NationStates Jolt Archive


Your last post

Neo Kervoskia
17-09-2005, 22:40
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?
CthulhuFhtagn
17-09-2005, 22:42
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?
If I said what my last post would be, it would end up being my last post. :p
Argesia
17-09-2005, 22:48
Neo Kervoskia, what is your last post :) ?
Neo Kervoskia
17-09-2005, 22:51
Neo Kervoskia, what is your last post :) ?
See you next wendesday. ;)
MuhOre
17-09-2005, 22:52
Neo Kervoskia, what is your last post :) ?

Isn't the post he made, the last post?

Wait this is my last post! MY NATION IS GONNA BE DETED~!~!~!~!!!!~!!1111
DHomme
17-09-2005, 22:53
Oh I've wasted my life
The blessed Chris
17-09-2005, 22:54
Mine would probably be the entire works of shakespeare, every bloody sonnet, poem and play, all in one post, or insulting posters who narked me.
Vetalia
17-09-2005, 22:55
3,600 posts and not one damn Poster Award...what the hell is that? You couldn't even make one up for me!?
Pschycotic Pschycos
17-09-2005, 22:55
Ohhh, the ususal 'UN Sucks and can kiss my'...whoa!! I'm gonna be deleted if I keep going! yeah, a lot of that.
Ifreann
17-09-2005, 22:56
see you all in 3 hours
*amazed no else said this*
Tannenmille
17-09-2005, 22:56
Mine would be nothing but goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, etc. all over the place, as well as attempts to embed those things that play "I'M LOOKIJNG AT GAY PORN" really loudly.


Note: That's the only condition that I would do such a thing, I'm not going to do something like that if a moderator warns me or anything because that's just stupid.
CthulhuFhtagn
17-09-2005, 22:58
see you all in 3 hours
*amazed no else said this*
The OP used the word 'in', not 'for'.
MuhOre
17-09-2005, 23:04
The OP used the word 'in', not 'for'.

PWND!

Unless of course he knows something else we don't.
The South Islands
17-09-2005, 23:16
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?

I would say, " Kervoskia, I love you. Will you have forum sex with me in our last 3 hours?"

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
The Psyker
17-09-2005, 23:19
What do you mean your taking it a way? You can't do that I need my NS fix! I can't go cold turkey I'll go crazy! What no! Stay away with that jacket! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FMP
17-09-2005, 23:19
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish!
Ifreann
17-09-2005, 23:19
The OP used the word 'in', not 'for'.

crap.then id say

JESUS CHIRST,HOLY MAGOLY!THE WORLD IS FUCKED THE WORLD IS FUCKED!
over and over and over.....
Spooty
17-09-2005, 23:19
some sort of curse word, i dunno f*ck or crap are looking quite good, maybe ballsacs, or a combo F*cking crapping ballsacs!!!
Lord-General Drache
18-09-2005, 00:00
If I said what my last post would be, it would end up being my last post. :p

lol, what he said.

I think that General would devolve into a massive, digital Apocalypse, spam/flame fest.
Ifreann
18-09-2005, 00:11
actually letting everyone on general run free for 3 hours would surely destroy the forum
JuNii
18-09-2005, 00:17
REPOST! FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!


(and at the last 30 seconds)

FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL, THERE IS NO MOD CONSPIRACY... IF THERE WAS, THEN MAY GOD STRIKE THESE FORUMS DOWN!!
Ifreann
18-09-2005, 00:23
REPOST! FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!


(and at the last 30 seconds)

FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL, THERE IS NO MOD CONSPIRACY... IF THERE WAS, THEN MAY GOD STRIKE THESE FORUMS DOWN!!

nice last words
The Czardaian envoy
18-09-2005, 00:25
ROFLMAO!

Mine would probably explain the truth which I've discovered in my time on NS. You know, the truth about [violet], Max, [dredd], Salusa, Myrth, Euro, the mods.... ;)
Neo Kervoskia
18-09-2005, 00:27
ROFLMAO!

