NationStates Jolt Archive


Is Pat Robertson the dumbest man alive?

The Nazz
16-09-2005, 16:56
We'v already heard from the nuttiest of the wingnut preachers on the notion that Katrina was God's wrath being visited on all the homos in New Orleans (although he apparently wasn't so pissed at the ones in Wilton Manors, FL, the gayest city in the country). Fred Phelps wasn't even the first one to go there--some other idiot was racing with the abortion folks (who claimed a color radar image of the storm looked like a fetus) to give God the credit for destruction.

So I guess Pat had to up the stakes a bit--it's not just teh gay that God's trying to wipe out. It's teh gay hosting an awards show (http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/05/robertson-blames-hurricane-on-choice-of-ellen-deneres-to-host-emmys/) that really pisses the Lord off.
Hollywood – Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”

Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

“This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”....

“God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda,” Robertson declared. “But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.”
I was no fan of Ellen, but damn, the show wasn't that bad.
Jeruselem
16-09-2005, 16:58
Watch out Fred Phelps, Pat wants your crown!
Drunk commies deleted
16-09-2005, 17:01
He's not the dumbest person alive. The people who take him seriously as a theologian and a news man are probably quite a bit dumber.
Skyfork
16-09-2005, 17:01
One good thing about the NO fiasco: preachy people from the south can no longer lord sending aid to NYC over us and as far as I'm concerned, we're even. Just a few more southern states to go and everything'll be good.
Talbania
16-09-2005, 17:02
That paints a pretty terrifying picture of the Christian God - that He would wipe out a whole city just because of a few homosexuals. Thank goodness most religious people aren't nutcases. :)
Shingogogol
16-09-2005, 17:03
Remember Sodom?



Yeah, GBush & Co claimed he has WMD,
and his chicken "opposition" went right along with him.


Guess we took care of the sole citizen of the city Iraq.
Drunk commies deleted
16-09-2005, 17:03
That paints a pretty terrifying picture of the Christian God - that He would wipe out a whole city just because of a few homosexuals. Thank goodness most religious people aren't nutcases. :)
Remember Sodom?
Anarchic Christians
16-09-2005, 17:04
Remember Sodom?

The one God agreed to save if Lot(?) could find one good man in?
The Nazz
16-09-2005, 17:06
You're kidding, right?
I think he's punning you. :p
Drunk commies deleted
16-09-2005, 17:08
Yeah, GBush & Co claimed he has WMD,
and his chicken "opposition" went right along with him.


Guess we took care of the sole citizen of the city Iraq.
You're kidding, right?
Drunk commies deleted
16-09-2005, 17:09
The one God agreed to save if Lot(?) could find one good man in?
I thought the angel was supposed to find one good man, he found Lot, the only guy who didn't want to bugger him, and god nuked the city anyway. Later Lot got drunk and banged his two daughters.
Marxism-Lenninism
16-09-2005, 17:10
funny that america is suffering from the actions of religious extremism yet sees no problem with people like this guy, i wonder why that is....
Drunk commies deleted
16-09-2005, 17:14
Is it just me or are the posts in this thread in the wrong order?
Myrcia
16-09-2005, 17:15
I thought the angel was supposed to find one good man, he found Lot, the only guy who didn't want to bugger him, and god nuked the city anyway. Later Lot got drunk and banged his two daughters.

That's not exactly how it happened. And Lot wasn't the good man. He lived near the city, not in it. Lot didn't even know that he impregnated his daughters. They did it to him.
Myrmidonisia
16-09-2005, 17:15
We'v already heard from the nuttiest of the wingnut preachers on the notion that Katrina was God's wrath being visited on all the homos in New Orleans (although he apparently wasn't so pissed at the ones in Wilton Manors, FL, the gayest city in the country). Fred Phelps wasn't even the first one to go there--some other idiot was racing with the abortion folks (who claimed a color radar image of the storm looked like a fetus) to give God the credit for destruction.

So I guess Pat had to up the stakes a bit--it's not just teh gay that God's trying to wipe out. It's teh gay hosting an awards show (http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/05/robertson-blames-hurricane-on-choice-of-ellen-deneres-to-host-emmys/) that really pisses the Lord off.

