Welcome to the VHS Roman Catholic Church
Vatican Holy See
21-09-2005, 22:54
Welcome everyone! Our goal is to send to your nations missionaries to teach the word of god to the people of your nation. We do this non-judgmentally and without predjuice to reace or color. God is the the only true path to the kingdom of heaven.
Pax.
His Holiness,
Pope Nicholas I
www.vatican.va
Drunk commies deleted
21-09-2005, 22:57
Can we get it on DVD instead?
Pope Hope
21-09-2005, 22:58
Hmm. Welcome to NS? :cool:
Aww, and all we have is Betamax... we'll just have to manage without your proselytising.
Vatican Holy See
21-09-2005, 23:00
Can we get it on DVD instead?
Sure, It will cost $2.00 per cd but you get a 20% discount per 10,000
The Macabees
21-09-2005, 23:03
Sure, It will cost $2.00 per cd but you get a 20% discount per 10,000
Are you serious?
Vatican Holy See
21-09-2005, 23:03
We Do VHS, BETA, NTSC DVD, And PAL DVD! So there is no need to worry about not being able to get a tape or DVD. We still would like to sent missionaires to you nations as a gift to you.
[NS]Simonist
21-09-2005, 23:06
We Do VHS, BETA, NTSC DVD, And PAL DVD! So there is no need to worry about not being able to get a tape or DVD. We still would like to sent missionaires to you nations as a gift to you.
Dude, you just managed to make Catholicism terrifying for me. The absolute LAST thing I want to see when I visit a website is a great big picture of the CREEPIEST looking Pope we've probably ever had.
Shaaaaaame.
Thanks, but we already found God. It's our turn to hide now, so don't tell him where we are or you'll spoil the game!
Vatican Holy See
21-09-2005, 23:17
Simonist']Dude, you just managed to make Catholicism terrifying for me. The absolute LAST thing I want to see when I visit a website is a great big picture of the CREEPIEST looking Pope we've probably ever had.
Shaaaaaame.
Yeah, Benidict XVI is kinda creepy looking, not a very forward-looking pope. I would of hoped for a more progressive pope that would allow the congration to have a little power like allowing them to fire a priest or allow priests to be married like in the Anglican Church.
Vatican Holy See
21-09-2005, 23:18
Are you serious?
Yes!, Why?
Thanks, but we already found God. It's our turn to hide now, so don't tell him where we are or you'll spoil the game!
So you're the ones who misplaced it. :rolleyes:
[NS]Simonist
21-09-2005, 23:25
Yeah, Benidict XVI is kinda creepy looking, not a very forward-looking pope. I would of hoped for a more progressive pope that would allow the congration to have a little power like allowing them to fire a priest or allow priests to be married like in the Anglican Church.
Eh, I'm not sure bring about the whole priest marriage thing.....the original purpose was that priests could focus entirely on their congregation, which I definitely think should be the focus. I've always thought that the passion of the sermons in Protestant services was a little lacking, comparatively, and it doesn't strike me as unusual or bizarre to consider that a possible cause.
However, there ARE ways to get Catholicism as a priest and yet be married....and it does bother me that this particular loophole cannot apply nuns as well. But then, it all goes back to my original opinion on the subject....
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-09-2005, 23:25
So you're the ones who misplaced it. :rolleyes:
In all honesty, I think that you would've been relatively nonplussed anyway.
Vatican Holy See
21-09-2005, 23:42
Simonist']Eh, I'm not sure bring about the whole priest marriage thing.....the original purpose was that priests could focus entirely on their congregation, which I definitely think should be the focus. I've always thought that the passion of the sermons in Protestant services was a little lacking, comparatively, and it doesn't strike me as unusual or bizarre to consider that a possible cause.
However, there ARE ways to get Catholicism as a priest and yet be married....and it does bother me that this particular loophole cannot apply nuns as well. But then, it all goes back to my original opinion on the subject....
Actually it was to prevent the children of priests from inheriting the large wealth from the church. Biblically priests/clergy were allowed to be married and it says that it is better for them to be married. Plus it would get rid of that whole nasty molestation problem.
I would also point out that both Anglican and Orthodox churches allow priests to marry.
In all honesty, I think that you would've been relatively nonplussed anyway.
Yeah, you're right, things like that don't impress me.