Mine would probably explain the truth which I've discovered in my time on NS. You know, the truth about [violet], Max, [dredd], Salusa, Myrth, Euro, the mods.... ;)
Maybe you should elborate? *wink wink*
English Humour
18-09-2005, 00:28
My last post would be a rambling expose on my inner thoughts and my inner ear, a worthless rant that no one will care to read and no one will care, a poetic non-poem, a short short story, an apology to the people who I offended and an orgy to all the perverts, a love story and a tradegy, and last but not at all least, I would say "Oh How I Wasted My Life."
Eutrusca
18-09-2005, 00:29
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?
*&)(*@#$_)(*@%)&@#$_*_)^* @_)^*_@(*_)*(_)

and furthermore ...

)(*^(&*@#$)(*@%$)(*&@#$)(*@$^%)(*&#@$%)(*@#$ !!!!!!!!!
Gartref
18-09-2005, 00:30
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?


Bush Sucks.
Jibea
18-09-2005, 00:31
ROFLMAO!

Mine would probably explain the truth which I've discovered in my time on NS. You know, the truth about [violet], Max, [dredd], Salusa, Myrth, Euro, the mods.... ;)

How about the truth about Jibea, no one knows what that is, or his whole mission...

Anyway, I'd be the biggest grammar nazi critizing other's last posts. I can quit anything cold turkey, even air, see I will stop breathing...
.
.
... (an L)

Or I would make more Jibean smilies, on that Czardas, the big one was a clown.

/ a\
l . .l
l-- l
l__ l
WW

I'll call him Bob
The WYN starcluster
18-09-2005, 00:32
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?
Nekkid wimmin!
The Kredeck Probes
18-09-2005, 00:32
I don't know any of you.
Vetalia
18-09-2005, 00:36
Behold (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/ambush3a.jpg)

This is what I'm going to be doing in 3 hours.
Sdaeriji
18-09-2005, 00:38
I heart boobs.

i <3 aerou
The Abomination
18-09-2005, 00:45
"I wish I'd got to know the lot of you better.

It'd make the jobs of my future secret policemen much easier."

This would be followed of course by a list of everyone I considered a subversive or a traitor to the species, each matched with their punishment.

And of course, a massive picture of a chocolate cake for everyone I liked. ;)
Kreitzmoorland
18-09-2005, 00:47
I Heart Atoms
I V Stalin
18-09-2005, 01:06
"Anyone recommend any other good forums?"
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-09-2005, 01:14
I would reveal the super-secret ending to my National Motto, the true secret of life, which is "S . . ." and that is as far as anyone would get in reading it before the forums died because the fucking universe is a jerk and desires for me to carry the secret meaning of life to my grave.
DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!
Dishonorable Scum
18-09-2005, 03:29
Wonder how I'm going to waste my time now? :p
Super-power
18-09-2005, 03:56
In before the lock! :D
Tecatlipoca
18-09-2005, 03:57
I'd probably spend two hours and fifty-five minutes making one massive composition of a post. Then right as I hit enter the computer would die, or I'd have a terminal heart attack, or lightning would strike thirty miles away, causing a chain reaction which would end up with a fly turning the power off. I gots me lots a luck; it's just all stagnant and gone rancid.
Elephantum
18-09-2005, 04:02
I would start typing my last post on no topic in particular, and then the impact of what was happening would hit me, and I would slip into a coma. Permanently.
The Plutonian Empire
18-09-2005, 04:49
My last post?

Probably this:
Now I'll never find a mate! :(

My life is ruined!!!

*weeps uncontrollably*
Utracia
18-09-2005, 05:25
Sleeping sounds really good right about now...
Aldranin
18-09-2005, 05:30
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?

Bye?
New Foxxinnia
18-09-2005, 05:34
If you like me you'll know how to find me.

Yeah.
Aldranin
18-09-2005, 05:36
3,600 posts and not one damn Poster Award...what the hell is that? You couldn't even make one up for me!?

You didn't even get a nomination as most skillfull/honorable/respected poster?

If not, I'm sorry.
Bjornoya
18-09-2005, 05:43
Last posts are for fools who have not said enough.
Laerod
18-09-2005, 05:45
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?Meh.
New Granada
18-09-2005, 05:47
Things I wouldnt say unless the forum was closing in three hours ;)
Findecano Calaelen
18-09-2005, 06:06
the forbidden pictures
Keruvalia
18-09-2005, 06:08
I'd just send a message with a link to an mpg of me enjoying a hamburger.

Fifteen minutes of non-stop Keruvalia hamburger eating action.

