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Oxford creates revolutionary new genetically engineered Hamster!

Drunk commies deleted
22-09-2005, 17:02
The genetically engineered hamsters will have flourescent green sperm. This will help in studying reproduction and finding out what your pet hamster has been humping.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4263996.stm
The blessed Chris
22-09-2005, 17:06
hmmm, you do wonder as to who on earth finds any pleasure in creating such creatures
Carnivorous Lickers
22-09-2005, 17:07
Ok, terrific.
Secluded Islands
22-09-2005, 17:10
now thats using the old noggin'...i bet they find flourescent green sperm all over the cage. but thats just a guess...
Anagonia
22-09-2005, 17:11
Okie Dokie......
Cheese penguins
22-09-2005, 17:15
this is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Kroisistan
22-09-2005, 17:23
http://www.geneseo.edu/~ajc9/Dude%20WTF.gif
Fingolfin Unleashed
22-09-2005, 17:23
Hamsters are hot.
Mt-Tau
22-09-2005, 17:24
Oh, I thought you were about to say they genetically engineered make it easier to tape a knife to its back. :p

Why in the hell would one care what your pet hamster has been humping?
Drunk commies deleted
22-09-2005, 17:25
Oh, I thought you were about to say they genetically engineered make it easier to tape a knife to its back. :p

Why in the hell would one care what your pet hamster has been humping?
Dude, It's all in the name of Science.
DHomme
22-09-2005, 17:26
He's a revolutionary you say? Hmmmm
Randomlittleisland
22-09-2005, 17:39
Oh, I thought you were about to say they genetically engineered make it easier to tape a knife to its back. :p

Why in the hell would one care what your pet hamster has been humping?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this was a spinoff of the 'Turn your hamster into a fighting machine' thread. :)
Jeruselem
22-09-2005, 17:53
Don't tell Richard Gere ...
Fass
22-09-2005, 17:54
Well, I, for one, welcome our new genetically engineered, cheek-stuffing, iridescent cumming overlords.

/Someone had to say it.
Lord-General Drache
22-09-2005, 18:03
Well, I, for one, welcome our new genetically engineered, cheek-stuffing, iridescent cumming overlords.

/Someone had to say it.

lol, Fass..Yes, someone had to. Might as well be you. :-p

Man, why couldn't they have made them glow an angry blood red in the dark (their whole skin)? That'd be cool. You could be all "FEAR MY DEMON HAMSTER!"
Free Beer and Chicks
22-09-2005, 18:11
is there already a black-market for those hamsters?
it would be cool at next halloween-party with black-lights and stuff lol
The Downmarching Void
22-09-2005, 18:37
Hamster Testicles: The Lava Lamp of the 21st Century?