And God said, "Megh."
Neo Kervoskia
20-09-2005, 03:07
Do you think God*actually cares about all of the debate and porn we talk about?
*For the sake of the argument, assume that I exist.
New Sans
20-09-2005, 03:14
Do you think God*actually cares about all of the debate and porn we talk about?
*For the sake of the argument, assume that I exist.
I bet we're it's favorite soap opera.
Do you think God*actually cares about all of the debate and porn we talk about?
*For the sake of the argument, assume that I exist.
Considering all the crap that goes on in the world...probably not.
Bjornoya
20-09-2005, 03:16
Do you really think God cares about you? (any individual)
Dirtyfeces
20-09-2005, 03:23
as long as we don't make a porno staring Jesus we should be alright
Neo Kervoskia
20-09-2005, 03:24
as long as we don't make a porno staring Jesus we should be alright
Oops.
Dobbsworld
20-09-2005, 03:25
My God would care, but is frankly too preoccupied for individual concerns. And even if my God had the time to spare, it'd most likely be all too brief, even with the attendant hands waving dismissively and a half-muttered, 'seek the answer within' barely escaping the lips. I mean, come on. There's an entire metaverse to be concerned with. The whole of SpaceTime. It's lucky to even get the chance to sit in the waiting room.
The West Falklands
20-09-2005, 03:28
God loves you and cares about everything you do, say, or think about. That's the way I see it.
"and if you look at a woman the wrong way, gauge your eyes out, so they might not cause you to sin..."
Case closed.
The Nazz
20-09-2005, 03:31
Man, I hope not. I'd like to think that if God exists, it's got something better to do than listen to our interminable shit. :D
Dirtyfeces
20-09-2005, 03:31
Oops.
DAMN YOU HEATHEN!!
Serapindal
20-09-2005, 03:31
I would think God would look at this forum.
Even God needs people to point and laugh at.
Kroisistan
20-09-2005, 03:35
I would vote the nonsense option... but I won't vote Melkor. It's Myrth, or nothing.
Well damnit since I'm here and can't vote just to vote I'll say my assumption is that any universal diety has WAY more important things to care about than the forumbased debates on his existence and the most proper way to worship him. And of course lovely debates on porn, abortion, socialism v. capitalism, and the omnipresent I hate/love the USA debates.
Hell most of the time *I* have more important things to do and care about. I expect no less from God. :D
Kroisistan
20-09-2005, 03:37
Oops.
Lemmie guess... 'Jesus does Jerusalem'?
:D :D
Callisdrun
20-09-2005, 03:45
We're god's light humor. If he/she is in the mood for something that's stupidly funny, he/she looks at the NS general forum.
The West Falklands
20-09-2005, 03:47
Seems like I'm the only person here who really cares if God cares.
Bjornoya
20-09-2005, 03:50
So, does God have a hierarchy? I should hope he would care more about certain people than others. If he's worried about me right now, he's being a bad leader.
Secluded Islands
20-09-2005, 03:50
Do you think God*actually cares about all of the debate and porn we talk about?
no...*looks around* yeah it doesnt...
I marklar that marklar marklars and marklars our marklars in a marklary marklarish manner from marklar to marklar on marklars. But only with extreme CAUTION.
Neo Kervoskia
20-09-2005, 04:00
I marklar that marklar marklars and marklars our marklars in a marklary marklarish manner from marklar to marklar on marklars. But only with extreme CAUTION.
Hmm, that may be a possible sig.
Pencil 17
20-09-2005, 04:04
God shouldn't care.
She/he/it/they should be worrying about bigger things than petty conversations in the NS forums.
Hmm, that may be a possible sig.
It's a gift.
Those Damn Commies
20-09-2005, 05:09
No.
IF god indeed exist (I'm an atheist personally) then he knows exactly what will happen, and therefore is already bored of it.
Dirtyfeces
20-09-2005, 05:43
No.
IF god indeed exist (I'm an atheist personally) then he knows exactly what will happen, and therefore is already bored of it.
well if god is not a human being than how he is capable of human feelings like boredom?
Santa Barbara
20-09-2005, 05:46
well if god is not a human being than how he is capable of human feelings like boredom?
Or for that matter, human gender qualities like being a "he." Does he have a penis?
Dirtyfeces
20-09-2005, 10:47
Or for that matter, human gender qualities like being a "he." Does he have a penis?
god is a hermaphrodite. he/she told me so!
I said yes, of course God cares
Pure Metal
20-09-2005, 12:37
what if god was one of us?
just a poster like one of us?
doodeedoodododo
but jesusporn, eh? well now we know what jebus did with all those fish :eek: :eek:
Hinterlutschistan
20-09-2005, 12:50
what if god was one of us?
just a poster like one of us?
doodeedoodododo
but jesusporn, eh? well now we know what jebus did with all those fish :eek: :eek:
I dunno what disgusts me more, your comment or the picture it created in my head...:)
I V Stalin
20-09-2005, 13:31
For those debating Jesus porn, a friend of mine came up with the following titles for a porn trilogy. Apologies to anyone offended.
The Crucifuxion
The Reserection
The Acockalypse
Pure Metal
20-09-2005, 13:52
I dunno what disgusts me more, your comment or the picture it created in my head...:)
mwuhahaha :D
(blame satan ;))
Legless Pirates
20-09-2005, 13:55
Do you think God*actually cares about all of the debate and porn we talk about?
*For the sake of the argument, assume that I exist.
You don't care about talking about porn.
Hmm.
Cares... hard to say. I think He may be overjoyed that we're all using Her gift of Free Will and everything, but to say that It actually cares about what is being said... not sure.
Maybe They just treat this forum as a way to relax after a hard day's work or something.