'Funny' Random People
Have you noticed how some people seem to find saying completely random stuff is funny?
A good example is 'If you are reading this then Ringo Starr may be stealing your grandmother'. Am I alone in thinking this kind of 'humour' is just stupid?
Lankuria
13-09-2005, 20:58
Ahh, you'd better watch out, whenever you say something like that a ninja dies. :p
The Downmarching Void
13-09-2005, 21:01
Well, twelve boats lashed to a Stop sign have caused a glut in the Wasabi Pea market.
I AM one of those people. But I'm insane, so I have an excuse.
I'm going to have to put you down. Don't worry, it won't take long.
TDV: No. There is no excuse. That whole 'I'm insane' thing just makes me want to wring people's necks, and say:
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! THAT CRAP MERELY ANGERS THOSE OF US WHO HAVE HEARD TRULY FUNNY THINGS! Repeat after me: I am not funny. I am not funny. I am merely annoying. I must shoot myself NOW. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! Now get the hell out of my sight before I start using my 'punishment' policy!"
Verghastinsel
13-09-2005, 21:01
Pie.
A good example is 'If you are reading this then Ringo Starr may be stealing your grandmother'. Am I alone in thinking this kind of 'humour' is just stupid?
Yes. Yes, you are. Now go outside and respray your rabbits before they drink your petrol.
Caps-filled rant 2:
Jesus Christ! You may think it sounds original BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE 'jokes' SOUNDS THE SAME!
oh dare you not use the name of the lord in vain! :p
p.s. is it just me or does it really smell like anal retentive arund here?
p.p.s watch your language or that camel next to you will step o your foot
Secluded Islands
13-09-2005, 21:08
every time you masterbate god kills a kitten...
http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/7650/kitten8eb.jpg
Caps-filled rant 2:
Jesus Christ! You may think it sounds original BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE 'jokes' SOUNDS THE SAME!
not really,they're all entirely different.which is the point,they are totally random.so if your sense of humour doesnt allow you to appreciate a certain form of humour it doesnt mean it isnt funny.
ORANGES
(just imagine being hit in the head after each eclamation mark)
Ahem:
You! Are! Not! Funny! Get! That! Into! Your! Head! Nobody who has to resort to that physically can be funny!
Please note I am in no way claiming to be funny simply by calling others not funny. I just know somebody will say I am if I don't put this little disclaimer in here somewhere.
In addition to the last disclaimer I now state that am not claiming to be funny.
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 21:14
Caps-filled rant 2:
Jesus Christ! You may think it sounds original BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE 'jokes' SOUNDS THE SAME!
Yeah, but every single time somebody comes up with something like this, it kind of makes you sound like a humourless prat. Don't get me wrong, and try not to take that the wrong way -- I'm not one of the randomists and I very rarely enjoy that kind of response in a thread, unless it's several people all going in one conversation, in which case I may join in. In fact, I think Gartref is the only user who has consistenly amused me with the absolute WTF-ness of his responses. However, when you get on spouting off that they're not funny and they're not original, it really just paints a poor image of you.
I'd say just continue to ignore them.
Kleptonis
13-09-2005, 21:15
*sigh*
Some people just can't appreciate a good non sequitur.
honey, it's oh so bad to be damn killed in your own thread.
very bad.
and so very amusing.
so either please keep on making a fool out of yourself in order to keep us entertained, or tuck in your head+tail and leave/shut up.
you are alone, my dear.
realizing?
(just imagine being hit in the head after each eclamation mark)
Ahem:
You! Are! Not! Funny! Get! That! Into! Your! Head! Nobody who has to resort to that physically can be funny!
Please note I am in no way claiming to be funny simply by calling others not funny. I just know somebody will say I am if I don't put this little disclaimer in here somewhere.
if im not funny then why do people laugh when i run down streets screaming like a maniac/psycho killer and waving my arms in the air?or when i scream out 'did you ever rape someone?!'(a la tommy tiernan{or declan moffit})?