I was no fan of Ellen, but damn, the show wasn't that bad.
There are sure a lot of people that think they are obligated to speak for God, aren't there? I've always figured that if God had something to say, he wouldn't have to use Pat or Fred to make the point. Then again, maybe Moses was just as crazy...
Drunk commies deleted
16-09-2005, 17:15
funny that america is suffering from the actions of religious extremism yet sees no problem with people like this guy, i wonder why that is....
This guy just talks stupid shit. Osama sends people to do stupid shit.
Smunkeeville
16-09-2005, 17:18
probibly not the dumbest man alive but up there in the top five for sure.
he annoys me, not so much because he says really stupid things, but more that he thinks he is the voice of Christians. Being a Christian I have been lumped together with him way too many times to count and get more and more angry everytime he says something stupid.
Iztatepopotla
16-09-2005, 17:33
That's not exactly how it happened. And Lot wasn't the good man. He lived near the city, not in it. Lot didn't even know that he impregnated his daughters. They did it to him.
Agreed, he'd just rather the mob rape his daughters instead of the angel. And I don't think the daughters forced the wine down his throat.
The Nazz
16-09-2005, 20:18
There are sure a lot of people that think they are obligated to speak for God, aren't there? I've always figured that if God had something to say, he wouldn't have to use Pat or Fred to make the point. Then again, maybe Moses was just as crazy...
It's the best out in the world--guy says something stupid, blames it on God, and if you believe in God, you may not want to take the chance that the guy is full of shit.
Brians Test
16-09-2005, 20:54
We'v already heard from the nuttiest of the wingnut preachers on the notion that Katrina was God's wrath being visited on all the homos in New Orleans (although he apparently wasn't so pissed at the ones in Wilton Manors, FL, the gayest city in the country). Fred Phelps wasn't even the first one to go there--some other idiot was racing with the abortion folks (who claimed a color radar image of the storm looked like a fetus) to give God the credit for destruction.

So I guess Pat had to up the stakes a bit--it's not just teh gay that God's trying to wipe out. It's teh gay hosting an awards show (http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/05/robertson-blames-hurricane-on-choice-of-ellen-deneres-to-host-emmys/) that really pisses the Lord off.

I was no fan of Ellen, but damn, the show wasn't that bad.

I'm not disputing your analysis, but I'm wondering if you would also label the left-wing nuts who blame Katrina on global warming and the Bush administration.
The Nazz
16-09-2005, 20:58
I'm not disputing your analysis, but I'm wondering if you would also label the left-wing nuts who blame Katrina on global warming and the Bush administration.
Well, first of all, while the formation of Katrina had nothing to do with global warming, her strengthening certainly did, and second of all, no one blames the Bush administration for Katrina or the damage she caused, we only blame him for the shitty reaction. And we're not nuts. Happy?
General Mike
16-09-2005, 21:29
http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

I posted that link 5 times because I know someone's gonna somehow miss it.
Myrmidonisia
16-09-2005, 22:49
It's the best out in the world--guy says something stupid, blames it on God, and if you believe in God, you may not want to take the chance that the guy is full of shit.
I guess that answers your question about Pat being the dumbest human alive. He has followers.
Shinano
16-09-2005, 23:00
“God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda,” Robertson declared. “But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.”

This guy has a really messed up concept of deity. Actually, he probably just thinks that if he thinks something is true, then it surely must be God's will. Pat Robertson has become his own god.

On to the quote above. Does anyone else just find that a little mixed up? Either God will not tolerate such things in the least and smite the attendees of both with disasters (as most of your more radical Christians would have it), or He will ignore them so long as they fall outside His plans (let the world go its way...). It's like saying "No no no, God has already allowed one sinful program. That's the quota..."

In accordance with the rest, this man is a complete and utter fool. If God really was angered at the ceremony, you would see lightning and earthquakes and terrible happenings there, not in New Orleans.
Galloism
16-09-2005, 23:02
He doesn't even crack the top ten.

That's how screwed up our country is. There's alot more people more stupid than him.