Turn your hamster into a fighting machine!
http://www.jwz.org/images/hamster.jpg
Legless Pirates
21-09-2005, 16:31
http://www.jwz.org/images/hamster.jpg
:eek:
Samurai Hamsters!
Randomlittleisland
21-09-2005, 16:32
ROFL!!! :p
Ack, they keep misspelling Hamster!!
They spell it correctly in the title, then they spell it "hampster" everywhere else!
Legless Pirates
21-09-2005, 16:36
Ack, they keep misspelling Hamster!!
They spell it correctly in the title, then they spell it "hampster" everywhere else!
Spelling Nazi!
Get him Fluffy!
Spelling Nazi!
Get him Fluffy!
*turns Fluffy into an orange*
*eats*
Pengin-six-two-nine-ei
21-09-2005, 16:38
Spelling Nazi!
Get him Fluffy!
Spelling nazi? I should use that one..
Demented Hamsters
21-09-2005, 16:39
Ohh....pretty.
I'll be directing my military budget into creating an army of these. No country in Nationstates will be able to stop me!
I'll be invincible!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
On another note, if these had been around 20 years ago, we would have heard the last of Richard Gere.
Legless Pirates
21-09-2005, 16:39
*turns Fluffy into an orange*
*eats*
bwahahaha. You forgot Fluffly had a knife strapped on him
*calls ambulance*
*gives wrong adress*
Secluded Islands
21-09-2005, 16:40
lol, very clever :)
On another note, if these had been around 20 years ago, we would have heard the last of Richard Gere.
LOL!
Fact!!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/fear-black-preview.gif
http://store.sluggy.com/other-plush.html
Pengin-six-two-nine-ei
21-09-2005, 16:44
I should use that idea..In another way..I shall unleash the energy-sucking Chozoids!
Chozoids: *Sleeping*
-_-;;
[NS]Simonist
21-09-2005, 16:46
Ohh....pretty.
I'll be directing my military budget into creating an army of these. No country in Nationstates will be able to stop me!
I'll be invincible!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
If by "I'll be invincible" you mean "My enemies will have many small, irritating stab wounds on their ankles", then yeah man, great plan.
Hinterlutschistan
21-09-2005, 16:47
bwahahaha. You forgot Fluffly had a knife strapped on him
*calls ambulance*
*gives wrong adress*
How convenient, Fluffy comes with his very own peeling knife.
*puts on marketing hat*
Alfred and Garfield
21-09-2005, 16:55
As an extreme animal lover, i must say that i absolutely hate you for starting this thread! How could you possibly even consider the thought of hamsters killing each other! I despise you! :mad:
[NS]Simonist
21-09-2005, 16:56
As an extreme animal lover, i must say that i absolutely hate you for starting this thread! How could you possibly even consider the thought of hamsters killing each other! You despise me! :mad:
You despise me? That means "You hate me". That makes little to no sense at all.
Drunk commies deleted
21-09-2005, 17:03
As an extreme animal lover, i must say that i absolutely hate you for starting this thread! How could you possibly even consider the thought of hamsters killing each other! You despise me! :mad:
Hamsters fight each other to the death in the wild all the time. It's part of their natural instinct. Merely attatching knives to them only makes them more efficient. Kinda like strapping steel spurs onto the legs of fighting cocks. [/willfull misinformation]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred and Garfield
As an extreme animal lover, i must say that i absolutely hate you for starting this thread! How could you possibly even consider the thought of hamsters killing each other! You despise me!
You despise me? That means "You hate me". That makes little to no sense at all.
I personnaly also am an animal lover (maybe not extreme, but still :p ) But I don't hate ya for that, it's only a big joke (well, I hope), they are just kidding 'Alfred and Garfield', don't take too much seriously ;)
P.S.: By 'you despise me', he probably meant 'you make me sick'.
Texsonia
21-09-2005, 17:15
I love animals too. Skinned, skewered, and basted with bar-b-que sauce. now if it was only legal to eat the two legged vegetarians we'd be in business.
