top10 reasons to be one of those **** heathens..
[acknowledges idea for this to be brought on by alinania]
so here goes my incomplete, spontaneous list:
- no need to get up early on a sunday morning
- no pew aerobics
- no need to capitalize more than already necessary
-no need to feel guilty 'cause "god sees everything"
- no need to back up hilariously stupid ideas like ID (sorry folks, no flaming intended)
- such a huge field open for sarcasm and mockery ;)
- no restarint when poking fun at the pope
oh i could go on forever..but wanna give others a chance..;)
Randomlittleisland
20-09-2005, 15:57
Actually I believe Protestants can poke fun at the Pope with impunity.
Druidville
20-09-2005, 16:00
Actually I believe Protestants can poke fun at the Pope with impunity.
Ever since October 1517. :)
Drunk commies deleted
20-09-2005, 16:03
-No tithing
-Freedom to engage in virtually any consentual sexual activity with one or more consenting adults without guilt
-No dietary restrictions such as fasting, no pork, no booze, etc.
- an extra quid NOT spent on the collection tray
Legless Pirates
20-09-2005, 16:10
- A critical view on the world
Randomlittleisland
20-09-2005, 16:54
Ever since October 1517. :)
Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself? :D
Freedom to engage in virtually any consentual sexual activity with one or more consenting adults without guilt
oh that was the one i was waiting for :D
- Heaps upon heaps of kinky, steamy sex
- No pressure to feel ashamed of one's body
- Lots of nudity
Alinania
20-09-2005, 20:18
[acknowledges idea for this to be brought on by alinania]
-people are actually inspired by your way of life :D
Liskeinland
20-09-2005, 20:19
- Heaps upon heaps of kinky, steamy sex
- No pressure to feel ashamed of one's body
- Lots of nudity Clearly you haven't been going to the right churches…
Alinania
20-09-2005, 20:22
Clearly you haven't been going to the right churches…
:eek:
Alinania
20-09-2005, 20:24
Hehe, i only now noticed: awesome title... a four star heathen :D
Clearly you haven't been going to the right churches…
:eek: Wow! You mean to tell me that there are churches for this?! Sign me up!
Liskeinland
20-09-2005, 20:37
:eek: Wow! You mean to tell me that there are churches for this?! Sign me up! Well, not Christian churches. Christians are all repressed and suppressed etc.
lol @ liskeinland and alinania ;)
-no threats of going blind when you pay a visit to dr.hans jerkoff
Well, not Christian churches. Christians are all repressed and suppressed etc.
I knew it was too good to be true... :D
New Granada
21-09-2005, 05:10
You can both be educated and have integrity.
Bjornoya
21-09-2005, 05:14
The power
:eek: Wow! You mean to tell me that there are churches for this?! Sign me up!
Ehm. Let's just say they follow the Left Hand path, and Christians think they're devil-worshippers.
Alinania
21-09-2005, 06:59
Christians think they're devil-worshippers.
-no need to worry about that either :p