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funny signatures you have seen

New Fenniq
19-09-2005, 18:59
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funny signatures
funny quotes
funny comments
Utracia
19-09-2005, 19:03
Just think of Family Guy and come up with your favorite episodes.
Democras
19-09-2005, 19:17
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Liasia
19-09-2005, 19:19
Willy. hehehe
Galloism
19-09-2005, 19:20
Everywhere but here (which for some reason won't let me use it in my signature), I use:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/SeizeTheMoment.jpg
Fass
19-09-2005, 19:23
Everywhere but here (which for some reason won't let me use it in my signature), I use:

That reason being that pic sigs are fucking annoying, not to mention take up too much space and bandwidth.
Upper Botswavia
19-09-2005, 19:24
I kind of like the Abraham Lincoln quote "Whatever you are, be a good one!"
Bonferoni
19-09-2005, 19:25
That reason being that pic sigs are fucking annoying, not to mention take up too much space and bandwidth.

aye-though the pic is quite amusing...way too much space is taken by it
Santa Barbara
19-09-2005, 19:28
Well it's not funny, but I like it. Nother by Lincoln.

"Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose - and you allow him to make war at pleasure."
Liasia
19-09-2005, 19:30
bum.
poo.
front bottoms.

Nostalgia, gotta love it.
Morgallis
19-09-2005, 19:34
What about Winston Churchill's long running feud with Lady Astor?
LA: Winston, if you were my husband I'd put posion in your coffee.
WC: If you were my wife, I'd drink it!
OR
LA: Winston, you're drunk!
WC: True, but you, madam, are ugly. In the morining I shall be sober, you shall still be ugly!
Sonaj
19-09-2005, 19:54
The benchmark of humerous quotes: The Simpsons!

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

And of course:

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Carnivorous Lickers
19-09-2005, 21:14
I always thought my sig,though true, was still funny.
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 21:26
Facists don't think "hmmm this mixture of socialism, capitalism combined with an authoritarian system intregues me," they think "I hate niggers. Who'll help me?"

hehehehehe :D
Call to power
19-09-2005, 21:54
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)
This is Rabbit. Copy Rabbit to your signature and help Rabbit to world dominance!

I expect everyone to have that in all there sigs tomorrow
Uberfluxer
19-09-2005, 21:57
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Haha, I love that one.
Swabians
19-09-2005, 22:00
'Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.'-Mark Twain
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 23:49
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)
This is Rabbit. Copy Rabbit to your signature and help Rabbit to world dominance!

I expect everyone to have that in all there sigs tomorrow
lol i like rabbit... would put him in my sig but i'm up against the line limit as it is :(
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 23:53
I don't see any sigs
Homieville
20-09-2005, 00:19
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:JbNgCQjDHrcJ:www.faculty.english.ttu.edu/mcfadden/signature.jpg
Katganistan
20-09-2005, 00:41
I don't believe in signatures. ;)
Kisogo
20-09-2005, 00:45
On all the cool interweb zones I visit I use

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6849/faz9jb.png

It's not really funny, but that's how life is sometimes.
Democras
21-09-2005, 05:04
"When you are having trouble getting others to believe in what you say, just attach the name of someone famous at the end."
- Amadeus Wolfgang Mozart
Rotovia-
21-09-2005, 05:47
Mine. Though Kat's sig scares me a little, mostly in the pants...
Xenophobialand
21-09-2005, 05:54
Everywhere but here (which for some reason won't let me use it in my signature), I use:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/SeizeTheMoment.jpg

Why carpe diem when you can carpe jugulum? That's one of my motto's. My other is "Look down the road." *wonders if anyone will get the reference*

Anyway, I think my sig is pretty good.
New Fenniq
27-09-2005, 20:35
lead me to the rock that is higher than I. its not funny, but its insightful
Nietzsche Heretics
27-09-2005, 20:49
oh, is this the thrwoing around cheap wisdoms thread? cool, i wanna join.

no, i haven't failed. i just found 100 ways that don't work. (now, whoever is the quickest to find who said that gets a cookie).

i once used this as email sig
The WYN starcluster
28-09-2005, 13:33
I forget which nations' sig this was in:
"Give a man a fire & he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire & he'll be warm for life."

I also rather enjoy:
"Pray to God; but, keep rowing away from the rocks!"
Sick Nightmares
28-09-2005, 14:02
oh, is this the thrwoing around cheap wisdoms thread? cool, i wanna join.

no, i haven't failed. i just found 100 ways that don't work. (now, whoever is the quickest to find who said that gets a cookie).

i once used this as email sig
Thomas Edison :D
Harlesburg
29-09-2005, 11:18
In a World gone mad only the craziest are insane.
Laerod
29-09-2005, 11:26
It's better to have loved and lost than to be robbed, beaten, and left for dead in a muddy ditch. :D
Persons Who Are Living
29-09-2005, 11:29
Why carpe diem when you can carpe jugulum?

