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Most of us hope to "go out" in a particular way. Whether it be quick and painless or in our sleep or with a bang.

But, in your opinion, what is the absolute worst, or most embarrassing way to die.

For me it would have to be slowly being nibbled to death by hampsters.

eaten by a shark. its my worst fear and i spend about 2 months out of the year surfing...

burried alive

Boiled alive.

quietly

Brain hemorrhage while trying to force out a huge turd.

I have heard that ALS sucks. Also MS is not pretty.

AIDS is a poor way to go also.

teh explodings c0kkzors +111!!111 1 pwn 4|| joos

(I just felt like putting something n00bish and if you didn't understand what I said I said the exploding cock,you know it would suck)

The worst way to die is to be murdered. It would put your family in unamginable anguish (if they're like mine), not to mention how incredibly shitty it would be for you.

Drowning or buried alive.

Bubonic Plague!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S COMEING BACK :( :eek: :eek:

Either being burned to death or fed into a wood chipper.

Having myself ground down on sandpaper. Or having barbed wire shoved down my throat.

A) Die in a vegetative state
B) Choke on a piece of letteuce/cucumber
C)Killed by a falling television/ Refridgerator

Being licked to death by dehydrated goats.

Choking to death on your own vomit.

I'd much rather have a glorious death, than die from a) a fever(Alexander the Great), b) a nosebleed(Attilla the Hun), c) suicide (not that I plan on it).
I would much rather be torn to pieces by lions in front of a crowd of Romans, than die the aforementioned deaths.
I would much rather die a martyr, than die a worldly man from a worldly disease.

Choking to death on your own vomit.
just like Bon Scott ;)

Being viciously eaten by half-starved Guinea Pigs, while being slowly roasted over an open fire in a solid metal box.

Severing your penis with an edger and bleeding to death.

Stomach cavity cut open and filled with fireant egs that are about ready to hatch, stomach than sown up so ants eat you from the inside out. That or spider eggs placed with in ones sinus cavity. Or having ones blood replaced with sulphiric acid, or being flayed alive and having all of the above done to you.

Impaled on a vertical pole through organs that wouldn't immediately cause death, but would cause it soon enough, like the stomach...

Dying of septicaemia from an injury accidentally self-inflicted to the genitalia during some perverse method of self-gratification and left to go untreated and gangreneous due to embarrassment.

Getting devirginated by a horse.

Ebola (that would SUCK), or drowning. Although drowning is a far better death than being captured and tortured ALIVE for long amounts of time until you finally die of bloodloss/starvation/dehydration/violence/lack of will to live.

I would rather not die on a battlefield. If possible I would rather die of old age, staying in front of a fireplace and surrounded by my grandchildren. Then again maybe not surrounded by my grandchildren...I would not wan't to give them grief. I would rather not want my death to be unknown.

Ebola (that would SUCK), or drowning. Although drowning is a far better death than being captured and tortured ALIVE for long amounts of time until you finally die of bloodloss/starvation/dehydration/violence/lack of will to live.

How about drowning during your born-again baptism. Jesus loves you.

the worst way is to never die. living forever, imagine how horrible that would be!

Reverse Diahharea.

Eating the finest foods, sleeping with the most beautful women and living a paradise....

Only to find out, you were wanking off in a mosque in Taliban Afghanistan. XD

Do you really want to know? Believe me you don't want to know, but you just had to ask so here it is.

Death by having sex with an horse.

It really did happen to a Seattle man in July of 2005. Here are links...
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002384648_farm16m.html

My list so far...
1.Death by having sex with an horse
2.Dead on the toilet

I think that those are the worse ways to die or at least the most embarrassing ways to die. Am I right?

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~

How about drowning during your born-again baptism. Jesus loves you.

lol nice....

Dying because of a sickness, being mutogenecly tested, and having a wood burner cut of your pinis, hands, or and toes.

(A wood burner cut a ! looking thing into my skin, It realy is a !, exept bigger)

Of course the dead are happy... no taxes, no menopause, no Santa clause, no dead in unjust wars. No children killed by napalm shells, no morbid fears nor unknown smells, eyes hidden from the light, breathe your last breath as you prepare to lose the fight... s'alright.

We be the dead tonight, empty eyes with no sight, blanket fog, diffuses light, the unseen blow, at first so slight, unnoticed in the fight or flight, so slight, but I be dead tonight...tonight I sleep, I slow my breath, am I dreaming, or is this a little death?

To sleep; perchance to dream, the waking nightmare the unheard scream, the tortured twisted wreck, with hollow eyes and broken neck, arms raised to fight, yet I awake screaming in the darkness of the night...sshhh, s'alright.

