NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm somewhat bored at the moment because in NY everyone is currently out looking for food. The problem here, is that I can't go in search of my food until everyone else has gone home, or else I might touch one of them and catch AIDS of the face, and so I am temporarily imprisoned in the Library.
To make matter worse, the rest of the topics here are boring, because none of them are about me, and so I decided to start one of my own.
Without further ado:
What was the latest movie that you've watched and was it any good?

For myself, it was The Corpse Bride. Went to see it because I have always had a special place in my heart for necrophilia, and it was pretty good. It was a Burton movie, though, so there were a couple of songs that sounded like the sort of horrid forced monstrostity a 4th grader high on gluesticks would write for his school play and a few moments where there was the sort of forced zaniness that children and the extremely stupid find amusing.

So, anyway, shutting up now.

I just saw 8 Mile on my University movie network.

For a gansta rapper, Eminem isn't a half bad actor.

Of course, I'm better...

It was a Burton movie, though.
Burton scares me o_o

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children. BIEN 1, Square 0.

I'm somewhat bored at the moment because in NY everyone is currently out looking for food. The problem here, is that I can't go in search of my food until everyone else has gone home, or else I might touch one of them and catch AIDS of the face, and so I am temporarily imprisoned in the Library.
To make matter worse, the rest of the topics here are boring, because none of them are about me, and so I decided to start one of my own.
Without further ado:
What was the latest movie that you've watched and was it any good?

For myself, it was The Corpse Bride. Went to see it because I have always had a special place in my heart for necrophilia, and it was pretty good. It was a Burton movie, though, so there were a couple of songs that sounded like the sort of horrid forced monstrostity a 4th grader high on gluesticks would write for his school play and a few moments where there was the sort of forced zaniness that children and the extremely stupid find amusing.

So, anyway, shutting up now.

The Devils Rejects.

Christ it was awful.

Yesterday afternoon, Red Eye

Today, Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail...

Transporter 2. Not bad, but not too good either. Pleasantly mediocre, I would say.

The 40 year-old virgin was hilarious. End of story.

FFVII: Advent children...
Hmmm. The movie is about 1'30", which is an hour too long. There's a lot of jibba-jabber by scene-chewing, leather-clad prettyboys. The plot is retarded garbage, and the only redeeming quality is that it builds up anticipation for the arrival of certain familiar characters. The last half-hour is nonstop action scenes, and they are fucking killer. I had to watch it again, in slo-mo, just to soak in all the glorious details. Better than a Jesus-juice enema. But the fights, while certainly rousing, lack impact. I guess they aren't so eager to kill off a character if the model cost them a fortune to design.

You don't need to know the story of Final Fantasy VII to watch the movie. Actually, having beaten the game is probably a hinderance; watching them blow millions, rendering emo drama queens instead of showing more of characters that were actually in the game, will drive a man crazy.