Happy Birthday to Me!
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 17:40
Today (yesterday actually, but who's counting) the Ruler of the Omniverse reaches his birthday!!!
Let there be rejoicing in the streets, and the noises of celebration in the hills and valleys! For you mortals this is a once-in-a... well, year event!!! ;)
Sdaeriji
14-09-2005, 17:41
Happy infinitieth birthday!
Drunk commies deleted
14-09-2005, 17:44
Happy Birthday. How old are you?
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 17:45
Happy infinitieth birthday!
Thank you.
I am actually turning 7347939458503945049300504030405930000053505005935095039500430638603850280968025982059485029850293059 280590940506984859388237766363655373899 of your years old, but it amounts to virtually the same thing, anyway.
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 17:46
Happy Birthday. How old are you?
In some realities, I'm turning 4.
In others, 16.
In others, approximately 2.78335 x 10^718.
...It all depends on your reality.
Secluded Islands
14-09-2005, 17:46
happy happy happy happy b-day (http://www.keyvan1.com/english/ecard/images_small/birthday_funny.jpg)
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 17:48
Uh.....thanks?
Maximus Barry
14-09-2005, 17:49
Happy Birthday
Drunk commies deleted
14-09-2005, 17:51
In some realities, I'm turning 4.
In others, 16.
In others, approximately 2.78335 x 10^718.
...It all depends on your reality.
Ah, 4. I remember that age well. Learning to shave, getting interested in girls, taking drunken road trips, all good times. Enjoy this part of your life.
Hemingsoft
14-09-2005, 17:54
Hbd
Stephistan
14-09-2005, 17:56
Happy Birthday Czardaian! :)
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 17:56
Ah, 4. I remember that age well. Learning to shave, getting interested in girls, taking drunken road trips, all good times. Enjoy this part of your life.You did that when you were 4?!
I was doing that at age 2! Seriously! Talk about starting late! ;)
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 17:58
Happy Birthday Czardaian! :)Thank you. Likewise to all other well-wishers.
(Just call me by my member name Czardas, or TCE if you'd prefer that.)
Euroslavia
14-09-2005, 17:59
Happy Birthday Czardas. Hope you have some fun-filled events planned. :)
Pure Metal
14-09-2005, 17:59
have a happy 7347939458503945049300504030405930000053505005935095039500430638603850280968025982059485029850293059 280590940506984859388237766363655373899th! :)
did the ruler of the universe recieve any cool things for his magnificent birthday? i posted you a small planet but i think it got lost in the post - its the little pink one with happy birthday spelled out by the millions of tiny green natives in formation crouching... took months to train them all... :)
happy birthday czardas! :fluffle: ( :p )
Happy birthday. It is the custom in my made-up culture for people having birthdays to give me gifts. *holds arms out expectantly*
Monotonous
14-09-2005, 18:05
Happy Birthday.
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:06
Happy Birthday Czardas. Hope you have some fun-filled events planned. :)
I did have a party yesterday actually, in which I got a really cool thing to blow up, terrorize, and rule -- a whole new, inhabited solar system. w00t! ;)
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:08
have a happy 7347939458503945049300504030405930000053505005935095039500430638603850280968025982059485029850293059 280590940506984859388237766363655373899th! :)
did the ruler of the universe recieve any cool things for his magnificent birthday? i posted you a small planet but i think it got lost in the post - its the little pink one with happy birthday spelled out by the millions of tiny green natives in formation crouching... took months to train them all... :)
That one was from you? Well thanks! I was wondering why it was postmarked "Third Terra, Sol System, Merath Sector"... I thought that planet was uninhabited. :)
I also got a new solar system (see above), a vast sinister spacecraft with my own personal throne, an all-new and better-working telescreen set, and an electric train. I can't stop playing with the thing. ;)
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:09
happy birthday czardas! :fluffle: ( :p )
Thanks! :fluffle: ( :p )
(If I've taken the smilie correctly...;))
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:12
Happy birthday. It is the custom in my made-up culture for people having birthdays to give me gifts. *holds arms out expectantly*
Here. Take this nice "present".
*The "present" is ticking inside. After a few moments, as Czardas runs away, it rings...*
I did have a party yesterday actually, in which I got a really cool thing to blow up, terrorize, and rule -- a whole new, inhabited solar system. w00t! ;)
oh, i got one of those last year. believe me, you try it once, then forget about it and it will just lie in a corner somewhere to collect dust...
Here. Take this nice "present".
*The "present" is ticking inside. After a few moments, as Czardas runs away, it rings...*
What use do I have for an alarm clock? I don't sleep...
*throws it away over his shoulder, and hears an "Ow!" in the background*
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:15
oh, i got one of those last year. believe me, you try it once, then forget about it and it will just lie in a corner somewhere to collect dust...
Oh really? It's kind of cool actually. You have to try to figure out how to control everyone's mind and manipulate reality. It looks like lots of fun. I haven't opened it yet, because I have school and other stuff, but seeing as I'm omniscient school doesn't actually take that long.
Cher sunbeam
14-09-2005, 18:16
cher as the esteemed leader of cher sunbeam wants to wish Ruler of the Omniverse a very happy and healthy birthday. prosperity for all!
cher
What use do I have for an alarm clock? I don't sleep...
*throws it away over his shoulder, and hears an "Ow!" in the background*
'ow' from a person who's just been hit over the head by an alarm clock or by a person who's just exploded? you should be clearer with that :p
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:17
What use do I have for an alarm clock? I don't sleep...
*throws it away over his shoulder, and hears an "Ow!" in the background*
I don't know. I just like giving useless presents to people. :p
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:20
cher as the esteemed leader of cher sunbeam wants to wish Ruler of the Omniverse a very happy and healthy birthday. prosperity for all!
cher
The Concordance returns Cher sunbeam's happy greetings and thanks cher for his/her statement.
~Czardas~
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:21
'ow' from a person who's just been hit over the head by an alarm clock or by a person who's just exploded? you should be clearer with that :p
Never ask Kanabia to be clear. He's physically incapable of it. :)
Never ask Kanabia to be clear. He's physically incapable of it. :)
Well, I am, actually. If you shine a really bright light next to my head, you can make out what's on the other side.
Today (yesterday actually, but who's counting) the Ruler of the Omniverse reaches his birthday!!!
Let there be rejoicing in the streets, and the noises of celebration in the hills and valleys! For you mortals this is a once-in-a... well, year event!!! ;)
Birthdays ROCK!
*throws chair at a window*
BRUAAAAAAAAGH!!!
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:28
Well, I am, actually. If you shine a really bright light next to my head, you can make out what's on the other side.
Yes, but just how many people are going to have this kind of light?
Yes, but just how many people are going to have this kind of light?
Steal some from studio sets.
The Czardaian envoy
14-09-2005, 18:32
Steal some from studio sets.
Good idea. Know any?
Melkor Unchained
14-09-2005, 18:45
Ummm.... given the size of our user base, posting celebratory threads on one's birthday is not a practice I'm thrilled about encouraging. Locked.