Or, better yet, carpe pudendum.
Leonstein
29-09-2005, 11:38
Ooooh, Latin!

Nunc est Bibendum
Persons Who Are Living
29-09-2005, 11:47
"Now, I've done a bit of Latin in my time, but I can control it. Never let it get out of hand. You know, two or three translations a week--never more! With friends, casual. Sometimes you just go to parties... you're upstairs in the room with the coats, and everyone's speaking Latin." - Eddie Izzard
PersonalHappiness
29-09-2005, 14:14
Nunc est Bibendum



:D :D
HC Eredivisie
29-09-2005, 14:28
Ooooh, Latin!

Nunc est Bibendum
Best Latin phrase ever :D
Allthenamesarereserved
29-09-2005, 16:38
Not a sig, but it's what I want on my gravestone.
Obesa Cantavit - the fat lady has sung. :p
could someone tell me how Nunc is pronounced? is it nunk?
Nietzsche Heretics
29-09-2005, 16:42
Thomas Edison

i herewith award the nietzscherian quote cookie to Sick Nightmares. congrats :


oh, and allthenames.. as long a sthe fat lady sings the opera's not ended yet :D (i oughta stop doing german insiders, but you know..can't resist temptation when she really wants you..)
Allthenamesarereserved
29-09-2005, 17:00
i herewith award the nietzscherian quote cookie to Sick Nightmares. congrats :


oh, and allthenames.. as long a sthe fat lady sings the opera's not ended yet :D (i oughta stop doing german insiders, but you know..can't resist temptation when she really wants you..)
lol.... well, yeah, exactly. It ain't over till the fat lady sings, and then on your gravestone, put 'the fat lady has sung.' I think it's pretty funny. I also want to play Queen's "another one bites the dust' at my funeral, too.
Mooseica
29-09-2005, 17:07
Originally posted by Xenophobialand
Why carpe diem when you can carpe jugulum? That's one of my motto's. My other is "Look down the road." *wonders if anyone will get the reference*

I believe I'm right in saying that Carpe Jugulum is from the Terry Pratchett book of the same name, and the look down the road one is also Pratchett isn't it? Can't remember which one.

As for all the Latin stuff - morituri nolumus mori is clearly the best.

Incidentally what does that nunc est bibendum one mean?
Allthenamesarereserved
29-09-2005, 17:15
I believe I'm right in saying that Carpe Jugulum is from the Terry Pratchett book of the same name, and the look down the road one is also Pratchett isn't it? Can't remember which one.

As for all the Latin stuff - morituri nolumus mori is clearly the best.

Incidentally what does that nunc est bibendum one mean?
Now is the time to drink.
Mooseica
29-09-2005, 17:19
Sweet
The Tribes Of Longton
29-09-2005, 17:31
Put memberships to clubs that don't really exist in your sig. Hours of fun to be had there.

Oh that, or a variation on the bunny theme. I went for Zombie Bunneh - the fountain of wisdom and rotten bunneh flesh.
MFUSR
29-09-2005, 18:25
98% of teens have tried pot. If you're part of the 2% who hasn't, post this in your signature.

I find that funny.
Kreitzmoorland
29-09-2005, 18:34
I find that funny.I think you're the only one on the planet that does, then.

I like Kervoskia's sig.
MFUSR
29-09-2005, 18:37
I think you're the only one on the planet that does, then.

I'm the only person on the planet who thinks bullshit is funny? Woah.
Kahanistan
29-09-2005, 19:19
"If You Think Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, You're Doing It Wrong!"
Quintine
29-09-2005, 19:32
I forget exactly how it went, but it was like this:

This post may contain traces peanuts or nut byproducts. Read with caution

Ok... maybe it's not THAT funny, but when i read it i laughed for like 10 mins then I put it on my door at rez.
Lion-Wolf Handlers
29-09-2005, 19:36
98% of teens have tried pot. If you're part of the 2% who hasn't, post this in your signature.

I find that funny.

I don't really find it as funny as most, because it's generally spelled wrong ('hav,' 'duz', 'ur,' 'hasnt,' etc.), so I put a variant of it in my Deviantart signature:

"98% of teens does or has tried smoking pot. I'm one of the 2% that hasn't, but I prefer to type like I haven't, just to prove it."

Also "I may not know where you live, but I know damn sure you're not getting into my buddy list." makes me chuckle.