Flipzakistan
13-09-2005, 21:16
my my my for the love of pie
honey, it's oh so bad to be damn killed in your own thread.
very bad.
and so very amusing.
so either please keep on making a fool out of yourself in order to keep us entertained, or tuck in your head+tail and leave/shut up.
you are alone, my dear.
realizing?
:rolleyes:
Yes. Nobody else thinks that screaming a couple of nonconnected words in a stupid tone of voice/post isn't funny.
what?
hmm my teacher always said my english were rather good, but i don't get what you're saying. sure of your grammar? :confused:
CthulhuFhtagn
13-09-2005, 21:22
every time you masterbate god kills a kitten...
http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/7650/kitten8eb.jpg
http://senocular.com/pub/images/humor/think-of-the-domokun.jpg
what?
hmm my teacher always said my english were rather good, but i don't get what you're saying. sure of your grammar? :confused:
unlike so many other languages,grammer means nothing in english to those who speak it,only to those who learn it.
Usage of 'hmm', 'were rather good' and a sentence fragment at the start. Tut-tut, that's not too good.
Keruvalia
13-09-2005, 21:24
Strangely random thread for someone who doesn't like randomness.
What's so random? This was brought on by a signature I spotted.
CthulhuFhtagn
13-09-2005, 21:25
Usage of 'hmm', 'were rather good' and a sentence fragment at the start. Tut-tut, that's not too godo.
bolding mine
That's not particularly good, either.
Note that 'godo' was a typo, I changed it before you pointed that out to me.
Have you noticed how some people seem to find saying completely random stuff is funny?
A good example is 'If you are reading this then Ringo Starr may be stealing your grandmother'. Am I alone in thinking this kind of 'humour' is just stupid?
I actually nearly shot pepsi out of my nose when I read it. You may very well be alone on this, but then martian farts cause freedom fighters to flee.
The Penguin Union
13-09-2005, 21:33
The WE pittys people who think randomness isn't funny.
*wispers in mr. rogers voice to Ankhmet: "hello neigbor", then projectlie vomets in his ear* :p
CthulhuFhtagn
13-09-2005, 21:36
Oh, ha ha.
Hey, you asked for it. Complaining about pointless things make people do those pointless things.
Hey, you asked for it. Complaining about pointless things make people do those pointless things.
Actually...it was the Ringo Starr line that got me. I actually pictured him at my granmother's house trying to take her away while my Gram hit him with a newspaper.
"Oh, but c'mun, luv, It'll be a magical mystery tour..."
"Out you dirty hippy. And you weren't even really a beatle anyway"
ProMonkians
13-09-2005, 21:39
For me the fact that it angers you so much is what makes it funny.
:rolleyes:
Sorry dude...you stepped in it and you can't wipe it off your shoe.
I mean, I am in a band that bases many lyrics on re-construing random lyrics.
We once had a song about Johnny Depp's career as a pirate...make the ninjas walk the plank.
No, no no. It doesn't anger me at all. I just think it isn't funny.
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 21:44
Sorry dude...you stepped in it and you can't wipe it off your shoe.
I mean, I am in a band that bases many lyrics on re-construing random lyrics.
We once had a song about Johnny Depp's career as a pirate...make the ninjas walk the plank.
That's really the best course of action for ninjas anyway, when you think it over.
Simonist']That's really the best course of action for ninjas anyway, when you think it over.
if they did anything else rabbit would destroy them
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Simonist']That's really the best course of action for ninjas anyway, when you think it over.
It is the only way the pirates can win! At sea the ninjas are powerless.
Secluded Islands
13-09-2005, 22:00
http://senocular.com/pub/images/humor/think-of-the-domokun.jpg
haha, thats good...
Chicken pi
13-09-2005, 22:00
Have you noticed how some people seem to find saying completely random stuff is funny?
A good example is 'If you are reading this then Ringo Starr may be stealing your grandmother'. Am I alone in thinking this kind of 'humour' is just stupid?
Saying random stuff can be funny, but more often than not it isn't. Like any form of comedy, really. For every good standup comedian, there's ten annoying co-workers recited what they've memorised from The Bumper Book Of Jokes.
in soviet russia randomness hates you
Super-power
13-09-2005, 22:19
All those who believe in telekenesis, raise my hand.
