Define stupid
What is your favorite example of stupidity?
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 01:38
Kicking yourself in the head
*pays respect to Weeman*
Electing an actor as governor or president, and then bemoaning the fact that they lie. Actors are professional liars, by the way. It's what they do. For a living, like.
Secluded Islands
19-09-2005, 01:39
acting like wrestlers and jumping off the roof onto a table...breaking things...like bones...
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 01:39
*pays respect to Weeman*
woo!! :p
pretty much everything they do in Jackass or Dirty Sanchez counts as stupid :P
(when did you hit 17,000 posts? :eek: )
The South Islands
19-09-2005, 01:40
Eating 5 day old chinese at 3:30 in the morning.
going up to a car, trying several times to get your key into the lock... then realizing it's not your car.
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 01:40
woo!! :p
(when did you hit 17,000 posts? :eek: )
An hour ago or so.
Maybe that's stupid as well......*shrugs* Ah well. As long as I have fun
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 01:41
stapling your foreskin to a moving conveyor belt... thats pretty stupid :eek:
Planners
19-09-2005, 01:41
Buying a whole loaf of bread for oneself. Two days before its best before. I realized later why it was a dollar off. :(
Secluded Islands
19-09-2005, 01:42
going up to a car, trying several times to get your key into the lock... then realizing it's not your car.
yeah thats never happened to me...
:headbang:
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 01:42
An hour ago or so.
Maybe that's stupid as well......*shrugs* Ah well. As long as I have fun
thats not stupid! its kinda nuts, and also cool - depending on how you look at it... but not stupid :p
kudos are in order i think :)
Nobody's mentioned voting for Bush yet...odd.
Stupid is when someone (not me, thankfully) tries to drink the contents of an alcohol burner.
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 01:44
Opening a full fridge which had been broken for months
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 01:45
going up to a car, trying several times to get your key into the lock... then realizing it's not your car.
i've done that with my house before :p
(more than once)
and ok i was drunk or stoned at the time(s), but not too much to realise i really should be able to discern the difference between my house and the neighbour's :P
Passing out by having your head trapped inside a plastic bag.
Eutrusca
19-09-2005, 01:46
What is your favorite example of stupidity?
Blaming GWB for Katrina! :(
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 01:47
Drinking two bottles of Scotch
Drinking two bottles of Scotch
At once or over a period of time?
i've done that with my house before :p
(more than once)
and ok i was drunk or stoned at the time(s), but not too much to realise i really should be able to discern the difference between my house and the neighbour's :Pive done that walked rite into my neighbors house when hes hard at it in the living room with his wife...believe it or no they see the funnyside when the relise how stoned i was
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 01:50
getting out of bed at night to piss and thinking the chest of drawers is the toilet :headbang:
(that was horrible)
or stabbing yourself in the arm with a scalpel in biology class :(
edit:
ive done that walked rite into my neighbors house when hes hard at it in the living room with his wife...believe it or no they see the funnyside when the relise how stoned i was
lol classic :p :p
Using a key to open an elevator door (I've done it once, out of sheer confusion).
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 01:50
At once or over a period of time?
In an hour or so. Ouch. I haven't regained my love for the stuff yet
CthulhuFhtagn
19-09-2005, 01:51
This thread.
Running head first into a sliding glass door.
Drinking two bottles of Scotch
YOUR A PIRATE DRINK RUM LIKE ME YOU FOOL (GAAAR!)
YOUR A PIRATE DRINK RUM LIKE ME YOU FOOL (GAAAR!)
Me wants me grog, whore!
Myzcopia
19-09-2005, 01:52
Trying to open your front door by showing it your bus pass... :rolleyes:
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 01:53
In an hour or so. Ouch. I haven't regained my love for the stuff yet
:eek:
i drank one bottle in about 20 minutes once and i still can't stand the stuff... and that was about 3 years ago :p
yeah i think two bottles qualifies as stupid ;)
ooh ok, how about pouring apple juice down the grills on top of the TV because "it looked thirsty"? (i was about 6 at the time :D)
Running head first into a sliding glass door.
