Statistics You Can Quote!
Rotovia-
21-09-2005, 06:02
How often have you been engaged in an argument or writing and essay and you cannot be arsed looking up any sources to back up your grandiose claims. Well fret no longer my simple minded friend, because good old Rotovia has you covered. Bellow are garunteed 100%(give or take 100%) true(maybe) statistics(not really) you can use(I wouldn't advise it). The best and worst quotes, statistics and general tomfoolery witnessed in this thread will be added to the list, which I plan to categorise(maybe).
Abortion:
"Nine out of ten abortions are performed by lying pinko liberals, whilst plotting to overthrow the Republic"
Jews:
"There is infact no such thing as Jews, they are a lie made up by Jesus to confuse us about the Devil"
Crime:
"One in three people are being mugged by a large black named Bubba whilst reading this statistic"
Iraq:
"There a total 3254546545648945648945645646454479484489billions WMDs hidden by Pixies and Communists"
Science:
"The Earth is really flat and only looks round because people are stupid"
Catholicism:
"Catholics are all secretly running the world, or the midget part at least"
America:
"America is, in fact, located somewhere between France and Belgium"
Reliability:
"If it's on the internet, it must be true"
Statistics:
"28.3% of statistics are just made up"
Studies show that 28.6% of all statistics are just made up.
Spartiala
21-09-2005, 06:36
How often have you been engaged in an argument or writing and essay and you cannot be arsed looking up any sources to back up your grandiose claims. Well fret no longer my simple minded friend, because good old Rotovia has you covered. Bellow are garunteed 100%(give or take 100%) true(maybe) statistics(not really) you can use(I wouldn't advise it). The best and worst quotes, statistics and general tomfoolery witnessed in this thread will be added to the list, which I plan to categorise(maybe).
Abortion:
"Nine out of ten abortions are performed by lying pinko liberals, whilst plotting to overthrow the Republic"
Jews:
"There is infact no such thing as Jews, they are a lie made up by Jesus to confuse us about the Devil"
Crime:
"One in three people are being mugged by a large black named Bubba whilst reading this statistic"
Iraq:
"There a total 3254546545648945648945645646454479484489billions WMDs hidden by Pixies and Communists"
Science:
"The Earth is really flat and only looks round because people are stupid"
Catholicism:
"Catholics are all secretly running the world, or the midget part at least"
America:
"America is, in fact, located somewhere between France and Belgium"
Those are among the best (imaginary) statistics I have ever read.
(imaginary)
Rotovia-
21-09-2005, 07:09
Those are among the best (imaginary) statistics I have ever read.
(imaginary)
I live to please...
Oooooo, multi choice! *votes for everything like the lame bastard he is*
Saint Jade
21-09-2005, 07:42
Mah hah! Now i have statistics I can use in my tutorial debates!!! YAY!!!
and people said I had no basis for my claims...
Rotovia-
21-09-2005, 07:52
Mah hah! Now i have statistics I can use in my tutorial debates!!! YAY!!!
and people said I had no basis for my claims...
See, everyone goes home happy... or at least drunk...
Te Lyubam
21-09-2005, 07:56
How often have you been engaged in an argument or writing and essay and you cannot be arsed looking up any sources to back up your grandiose claims. Well fret no longer my simple minded friend, because good old Rotovia has you covered. Bellow are garunteed 100%(give or take 100%) true(maybe) statistics(not really) you can use(I wouldn't advise it). The best and worst quotes, statistics and general tomfoolery witnessed in this thread will be added to the list, which I plan to categorise(maybe).
Abortion:
"Nine out of ten abortions are performed by lying pinko liberals, whilst plotting to overthrow the Republic"
Jews:
"There is infact no such thing as Jews, they are a lie made up by Jesus to confuse us about the Devil"
Crime:
"One in three people are being mugged by a large black named Bubba whilst reading this statistic"
Iraq:
"There a total 3254546545648945648945645646454479484489billions WMDs hidden by Pixies and Communists"
Science:
"The Earth is really flat and only looks round because people are stupid"
Catholicism:
"Catholics are all secretly running the world, or the midget part at least"
America:
"America is, in fact, located somewhere between France and Belgium"
Of course...if it's on the internet then it must be true!
Rotovia-
21-09-2005, 08:04
Oooooo, multi choice! *votes for everything like the lame bastard he is*
It's lame bastards like you who keep the economy going...
Swilatia
21-09-2005, 08:05
This is nonsense, but it makes more sense than what bush thinks!
Saint Jade
21-09-2005, 08:09
This is nonsense, but it makes more sense than what bush thinks!
:eek: and i thought it was pretty much what bush thought! :D
Rotovia-
21-09-2005, 08:31
:eek: and i thought it was pretty much what bush thought! :D
Buuuuuuuuurn :p