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DPRK Hailed
Pyongyang, September 14 (KCNA) -- Figures of the Communist Party of Syria (Bagdash) and the Lebanese Communist Party issued statements on the occasion of the 57th birthday of the DPRK. Abdul Wahab Rashwani, member of the Political Bureau of the Syrian party, said in his statement on Sept. 4 that the DPRK, founded and developed by President Kim Il Sung, father of socialist Korea, has become a powerful fortress of anti-imperialist and anti-U.S. struggle and a symbol of victorious socialism under the wise leadership of Kim Jong Il who is winning brilliant victories with his ever-victorious Songun politics. The Communist Party of Syria (Bagdash) is convinced that under the leadership of the Workers' Party of Korea the Korean people will achieve the reunification of the country and build a great prosperous powerful socialist nation without fail, overcoming all difficulties and ordeals, the statement said, adding: The two parties will further strengthen support and solidarity with each other in the same front of the anti-imperialist, anti-U.S. struggle.

The representative of the Lebanese Communist Party in Syria, said in his statement on Sept. 5 that the achievements and experience gained by the DPRK shining with the august names of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il in socialist construction and anti-imperialist, anti-U.S. struggle serve as a textbook showing the road ahead of the progressive humankind and revolutionary parties the world over to follow. The Lebanese people fully support the just struggle waged by the friendly Workers' Party and the people of Korea under the wise leadership of Kim Jong Il, he stated.


Who comes up with this stuff? Forget The Onion this is where the real humor is.

I've lived my first years of life in such a world (incidentally, they included the year 1984).

When the people aren't starving to death, maybe I might consider Kim Jong il mildly intelligent.

As it stands right now the crazy hair having, obsessed with western pornography, actress abducting, tin-pot dictator that is known as Jong Il would not qualify for my definition of "brillant."

Gotta love Juche.

I forget when but I remember reading that Kim Jong-Il is the best golfer in the world. Holes in one are a common occurrence whenever he plays. He rarely loses a match.
Seriously, they were trying to show up Bush because there were pictures of Bush on the golf course that week.
You're right. DPRK News service is way better than the Onion. Especially when they get carried away by the moment and start calling Bush names. Hilarious.

I wonder what the average N. Korean person would think if he saw an ordinary US supermarket and had dinner in a run of the mill western restaurant.

I wonder what the average N. Korean person would think if he saw an ordinary US supermarket and had dinner in a run of the mill western restaurant.

They would cry. Than, they would ask how long the plate of food was supposed to last.

When the people aren't starving to death, maybe I might consider Kim Jong il mildly intelligent.

As it stands right now the crazy hair having, obsessed with western pornography, actress abducting, tin-pot dictator that is known as Jong Il would not qualify for my definition of "brillant."


Aww, but he's just so ronery.

w00t! More DRPK leetness... this'd better be a regular feature!

Aww, but he's just so ronery.
LOL! Ah, Team America...
Anyone remember that train explosion in N. Korea last year? I saw a clip from the Korean tv news, which just had some crazy woman in pink shouting about agricultural success. Now that was funny.

I was searching the DPRK site, and came upon this little gem: :D

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Kim Jong Il Gives On-the-Spot Guidance to Kwangpho Duck Farm
Pyongyang, September 14 (KCNA) -- Kim Jong Il, general secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission, gave on-the-spot guidance to the rebuilt Kwangpho Duck Farm. He was accompanied by Secretary Kim Ki Nam and Department Director Pak Nam Gi of the Central Committee of the WPK.
He was greeted at the duck farm by Hong Song Nam, chief secretary of the South Hamgyong Provincial Committee of the WPK, Kim Phung Gi, chairman of the South Hamgyong Provincial People's Committee, and others. Kim Jong Il was briefed on the history of the farm, looking round the monument to the on-the-spot instructions given by President Kim Il Sung.
Noting that the Kwangpho Duck Farm could turn into the nation's leading duck production centre under the benevolent care of the President, he stressed that the undying exploits of the President would always be remembered by the Korean people. Going round the hatching, duckling and duck breed houses, the processing shop and other places of the farm, he acquainted himself with the modernization and production on the farm. He was greatly pleased to see all the production processes put on a modern automation basis in Korean style and a high level of cultured practices in production and hygiene.
It is a great success that South Hamgyong Province has successfully completed the huge project for modernization on its own in a short span of time, he said, highly praising all the builders, scientists and technicians for having worked by the sweat of their brow with loyalty for the prosperity of the country and extended thanks to them. Pointing out that one more large stock-breeding base helpful to improving the standard of people's living has been updated thanks to the devoted struggle of Party members and other working people in the province, he said: This shining success is a striking demonstration of the might of the Korean people who have turned out as one to build a great prosperous powerful nation. And this, at the same time, clearly proves the justice and vitality of the WPK's policy on letting the important and urgent fields of the national economy effectively begin the technological reconstruction and modernization one after another.
After making the round of the farm, he set forth the tasks to be fulfilled by the farm. In order to put the production on a normal footing it is necessary, first of all, to satisfactorily solve the feed problem, he said, underscoring the need for the co-op farms responsible for the feed required by the duck farm to steadily increase the grain yield and for the farm to boost the production of water grass growing in the Lake Kwangpho. He called for thoroughly establishing a scientific system of breeding and management to increase the duck production.
He stressed the need to actively develop duck of good stock, which grow fast while consuming less feed, and widely introduce advanced technology instrumental in putting the breeding on a scientific basis to suit the physiological characteristics of duck. Kim Jong Il proposed tasks to be fulfilled to boost the production of quality processed duck and develop the Kwangpho Duck Farm into a large-scale centre for duck production.

Better than the Onion, indeed!

Ah good ole North Korea.
North Korea is a perfect example of my theory of "Democratic Naming Conventions." (Not the party, the gov't style.)
The theory is as follows: The higher the occurance of words like, Democratic, People, Republic, and their variations, the less democratic the nation.
Furthermore, the more democratic descriptors attached to the name, the more likely some people will actually fall for it.

Examples:
Democratic People's Republic of Korea == Not democratic
People's Republic of China == Not as bad as DPRK, but it's still got some work to do.
Federal Republic of Germany == Doing alright.
Great Britain == Monarchy aside, rather democratic.

It's a theory in progress.
For instance, the Republic of Iraq and Federal Republic of Germany have an equal number of democratic descriptors, yet Germany was clearly more democratic than Iraq during Saddam's reign.

w00t! More DRPK leetness... this'd better be a regular feature!

If you wish, I will make this a daily feature.

I hearby claim NS copyright on "The Daily Jong"

*stamps*
Copyright Granted

I've really got to get around to making some stamps for General.

Keep 'em coming. Hell, make some up and see if anyone can tell the difference.

f-ing North koreans. Hope they go to hell.