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
Secluded Islands
21-09-2005, 17:19
I love animals too. Skinned, skewered, and basted with bar-b-que sauce. now if it was only legal to eat the two legged vegetarians we'd be in business.
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
theres room for all animals, right next to my mashed potatoes...
[NS]Simonist
21-09-2005, 17:26
theres room for all animals, right next to my mashed potatoes...
Why share the space?
I dunno, my mashed potatoes kind of took over what was once the animal spot....
By the way, I don't suggest trying to tape/tie/somehow attatch a knife to a gerbil.....I think they recommend hamsters to really get the size behind it. Poor little guy could drag that thing around to save his life.
(I know, you're all like "WTF.....she tried it?! :eek: )
Bambambambambam
21-09-2005, 17:32
bwahahaha. You forgot Fluffly had a knife strapped on him
*calls ambulance*
*gives wrong adress*
*turns ambulance into an orange*
*eats*
Bambambambambam
21-09-2005, 17:34
.
Bambambambambam
21-09-2005, 17:35
Simonist']Why share the space?
I dunno, my mashed potatoes kind of took over what was once the animal spot....
By the way, I don't suggest trying to tape/tie/somehow attatch a knife to a gerbil.....I think they recommend hamsters to really get the size behind it. Poor little guy could drag that thing around to save his life.
(I know, you're all like "WTF.....she tried it?! :eek: )
Have you tried guinea pigs?
Drunk commies deleted
21-09-2005, 17:36
Have you tried guinea pigs?
Hey, that's Italian-American Police Officers to you, pal.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-09-2005, 17:41
This exactly the sort of issue that I have been talking about for years!
The weaponization of hamsters must stop now, before people start strapping nuclear weapons to our furry friends, because you can't hug with Nuclear Arms that are strapped to a hamster.
Bambambambambam
21-09-2005, 17:42
I love animals too. Skinned, skewered, and basted with bar-b-que sauce. now if it was only legal to eat the two legged vegetarians we'd be in business.
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
RSPCA = Roasted Salty Pork Cooked in Argentina
Bambambambambam
21-09-2005, 17:43
This exactly the sort of issue that I have been talking about for years!
The weaponization of hamsters must stop now, before people start strapping nuclear weapons to our furry friends, because you can't hug with Nuclear Arms that are strapped to a hamster.
Whoah, Nuclear Arms!??? What next - nuclear legs? Lol :p
Naturality
21-09-2005, 17:45
As an extreme animal lover, i must say that i absolutely hate you for starting this thread! How could you possibly even consider the thought of hamsters killing each other! You despise me! :mad:
Calm down lol it's a joke, the hamsters wouldn't fight each other.. they'd waddle around the table for a bit, then just jump or fall off the table and go about their business.
Bambambambambam
21-09-2005, 17:46
We should all get Hamster Warriors and have battles with our friends'! The least dead one wins!
Joking...
Anagonia
21-09-2005, 17:51
Whoah, Nuclear Arms!??? What next - nuclear legs? Lol :p
Lmao!! XD
Hey, that's Italian-American Police Officers to you, pal.
ha...that just brightened my day so much you have no idea.
Drunk commies deleted
21-09-2005, 17:53
This exactly the sort of issue that I have been talking about for years!
The weaponization of hamsters must stop now, before people start strapping nuclear weapons to our furry friends, because you can't hug with Nuclear Arms that are strapped to a hamster.
The US government had a cold war era plan to strap nuclear weapons onto animals. Here's the top secret blueprint.
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/People/mbishop/strips/basselope.gif
Secluded Islands
21-09-2005, 17:57
The US government had a cold war era plan to strap nuclear weapons onto animals. Here's the top secret blueprint.
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/People/mbishop/strips/basselope.gif
lol :p
Valgrak Marsh
21-09-2005, 20:39
^well,if they´re using dolphins to blow up submarines,then the nukes on animals thingy isn´t that far off...
Myballsarehuge
21-09-2005, 20:43
http://www.jwz.org/images/hamster.jpg
this made my day
you need a cookie
*gives a cookie*
Sumamba Buwhan
21-09-2005, 20:45
ok I followed the instructions but my hamster just sits there - he wont attack my friends hamster. what am I doing wrong?
