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Won't You Give It The Old 'Way-Hey' For Peace?

Chomskyrion
20-09-2005, 07:26
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
Monkeypimp
20-09-2005, 07:29
Wow...


I have a new purpose in life.
Argesia
20-09-2005, 07:31
Why do they have a poster of a guy drinking? What is that?
Delator
20-09-2005, 07:32
That logo of a dove pulling a tissue out of a box is just priceless.
Greedy Pig
20-09-2005, 07:38
It wouldn't bring peace still.
Passivocalia
20-09-2005, 07:39
Sorry, but masturbation has too much affiliation with personal desire triumphing over restraint.

Can't have a specific woman? Masturbate to her picture. You can possess her completely, if only in your mind.

Knowing from personal experience that masturbation only increases desire for the objectified person, I fail to see how it promotes peace. Take a fair sample of sex offenders and non-sex offenders, and we'll see which group masturbates more, on average.
Passivocalia
20-09-2005, 07:41
I missed the double negative!!
"Won't You Masturbate For Peace?" = "Will You Not Masturbate For Peace?"

How do I change my answer? ;)
Heil jo
20-09-2005, 07:50
Wtf
delator can i add the bush thing to my sig as well
Eichen
20-09-2005, 07:52
I just did...
Pure Metal
20-09-2005, 10:27
lmao genius :p

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/images/head_top.gif

^ that dove & kleenex logo is just brilliant, no? :D



Since masturbation is a political act, does this mean that I have a first amendment right to masturbate in public?
In theory, yes, but we don't recommend it.
Dirtyfeces
20-09-2005, 10:50
I didn't see any boobies :(
Sadwillowe
20-09-2005, 11:15
I don't think so...
Masturbation is a very special thing that is shared between a man and his... um, hmmm, well... uh, his...
Anyway, I don't think so!
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Fass
20-09-2005, 11:17
I'm confused by the negative in the question. If I answer yes, does that mean that I won't masturbate for peace? Because I would. I'd do a lot for peace.