Tv adds you would like to never see again
Antikythera
13-09-2005, 23:45
what are some TV add s you would like to see banned?
Andaluciae
13-09-2005, 23:47
Those infernal jamster ringtone commercials.
The Cash for life lottery. It's completely pointless, and the colours are going to give me a siezure, I swear.
But ones tha should be put more on is the All-Bran commericlal.
showing my age greatly, but that old Tab commercial, I wish it would go into reruns. Hey, why don't more commercials go into reruns?
Ashmoria
13-09-2005, 23:54
i could do without those "snickers--the candy of retarded rednecks" ad where the hunters try pelting the deer with snickers instead of shooting them.
Antikythera
13-09-2005, 23:56
i could do without those "snickers--the candy of retarded rednecks" ad where the hunters try pelting the deer with snickers instead of shooting them.
i have yet to see those, but they sound awful
Super-power
13-09-2005, 23:57
Those damn scent story things!
Non-violent Adults
13-09-2005, 23:57
I could do without car dealership ads. I don't like being yelled at.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
14-09-2005, 00:03
I'd like to see whoever made those "Funny Jokes on Your Phone" (or whatever the hell they are advertising) slowly tortured over hot coals while being forced to listen to their own soul-crushing voices. I swear, a little part of me dies everytime I see those damned annoying smiley faces bouncing around that damned annoying text while that damned annoying voice says things in its damned annoying way.
Did I mention that the commercial is damned annoying? Of course the worst part is the awkward way it is put together, its like it was done by an amateur without even minimal experience in creating an advertisement or attracting people's attention.
Antikythera
14-09-2005, 00:06
lol, yah the ones i really hate are the adds for perscription drugs
Ashmoria
14-09-2005, 00:06
Those damn scent story things!
the weird thing is those products really EXIST! ive seen them in the store.
how ..... odd.... do you have to be to want to be told a story through air fresheners??
Baran-Duine
14-09-2005, 00:09
All of them.
Hey, I agree with Fass, not certain but this might be a first :D
Antikythera
14-09-2005, 00:10
the weird thing is those products really EXIST! ive seen them in the store.
how ..... odd.... do you have to be to want to be told a story through air fresheners??
i guess if your adiment about geting lung canser....... who knows tho
Neo Kervoskia
14-09-2005, 00:13
Tv adds you would like to never see again
Those ones for Enzyte and just about everything else.
Super-power
14-09-2005, 00:14
the weird thing is those products really EXIST! ive seen them in the store.
how ..... odd.... do you have to be to want to be told a story through air fresheners??
As odd as the women in those commericals
lol, yah the ones i really hate are the adds for perscription drugs
Take for mild cough,
May cause:
nausea, upset stomach, violent diarrhea, uneven tire ware, dry mouth, acne, sexual dysfunction, in-law visits, congestive heart failure, shoe size reduction, tongue inflammation, dependency, arthritis and a lower resell value on your home.
Super-power
14-09-2005, 00:22
Take for... in-law visits
Ahahahah ROFL
Antikythera
14-09-2005, 00:24
Take for mild cough,
May cause:
nausea, upset stomach, violent diarrhea, uneven tire ware, dry mouth, acne, sexual dysfunction, in-law visits, congestive heart failure, shoe size reduction, tongue inflammation, dependency, arthritis and a lower resell value on your home.
thats awsome....wow
Yeast infection commercials
thats awsome....wow
It’s not original or anything. I paraphrased it from a commedy routine by Jeff Foxworthy.
Antikythera
14-09-2005, 00:39
well its ok, its still funny as heck
Sick Dreams
14-09-2005, 00:40
Those dman smiling Bob commercials for erectile dysfunction. I swear to god, if I ever see that guy on the streets, I'll knock that smile off his face!
Those dman smiling Bob commercials for erectile dysfunction. I swear to god, if I ever see that guy on the streets, I'll knock that smile off his face!
I just realized that there is a guy out there who has to live with the fact that he is the Enzyte Bob. :eek:
M3rcenaries
14-09-2005, 00:50
hmmm i hate those TXT FOR JOKES, THEYR HILARIOUS then in the bottom it says 18 and older only. also most bankrupcy commercials and quiznos commercials piss me off.
Tarlachia
14-09-2005, 00:53
Those damn Ditech.com commericals, with the fat geezer always "losing another one to ditech.com"...
GRRR...wish I had one of those classic Nintendo Duck Hunt pistols...just so I could shoot that guy.