You too?
serving gespatchio soup hot
Nobody's mentioned voting for Bush yet...odd.
Stupid is when someone (not me, thankfully) tries to drink the contents of an alcohol burner.
hmm, there was some odd salt(it wasn't table salt or anything, it was like SoAg or seomthing) that we made in chemistry, and there was three people who tried to eat it. they got sick fast, heheh.
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 01:56
Stealing a roadsign all by yourself and then deny it was you after you've been caught redhanded.
Falling asleep on the leather couch with a bottle of milk in my hand
Secluded Islands
19-09-2005, 01:56
spending the day on NS instead of studying...
coming on to a pretty girl at a pub while not noticing that her sargeant squadie boyfreind wants his seat back
Joining the wrestling team, putting on the spandex, forgetting there is an audience, and thinking about my latest crush.
:eek:
Coming on here stoned.
PS: im stoned. :O
Svalbardania
19-09-2005, 02:11
Joining the wrestling team, putting on the spandex, forgetting there is an audience, and thinking about my latest crush.
:eek:
that musta been painful too, wrestling with that...
http://www.darwinawards.com/ now these people are stupid
driving a car, then remembering you gave your bag with all your stuff like purse and all to a frine dof yours and being totally worried that the keys must be in there as well and therefore keep telling the folks riding in the back seat "oh my god X still's got my bag so i won't be able to loc the car!!"
yeah. and i can't even use being drunk or stoned as an excuse.
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 02:14
"What's that bartender's name?"
"Which one?"
"Simon"
:rolleyes:
I think that this (http://www.familyguyfiles.com/episodes/showfull.php?image=4ACX09_20.png) sums it up nicely.
Gooberfeind
19-09-2005, 02:25
Stupid is coming up with something really stupid and funny then forgetting it three posts later. It.. was.. good! You gotta beleive me!
I remember it now! Drinking unlabeled chemicals in the science lab for ten bucks. At least hold out for twenty, stupid.
Pure Metal
19-09-2005, 02:26
I think that this (http://www.familyguyfiles.com/episodes/showfull.php?image=4ACX09_20.png) sums it up nicely.
*claps*
Englandlland
19-09-2005, 02:35
What is your favorite example of stupidity?
My favorite example of stupidity is a grown man (played by my uncle) informing his son (after his son had thrown something that had hit my uncle in a rather unmentionable area), "Don't! That really hurt. You hit my- you hit my peepee." His son, by the way, is not very young. Just to embarrass him, I then later informed him, "Don't worry, uncle, your peepee is safe with me."
Mistress 9
19-09-2005, 02:38
stupidity= Extreme intellectual dullness
Those are some very intelligent words....makes me want to do this :headbang:
The WYN starcluster
19-09-2005, 02:40
Define stupid.
How about this?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444920
:eek:
Englandlland
19-09-2005, 02:41
stupidity= Extreme intellectual dullness
Those are some very intelligent words....makes me want to do this :headbang:
If it's intillectuall dullness that means stupid, then I think George Bush would take the cake.
Englandlland
19-09-2005, 02:44
Either him or Bubbles.
Englandlland
19-09-2005, 02:46
Or maybe Margaret Thatcher...
Englandlland
19-09-2005, 02:47
No, on second thought, I pick Bubbles.
Englandlland
19-09-2005, 02:48
And Margret Thatcher- melded into one disgusting combination.
Englandlland
19-09-2005, 02:51
And we'll throw Bush into the mix too, just to make the most mutated creature in the history of time. That should amuse the Democrats.
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 02:52
And we'll throw Bush into the mix too, just to make the most mutated creature in the history of time. That should amuse the Democrats.
Are you quite done all by yourself? :p
Englandlland
19-09-2005, 02:53
Yes, thanks. I was begining to think that I was talking to myself. Happens alot, though...