The world is doomed
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-09-2005, 01:39
Clicky (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61501)
This is one tidbit of information that the government didn't want to get out. I am risking everything by brining you this startling news. I can understand why they may not want to tell you that oblivion is at hand. But the truth is we all have the right to know. Even though we still have several years before the end of the world comes, I doubt that scientists will be able to do anything to prevent it's destruction. :(
And there are still so many things that I wanted to do, like genetically engineer my own catgirl :(
So if there was one thing you wish you could do before the end of the world comes, knowing that it's coming soon, what would that be?
Greater Valia
14-09-2005, 01:41
Star in a H-Manga.
The South Islands
14-09-2005, 01:42
:eek:
OMG!!!111!!!!1
Teh RUN!
Mesatecala
14-09-2005, 01:42
nice attempt at sarcasm.. I'm perhaps one of the most cyncial posters here...
Gotta love the tabloids.. I remember one from that same source saying that jesus was coming back on September 4th.. uh.. it is September 13th.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-09-2005, 01:42
Star in a H-Manga.
Good answer :D
Super-power
14-09-2005, 01:43
And there are still so many things that I wanted to do, like genetically engineer my own catgirl :(
Bah, Coordinators are genetically supeiror.
In any case ahhh the world is ending or so says the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS :rolleyes:
"spewed from a black hole", eh? That's not something that happens every day...
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-09-2005, 01:45
nice attempt at sarcasm.. I'm perhaps one of the most cyncial posters here...
Gotta love the tabloids.. I remember one from that same source saying that jesus was coming back on September 4th.. uh.. it is September 13th.
He did come back, we went paintballing that day, had a few drinks, ate Taco Bell, then he went home.
Greater Valia
14-09-2005, 01:48
"spewed from a black hole", eh? That's not something that happens every day...
That means its serious business.
He did come back, we went paintballing that day, had a few drinks, ate Taco Bell, then he went home.
Ya, he's fun. But a sore loser! (and a good shoo...OWWWW!)
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-09-2005, 01:48
Bah, Coordinators are genetically supeiror.
Lies http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-09-2005, 01:50
Ya, he's fun. But a sore loser! (and a good shoo...OWWWW!)
He's not much of a sore loser when daddy is nearby though
Greater Valia
14-09-2005, 01:51
He's not much of a sore loser when daddy is nearby though
Tell me, with the whole holy trinity thing; does JC have some kind of odd multiple personality disorder?
Desperate Measures
14-09-2005, 01:57
Tell me, with the whole holy trinity thing; does JC have some kind of odd multiple personality disorder?
He's just very into himself.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-09-2005, 01:58
Tell me, with the whole holy trinity thing; does JC have some kind of odd multiple personality disorder?
The holy trinity doesn't exist, they're all separate beings. I play poker with God and Jesus all the time while the holy spirit watches the door.
He's not much of a sore loser when daddy is nearby though
His dad sent me to hell for a week after I beat Jesus at pool, so it's not much better.
[NS]Canada City
14-09-2005, 02:02
He did come back, we went paintballing that day, had a few drinks, ate Taco Bell, then he went home.
Did he drive the Escalade with his dad?
[NS]Canada City
14-09-2005, 02:03
His dad sent me to hell for a week after I beat Jesus at pool, so it's not much better.
He sent you to San Francisco?
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-09-2005, 02:04
Canada City']Did he drive the Escalade with his dad?
No the Buick Century without daddy
Canada City']He sent you to San Francisco?
Haha, nice. Jesus told me that he'd come back...sometime. That'll be so cool!!But anyways, WE'RE ALL DOOMED!GOD SAVE US!!!Pfft. That's a lie.
Canada City']He sent you to San Francisco?
No, he sent me to Camden. I got shot sixteen times before Jesus finally bailed me out and took me to San Francisco.