Chicken pi
14-09-2005, 01:12
Yeast infection commercials
And sanitary pad adverts, too. Just when you're eating your dinner you get a sob story about how somebody's weak bladder stopped them living their life to the full, a problem they have now solved with the aid of Nap-ee sanitary pads.
Targitia
14-09-2005, 07:45
I hate those commercials for herpes medication. They make having an STD look like so much fun. I swear, I almost want to get herpes or syphillis so I too can go mountain climbing, skydiving, whitewater rafting, win the lottery, leap tall buildings in a single bound, etc.
The one commercial I hate more than anything though, is that AllState commercial where the lady is in the parking garage and discovers her car's been stolen. Then that Denzel Washington-wannabe loser has the nerve to stand next to her, babbling on about car insurance for what seems like eternity. I watch that and I think, you prick, why didn't you try to prevent this lady's car from being stolen in the first place? Instead of prattling on about AllState, why didn't you chase the car burglar away or at least call the police? That stupid jerk. I hope somebody steals him and then the only witness to the crime is standing there talking about...how much fun STDs are!
Pantylvania
14-09-2005, 09:09
worst
the Jack-in-the-Box commercials where they show the leader of Jack-in-the-Box going about his life with a giant antenna ball covering his entire head. He forces his kid to wear one too.
best
Cal Worthington and his dog Spot
The Downmarching Void
14-09-2005, 18:22
Those stupid "Ranch Tooth" commercials for whatever idiot fgast-food franchise is it is. ARGH! Its SO stupid!
I actually like Prescription Drugs ads, because I like to do my own voiceover of the side-effects list, somewhat like Foxworthy's skit:
"May cause nausea, vomitiong, exploding eyeballs, and the need for anal bypass surgery. In some cases, a questioning of ones own existence and the urge to run through the streets naked and screaming "Oh my God, its burning!" may manifest. Other side effects may include chronic nose-picking, dilated pupils, the mistaken belief you have the ability to fly, chronic flatulence, the desire to throw manure at Mormons and persistent smell of fried onions leaking from your pores.
If these or any other side effects occour, find a shotgun immediately and place it in mouth. Drug Manufacturer not responsible for what happens when you pull the trigger."
Of course I say this all at a pace of about 300 words per minute.
Hemingsoft
14-09-2005, 18:25
lol, yah the ones i really hate are the adds for perscription drugs
You mean the ones where they're like, "And XXXXX will stop your constipation immediately."
Then later:
"But has a good chance to cause nosebleeds, appendicitis, heart problems, genital swelling, ... etc."
The Plutonian Empire
14-09-2005, 19:11
Those damn food commercials where guys ditch hot women and go after food instead.
grrr. :mad:
Bonferoni
14-09-2005, 19:39
The ATT tech college...or college of america commercials....you could get a degree in...management, tv/vcr repair....just shoot me now
QuentinTarantino
14-09-2005, 20:27
Have you had an accident in the last 6 months?
Mesatecala
14-09-2005, 20:35
The ATT tech college...or college of america commercials....you could get a degree in...management, tv/vcr repair....just shoot me now
I swear if I hear anymore college adverts I will scream.. sheesh I'm already in university.. if I could only block those out or something.
And a friend directed me to a site with some funny commercials from the 80s..
http://pocketcalculatorshow.com/crazyeddie/
I saw a show about Eddie Antar on CourtTV, and how he scammed millions.. but still his TV commercials are kinda ridiculous. Anybody old enough to remember these? I'm too young.
Anyof those shown at Christmas time with the polar bears drinking Coca-Cola and licking thier lips and smacking afterwards. Nothing against polar bears, but licking of lips and smacking are pet-peeves of mine.
Oh and the ones with the ultra annoying man ,in the siut with the question marks on it, selling a book to instruct people how to get tax breaks from the government. Might be a useful book, if anyone could sit through the commercial long enough to see how to order it.
i think this (http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html) ad should be played more.
as it happens that mans name is not barry scott.there is no barry scott,he's just an actor.
HowTheDeadLive
14-09-2005, 20:43
i think this (http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html) ad should be played more.
as it happens that mans name is not barry scott.there is no barry scott,he's just an actor.
God, Cillit Bang? Ugh.
Can i just add "Calm down dear, it's only a mouse"?
The Nazz
14-09-2005, 21:04
what are some TV add s you would like to see banned?
All of them.