Drunk commies deleted
21-09-2005, 20:46
ok I followed the instructions but my hamster just sits there - he wont attack my friends hamster. what am I doing wrong?
The instructions were incomplete. You need to use the syringe included with the kit to shoot the hamster full of crystal meth and anabolic steroids. Then he'll become aggressive.
Wow guys. Issues, serious issues. I support.
Sumamba Buwhan
21-09-2005, 20:56
The instructions were incomplete. You need to use the syringe included with the kit to shoot the hamster full of crystal meth and anabolic steroids. Then he'll become aggressive.
I didn't have crystal meth or steroids so I just mixed up some stuff I found under the sink. he's not blinking anymore :confused:
Drunk commies deleted
21-09-2005, 20:58
I didn't have crystal meth or steroids so I just mixed up some stuff I found under the sink. he's not blinking anymore :confused:
Well as long as he's still twitching he's OK.
theres room for all animals, right next to my mashed potatoes...
If god didn't want us to eat animals, he would have made them out of something other than meat.
Texsonia
21-09-2005, 21:41
If god didn't want us to eat animals, he would have made them out of something other than meat.
Animal rights people are also made of meat. Easier to hit as well because you don't have to lead them so much. And much eaier to hunt, as they have no real survival instincts.
Hunting Animal Rights Activists:
Step #1 - Buy a gun. preferabbly an evil assault rifle (Ak-47's are cheap and reliable).
Step #2 - Find a nice bush near a Mall with unobstructed view of Nieman Marcus.
Step #3 - Call Animal Rights group near you and tell them Jennifer Lopez is in town promoting her new clothing line at previously mentioned Neiman Marcus. (Use a pay phone)
Step #4 - Pass the time waiting for them to mobolize the troops by picking off small animals and stray pets (Hors Doeuvres).
Step #5 - When they show up, be patient. Dont' start firing till one loudmouth starts screaming into a bull horn.
Step #6 - Shoot as many as possible. Don't worry about being able to eat them all. packs of stray dogs will get whatever you can't. (Feel free to wait around and shoot the stray dogs too)
Step #7 - Find a good recipe. I suggest the following.
Polynesian "Long Pig"
"Pork" about (1 1/2 lbs.)
Pineapple (1 tin in juice)
Ginger (fresh 3/4 inch)
Bayleaf
Pepper Corns (crushed lots)
Onions (2)
Garlic (3-4 cloves)
Coconut Milk
Lemon Grass (2 stems)
Saffron
Olive Oil
Marinate the - ahem - "Pork" (cubed) in the pineapple juice, ginger and 1
crushed clove of garlic and bay for about 2 hours.
Heat oil in pan, add chopped onion and rest of garlic, fry till soft.
Add meat and brown.
Add coconut milk, pineapple and marinade with lemon grass chopped. Reduce
down over about 1 hour, add saffron 15 mins before end of cooking. If you
want it hotter add a chilli or two at the beginning. It should be served
with lots of rice.
The most tender piece of meat is the left forearm of a young woman, the
toughest is the thigh of a warrior.
People Food (http://www.ecis.com/~alizard/files/peoplefood.txt)
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/128/hammybydemonicdragon8ha.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Greedy Pig
22-09-2005, 05:41
Bump for later
Murderous maniacs
22-09-2005, 05:56
yay, warhamster. so much better that using models
The Killer Snowmen
22-09-2005, 09:06
hehe so funny
As an extreme animal lover, i must say that i absolutely hate you for starting this thread! How could you possibly even consider the thought of hamsters killing each other! I despise you! :mad:
Cool, I suppose. :D
Alfred and Garfield
22-09-2005, 16:45
Sorry about my behaviour before, but that wasn't actually me! that was one of my friends! I went out into the kitchen to get some food and my friend came on and typed some random crap up!
So, i hope it hasn't affected my appearance to anyone who thought that i was OTT or anyone prejudice.
Jeruselem
22-09-2005, 17:45
:) :p :D
Love it!
Alfred and Garfield
23-09-2005, 15:06
Lol :D