Have you noticed how some people seem to find saying completely random stuff is funny?
A good example is 'If you are reading this then Ringo Starr may be stealing your grandmother'. Am I alone in thinking this kind of 'humour' is just stupid?
You sir are in the wrong place. I miss the days of true randomness.
*moment of silence for TIN*
And your steve the happy goblin link doesn't work (sounds random ;) )
All those who believe in telekenesis, raise my hand.
*raises your hand*
ph33r my |337 73|k1n3515 5k1||z
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 22:23
*raises your hand*
ph33r my |337 73|k1n3515 5k1||z
You just lost 4 points for making me read my way through that.
Yeah, Ankhmet...while I sometimes agree with that, complaining about it here on the bulletin boards was definitely an invitation for everyone to repeat it all back to you. At least I'll be courteous enough not to leave anything too tremendously random for you. But I think this :headbang: represents your choice of methods all too well...
*raises your hand*
ph33r my |337 73|k1n3515 5k1||z
*eats your hand*
ph33r my |337 3A71|\|G 5k1||z
*eats your hand*
ph33r my |337 3A71|\|G 5k1||z
0h n03z,my h4nd0rz111!!!!1
Simonist"]You just lost 4 points for making me read my way through that.
how many points do i have now?
Alablablania
13-09-2005, 22:39
broccoli
how many points do i have now?
2.3
Alablablania
13-09-2005, 22:45
cheese
MACARONI MACARONI!!!!!! I LOVE MACARONI!!!!!!! cookies.
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 22:46
0h n03z,my h4nd0rz111!!!!1
how many points do i have now?
-6. You got two to begin with, now you're so owing......
You wanna know what we do to debtors?
Random Kingdom
13-09-2005, 23:49
Let me see...
Theese threeead neeeeeds pooteeng een the fooorum named "Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam"*.
Translation: This should be in Spam, or split and this end placed in Spam.
*No reference to Spaam...
here's a llama
there's a llama
duck
Cruel tyrany
13-09-2005, 23:58
Cruel Tyrany!!!!
In heaven there is no beer,
thats why we drink it here,
and when were gone from here,
our friends will be drinkin' all the beer!
yay
:mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
The Armed Republic Of Cruel Tyrany
And your steve the happy goblin link doesn't work (sounds random ;) )
It wouldn't. It's been moved. And STHG isn't along the lines of 'all those with telekinesis, raise my hand now'.
Yeah, Ankhmet...while I sometimes agree with that, complaining about it here on the bulletin boards was definitely an invitation for everyone to repeat it all back to you. At least I'll be courteous enough not to leave anything too tremendously random for you. But I think this :headbang: represents your choice of methods all too well...
Meh. All this only makes me more entrenched in my belief that this crap will never, never never never never be funny.
I Still Like Oranges
14-09-2005, 12:21
not really,they're all entirely different.which is the point,they are totally random.so if your sense of humour doesnt allow you to appreciate a certain form of humour it doesnt mean it isnt funny.
ORANGES
you called?
I Still Like Oranges
14-09-2005, 12:29
oh wait, this is the point where i'm meant to put something random in, isn't it?
"the red salt cellar beat up my cat"
random enough?
Harlesburg
14-09-2005, 12:41
:confused: (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9636863&postcount=63)
Legless Pirates
14-09-2005, 12:42
Though I'm not a very big fan of randomness pour l'randomness, some well placed randomness can be quite funny
Harlesburg
14-09-2005, 12:54
Though I'm not a very big fan of randomness pour l'randomness, some well placed randomness can be quite funny
:confused:
Legless Pirates
14-09-2005, 12:55
:confused:
Awww. How cute. Harlesburg is discovering smileys
Harlesburg
14-09-2005, 13:11
Awww. How cute. Harlesburg is discovering smileys
I cant reply to that. :mad:
here's a llama
there's a llama
duck
Possibly one of the greatest pieces of Flash-crap ever.
Llama, llama, duck. Brilliant.
Though I'm not a very big fan of randomness pour l'randomness, some well placed randomness can be quite funny
you sir...are a harlot and a charlatan.