Again to sleep I fall, not hardly remembering at all, the terrors of the night, the screams, the howls, the dogs which bite, who stalk the hours, of dark and light...Sshhh, s’alright.

The dead are happy, are you so sure, maybe you recognise the lump, prostrate upon the floor, wailing pitilessly; love don't live here any more. No more loving, freedoms or sunny ease, just misery death and disease... oppression, suppression, misdirection and lies, in my head I’m screaming, and the fat lady cries.

Freedom dies, bloody and broken, lies told, without being spoken, people dying miles away, crosshairs at the end of a gun, killed by boys not knowing what they've become. Killers in the night, with enhanced unearthly sight, armour piercing depleted uranium rounds, costing the taxpayer millions of pounds, horror and terror, cacophony of sounds, the casual explosions all around. Surprisingly, my dreams have sound.

I see and I hear, I experience fear, I’d rather be alive, glock and load if you want to survive, but you’ll wither and die inside...inside the 1000 yard stare, you watch the world pass, you no longer care, you see thru faces, as if they’re not there...

Of course they’re not, its a prelude to a dream, awake or asleep you'll still want to scream, the dead and the dying, are smiling at last, the pain and the suffering and all that has passed...its over, its over at last, past passed away.

Are the dead happy? I just do not know, where I’m going there’s a deep red glow…Hades, into Dante’s hell, brimstone and sulphur, the piercing smell, cordite, fuses alight, fizzing and popping, death visits tonight…pray its not stopping…

And all you can hear is the clock tick tocking…passing the time… which stops when you start looking. Seconds extend, stretching on forever, the march of time, stops for not man nor weather…it keeps on ticking forever and ever in a logical linear span, and are individuals puppets in a plan?

Inside my dead are screaming, as I lay dreaming in my bed, I hear the bodies screaming, the wailing living dead. it all goes on in silence, deep inside my head. Are they really happy, all I know is that they’re dead.

billy fivetoze; coventry england.

Having my testicles individually smashed with a sledghammer. I'd die of shock.

Any death caused by some type of disease that includes long amounts of horrible suffering is definitely the worst. Can you imagine having cancer or something?

I heard it somewhere, when I was doing a report for Crime & Law class. Drowning in a septic tank(you will instinctively try to inhale when drowning).

by blunt spoon.
listening to politicians
knowing the vaccine is "almost" ready
having a heart attack as you're winning the lottery
having an empty shell case hammered into your skull.
quietly in my sleep...as my passengers scream.... :sniper: :mp5:

Buried alive.

I have to put in another vote for buried alive, especially if done so in a place with sufficient air and plenty of running water.

You keep drinking the water, but eventually your body consumes all the fat in your body to keep running, then consumes your muscles. After your muscles are consumed, the body cannabalizes any available neutrients from your soft organs, kidneys, liver, pancreas, etc... until all these organs are withered and nonfunctioning. Last of all, to save the brain, the body attempts to pull any available neutrients from the heart and lungs... until the heart fails.

Long, slow, and excruciating. That's the worst death imaginable.

Being beaten to death by a sloth.

to be raped and then murderd some how

old age

it scares the crap outa me....

Death by Vogon poetry.....

changing a light bulb. Imagine the jokes. "Hey, Bob, how many John Smiths does it take to change a light bulb." "I don't know how many" "Just one but he died doing it."

I just got home from church so you know I gotta say the worst way to die is without God.....

but to answer the actual question you asked.....

I'm really short, so I have to use a step stool to get into the cabinets in my kitchen, I have the recurring vision/dream of me slipping off the step stool and hitting my head on the counter top and bleeding to death in the floor of my kitchen slowly over the weekend because nobody bothers to check on me.
disturbing isn't it.

Being tortured to death by fanatics after watching the rest of my friends and family suffer the same fate.

Actually, I think out of all the possible ways to die, the worst I have come to know about was written by Tom Clancy in Without Remorse where the main character had tortured this guy by repeatedly compressing and decompressing him in a hyperbaric chamber. The guy lived through the experience, but died a week later in the hospital because of a stroke caused by a piece of bone marrow that had gotten lodged in one of the blood vessels in his brain.

Buried alive-again. Or rather, being put in a coffin which is buried when your not dead then having to slowly suffocate in there.

Being tossed in a giant microwave. That and getting very slowly crushed to death. :eek:

Worst way to die:

Mummified in barbed wire, nailed to a giant cross, set on fire, and pushed out of a C-17 at 15,000 feet.

Dying of thirst...

I would say Ebola virus, burned alive, microwaved, buried alive, decompression, being slowly squished and seppuku are all equally unpleasant.