... and that would be it.
Findecano Calaelen
18-09-2005, 06:10
I'd just send a message with a link to an mpg of me enjoying a hamburger.

Fifteen minutes of non-stop Keruvalia hamburger eating action.

... and that would be it.
You tease post the link now
New Foxxinnia
18-09-2005, 06:20
3,600 posts and not one damn Poster Award...what the hell is that? You couldn't even make one up for me!?I went through a few pages of your posts, and I have to say you don't deserve one. And postcount doesn't equal quality, hack.
Sick Dreams
18-09-2005, 06:44
I would tell everyone who I really am, and blow some socks off! :cool:
Colodia
18-09-2005, 06:47
             ( ゚∀゚ ) I GET THE LAST LAUGH!
             ⊂  つ
             (つ ノ
              (ノ
     \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (´⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (´     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (´⌒;:    ::⌒`) :; )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─





...

Or something along those lines.
Soviet Haaregrad
18-09-2005, 06:51
The femse and goatse pictures, oh and tubgirl too. :D
Keruvalia
18-09-2005, 06:53
I would tell everyone who I really am, and blow some socks off! :cool:

We already know you're President Elect 2008 Al Gore .... just fess up now.
Sick Dreams
18-09-2005, 07:09
We already know you're President Elect 2008 Al Gore .... just fess up now.
/hey, who told you I was gonna run again? I mean, no I'm not.
Super American VX Man
18-09-2005, 07:19
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish!

Whoah...that was the first thing that popped into my head.
Keruvalia
18-09-2005, 16:23
I GET THE LAST LAUGH!
            

He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Neo Kervoskia
18-09-2005, 16:29
             ( ゚∀゚ ) I GET THE LAST LAUGH!
             ⊂  つ
             (つ ノ
              (ノ
     \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (´⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (´     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (´⌒;:    ::⌒`) :; )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─





...

Or something along those lines.
That's beautiful, man, if I had emotions I would sniffle.
Super-power
18-09-2005, 16:33
That's beautiful, man, if I had emotions I would sniffle.
*hands Kervoskia some emotions*
Mt-Tau
18-09-2005, 16:34
Well, I can assure you that it will have nothing to do with midgets and porn.
Neo Kervoskia
18-09-2005, 16:38
*hands Kervoskia some emotions*
They burn!
Super-power
18-09-2005, 16:46
Well, I can assure you that it will have nothing to do with midgets and porn.
You mean nothing to do with this (http://www.bash.org/?166952)?
Rammsteinburg
18-09-2005, 16:53
My last post would be:

I've wasted my life.
Cruel tyrany
18-09-2005, 17:05
My last post would say:


Crap!!!! No more people can live in my tyranic nation!!!!!!!!! What a terrible thing to happen! I want to run a corrupt government!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid people who can't afford to keep the website up! :mp5:



:mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
The Armed Republic Of Cruel Tyrany's Last Day

yep, that's what it would say

:mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
The Armed Republic Of Cruel Tyrany
New Genoa
18-09-2005, 17:11
I hate you all.
Neo Kervoskia
18-09-2005, 17:12
I hate you all.
Tell us something we don't know.
Super-power
18-09-2005, 17:13
I hate you all.
Ahahah you're one post away from you 6,900th! Do it!!!!
Melonious Ones
18-09-2005, 17:18
Behold (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/ambush3a.jpg)

This is what I'm going to be doing in 3 hours.

That is my psych book!
JuNii
18-09-2005, 17:33
*looks at the poll*
*looks at when the Poll will close*
meh, got lots of time.


But I think I would be :(
Potaria
18-09-2005, 17:39
I'd spam porn all over the place.
Melonious Ones
18-09-2005, 17:42
I'd spam porn all over the place.

Oooh...what kinda porn?
Potaria
18-09-2005, 17:52
Oooh...what kinda porn?

It involves midgets.
Melonious Ones
18-09-2005, 17:56
It involves midgets.

Can they partake in BDSM?
Potaria
18-09-2005, 17:57
Can they partake in BDSM?

Do they ever partake in anything else?

:p
HowTheDeadLive
18-09-2005, 17:57
Let's say the game and the forum will be shutdown in three hours. What would your last post say?

"Gandhi was handy"
Sel Appa
18-09-2005, 17:59
Oh the humanity!