"Things I learned from hurricaine Katrina" email.
Eutrusca
22-09-2005, 11:44
This was sent to me in an email and is hereby offered without comment:
"Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight days:
"The hurricane only hit black families' property
"New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane
"Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down
"New Orleans has no white people
"The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident
"When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV
"The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looter and gang free ... and they are in your city.
"White folks don't make good news stories
"Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet
"Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts
"Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid."
You coulda just deleted that moronic spam from your inbox and not posted it here.
Eutrusca
22-09-2005, 11:50
You coulda just deleted that moronic spam from your inbox and not posted it here.
But then you would never have had the chance to call it "moronic spam!" :)
Did he mention anything about international aid? I distinctly remember some people having the impression that there was none...
BackwoodsSquatches
22-09-2005, 11:57
Yup.
Thats some grade "a" moronic spam alright.
Aplastaland
22-09-2005, 12:08
This was sent to me in an email and is hereby offered without comment:
"Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight days:
"The hurricane only hit black families' property
"New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane
"Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down
"New Orleans has no white people
"The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident
"When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV
"The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looter and gang free ... and they are in your city.
"White folks don't make good news stories
"Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet
"Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts
"Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid."
I would add:
"If a black woman takes food, it's robbery. If a white man does it, he tries to survive."
"Declaring a national pray day is helpful."
"The red cross has collected tons of help and thousands of euros for help from Europe, but Europeans hate us."
Aplastaland
22-09-2005, 12:15
And:
"Cuba offered us 1,000 doctors, but we don't like'em nor need'em."
"Having a weapon is cool, but shooting the police that does nothing for help and laughs at you when you're in the roof of your house while he is in a helicopter with his family is bad."
If you let weapons you must run with this! If those people hadn't a weapon... the tanks hadn't be neccesary!
Somebody asked the Chimp what his opinion on Roe vs Wade was yesterday. His reply? "I don't care how they leave New Orleans, so long as they leave..."
Eutrusca
22-09-2005, 12:22
And:
"Cuba offered us 1,000 doctors, but we don't like'em nor need'em."
"Having a weapon is cool, but shooting the police that does nothing for help and laughs at you when you're in the roof of your house while he is in a helicopter with his family is bad."
If you let weapons you must run with this! If those people hadn't a weapon... the tanks hadn't be neccesary!
This post doesn't make sense.
BackwoodsSquatches
22-09-2005, 12:25
Somebody asked the Chimp what his opinion on Roe vs Wade was yesterday. His reply? "I don't care how they leave New Orleans, so long as they leave..."
*SNICKER*
Aplastaland
22-09-2005, 12:33
This post doesn't make sense.
Let me guess...
Ah, it doesn't fit in your preconceptions. Why? I saw it in the media, so it's valid!
Say, am I wrong?
Non Aligned States
22-09-2005, 12:52
Let me guess...
Ah, it doesn't fit in your preconceptions. Why? I saw it in the media, so it's valid!
Say, am I wrong?
Mmm, no, he probably is referring to the 2nd line of reasoning. I think he's trying to link it to gun availability.
Demented Hamsters
22-09-2005, 14:30
Reading the original msg, I have to wonder how Eutrusca managed to get his email address onto a white supremacist group.
Also, it should have included 'FEMA is more concerned with tort liability than allowing doctors save lives'.
Kryozerkia
22-09-2005, 15:18
Only media assholes are allowed into these hurricane zones; everyone has to leave, thus proving that society sees these media types as blood-sucking parasites and scavangers of human misery. :p