The Nazz
20-09-2005, 06:10
Prophet Bobby Henderson, that is, voice of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (http://www.gelfmagazine.com/mt/archives/touched_by_his_noodly_appendage.html)
GM: When did you know you were the chosen Prophet for the great Flying Spaghetti Monster? Does He still speak to you?
BH: I had of course seen spaghetti several times throughout my life, but it wasn't until He revealed Himself to me and touched me with His Noodly Appendage that I knew I was Chosen. Does He still speak to me? If by that you mean "Do I hear voices in my head?" the answer is yes. Further evidence that He is near me abounds. I oftentimes find that I have made mistakes in my day-to-day activities. These, clearly, are the work of a mischievous Flying Spaghetti Monster, tampering with my work with His Noodly Appendage, purely for his own amusement.
GM: What does a normal day in the life of a Pastafarian entail?
BH: Believers of the FSM are normal people, living normal lives. Certain rituals must be followed, however, most of them having to do with pasta and/or pirates. Random acts of piratical expression are encouraged. Flipping off a stranger, for example, would not only be hilarious, but would also go a long way in pleasing Him, bringing you that much closer to FSM heaven, which, among other attractions, features a Beer Volcano.
GM: How do you feel about your growing number of followers? Do you think the newcomers are just jumping on the bandwagon or do you believe they are true Pastafarians?
BH: I think it's cool how much FSMism, or pastafarianism, has grown. I always wanted a cult. And these people, a lot of them, are incredibly smart. I have tons of emails from Ph.Ds. It is all very entertaining, but I do miss sleep.You can read the entire interview with the Prophet at the link above.
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
GM: When did you know you were the chosen Prophet for the great Flying Spaghetti Monster? Does He still speak to you?
BH: I had of course seen spaghetti several times throughout my life, but it wasn't until He revealed Himself to me and touched me with His Noodly Appendage that I knew I was Chosen. Does He still speak to me? If by that you mean "Do I hear voices in my head?" the answer is yes. Further evidence that He is near me abounds. I oftentimes find that I have made mistakes in my day-to-day activities. These, clearly, are the work of a mischievous Flying Spaghetti Monster, tampering with my work with His Noodly Appendage, purely for his own amusement.
GM: What does a normal day in the life of a Pastafarian entail?
BH: Believers of the FSM are normal people, living normal lives. Certain rituals must be followed, however, most of them having to do with pasta and/or pirates. Random acts of piratical expression are encouraged. Flipping off a stranger, for example, would not only be hilarious, but would also go a long way in pleasing Him, bringing you that much closer to FSM heaven, which, among other attractions, features a Beer Volcano.
GM: How do you feel about your growing number of followers? Do you think the newcomers are just jumping on the bandwagon or do you believe they are true Pastafarians?
BH: I think it's cool how much FSMism, or pastafarianism, has grown. I always wanted a cult. And these people, a lot of them, are incredibly smart. I have tons of emails from Ph.Ds. It is all very entertaining, but I do miss sleep.You can read the entire interview with the Prophet at the link above.
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?