Life is better now, just run we could shoot you all.

Nonsensical? Is that a new illness?
HIV is shit, Nonsensical is better?

What's doing the church to solve that Nonsensical comedy?

The UN are nonsensical to let this thread happened.

Nonsensicality is the future. Vote for us and shurrup.

Nonsensicaly yours

Isn't it funny how when people try to type random nonsense, it usually just looks rubbish. Where's all the intelligent nonsense gone?

Such as (and I'm not claiming originality of this):

When you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet.
When you drop buttered toast, it always lands buttered side down.
Therefore, if you strap some buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it, it will hover 3 inches above the floor, gently rotating.
You can then attach a dynamo to this and get a perpetual energy device.

Cool huh? And grade A nonsense.

:rolleyes: well of course. you did not specify what side of the toast would be pressed against the cat! :rolleyes:

i'm not nonsensical i just have problems when the voices tell me to do bad things

oh if only TIN was around here still... he'd have so schooled (not to mention pwned) you all in how to be nonsensical. sadly the master has left :(

I'm somewhat nonsensical, but nothing like all of you looneys :p

The vocies tell me to tell you that when speaking I do few words understood.

if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it does anybody care? :headbang:

The internet is unique in that it's the only place where insanity is not only acceptable, but actually desirable to some. Everywhere in the world, insanity is frowned upon, psychiatrists make millions trying to prevent/cure it, and people are locked away if they are diagnosed with a particularly strong amount of it. But on the internet, you're nobody if you don't have a chemical imbalance of the brain.

Odd, don't you agree?

Ooooh, a llama! A SHINY LLAMA! WOO HOO!

ha ha i gotsded me a shiney new puppy dog

anyone there?

smile your on telescope

:) :sniper:

I think, therefore I am... but what if I'm insane? If I can't think right, can I-

oh, never mind. The world's just gone and made perfect sense.

:gundge:

You guys are all looneys! Back to the asylum!

I am an intelligent, well mannered and highly eloquent person until you give me caffeine, or deprive me of sleep, my medication, or my caffiene.

Charge! get them! :headbang: :mp5: :gundge: :sniper:

I cant charge, sir, there is some strange forcefeild stopping me.

Thats a wall not a forcefeild.

dragonflies?

not the asylum! I just had my medicin..... oooooooh shiney

i think therefore i am but none of you exist you are all figments of my imaginatation

You left the "Kanabia" option off the poll.

Did someone say intelligent nonsense? Well try this on for size:

Start with the expression:

x=y ------------- and multiply both sides by x to get:
x^2 = xy ------------- subtract y^2 to get:
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2 ------------- then factorise to get:
(x+y)(x - y) = y(x - y) ------------- then cancel out the similar brackets:
x+y = y ------------- but we know from the beginning that x=y, so:
y+y = y ------------- so therefore:
2y = y ------------- then cancel y:
2 = 1

Haha! Proving that 2 = 1 with flawless algebra! You can check it as many times as you like, the algebra used there is perfect, so surely 2 = 1 rite? Proving all of maths wrong and pointless! Try this one out on your teacher, see if they can spot the flaw!

BTW, if anyone can't spot the flaw, then telegram me and I'll tell you - just don't spoil it for anyone else!

How's that for nonsensical?

nice

Did someone say intelligent nonsense? Well try this on for size:

Start with the expression:

x=y ------------- and multiply both sides by x to get:
x^2 = xy ------------- subtract y^2 to get:
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2 ------------- then factorise to get:
(x+y)(x - y) = y(x - y) ------------- then cancel out the similar brackets:
x+y = y ------------- but we know from the beginning that x=y, so:
y+y = y ------------- so therefore:
2y = y ------------- then cancel y:
2 = 1

Haha! Proving that 2 = 1 with flawless algebra! You can check it as many times as you like, the algebra used there is perfect, so surely 2 = 1 rite? Proving all of maths wrong and pointless! Try this one out on your teacher, see if they can spot the flaw!

BTW, if anyone can't spot the flaw, then telegram me and I'll tell you - just don't spoil it for anyone else!

How's that for nonsensical?

Thats very sensical.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is a teapot.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is a teapot.

Or a giant monolith in the form of a penis.

You left the "Kanabia" option off the poll.
Your time will come.

i'm rather non-sensical, though it's more prominent in RL

There's nothing nonsensical about intentional nonsense.

If a wee tries in the walls, and nobody is too round here, does it shake a mound?

Here, the insane are prevalent. Ergo, they are actually sane. That means the sane are the insane. This means that I am the winner.

Here, the insane are prevalent. Ergo, they are actually sane. That means the sane are the insane. This means that I am the winner.

oh no you dont

*acts like NFL referee* TECHNICAL FOUL! INTERFERENCE WITH MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION! FIVE YARDS! REPEAT FIRST DOWN! *blows whistle*

How much?

How does offering up carefully crafted, passionate, opinions in Star Wars -vs- Star Trek polls count?

Oh, the irony!
:headbang:

You know on those panty pads ads how the liquid is always blue? Well...I couldnt make it be blue. I drunk heaps of blue-loo and got really out of it, but I still couldn't make it be blue. I couldn't get it to write whisper, either.