Blair vs. Bush-Hooligan Style
Cpt_Cody
13-09-2005, 05:04
200 british soccer fans armed with baseball bats, knifes, and broken bottles vs 200 american football fans armed with the same stuff.
Brits are lead by Tony Blair and Americans are led by Bush, both are wearing plate armour with warhammers and shields.
If either president dies his force of fans loses automatically.
Fighting arena is a soccer field with each force on opposite ends.
So, who wins? :D
THE LOST PLANET
13-09-2005, 05:06
With any luck they all die and the rest of us win.
Sane Outcasts
13-09-2005, 05:10
200 british soccer fans armed with baseball bats, knifes, and broken bottles vs 200 american football fans armed with the same stuff.
Brits are lead by Tony Blair and Americans are led by Bush, both are wearing plate armour with warhammers and shields.
If either president dies his force of fans loses automatically.
Fighting arena is a soccer field with each force on opposite ends.
So, who wins? :D
That's a tough one. But I'd say Americans, mostly because we'd probably cheat and smuggle in guns. ;)
Vegas-Rex
13-09-2005, 05:13
The Brits would probably team up with half the Americans to kill both leaders.
Anyway, shouldn't the Brits be rugby fans? Drunk ones?
Pepe Dominguez
13-09-2005, 05:22
Presumably, the soccer fans would have more experience in mass-confusion brawling, since fights don't really ever happen at U.S. football (or baseball or basketball, etc. except maybe hockey when it was less corporate-owned) games... so yeah, maybe "soccer hooligans" would make the difference, since we don't really have clearly-defined hooligans here.
Cpt_Cody
13-09-2005, 05:24
Assume that the 200 on each side will follow their Prez/PM's leadership, just to keep them from turning on each other :D
And no, all sides are sober ;)
Raventree
13-09-2005, 05:27
Everyone dies. Please.
Probably Americans, considering we are quite irrational and will rush like mad Zergs while the Brits are in the tent thinking up a brilliant strategy to defeat us.
Because we're insane like that and we don't think.
Then we'll probably end up killing Bush and replacing him with Blair because Blair sounds smarterer. :D
Ideally, everyone dies.
A Flintoff
13-09-2005, 05:36
The brits. Blair would hide so you couldn't get to him.
Copiosa Scotia
13-09-2005, 06:09
The British win. Brits are far more experienced when it comes to sport-related violence.
Supposedly Free People
13-09-2005, 06:15
British.... if you include Irishmen in there, that fight is over.
God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the world.
Pyrostan II
13-09-2005, 06:22
Can you accept the condition that these American fans are all from Detroit?
Can you accept the condition that these American fans are all from Detroit?
...It's an automatic win...
Then again, since all these fans have to be of the same city, lest they kill each other, it might as well be Detriot.
Cpt_Cody
13-09-2005, 18:54
Can you accept the condition that these American fans are all from Detroit?
Game's Over, Detroit fans for teh win! :D
Anarchic Christians
13-09-2005, 18:57
Game's Over, Detroit fans for teh win! :D
We counter with Leeds.
L33ds for t3h w33n!!1!
The Abomination
13-09-2005, 19:02
Well, if they're all of the same team, then the British hooligans are all Millwall fans.
The entire stadium, opposing fans and a thirty mile radius of the extinction level event is now nothing more than a poisoned crater. Its difficult to achieve with nothing more than big sticks and vomit, but if anyone can do it it'll be Millwall fans.
Brit hooligans PWN!
well the way i see it the Brits would kill Blair then go off and start loads of fires and bashing the skulls out of eachother, and the Americans would be just going "like wtf?" and then we'd get all bored of killing eachother and then kill the Yanks who'd still be "like wtf?" And stuff
Stephistan
13-09-2005, 19:13
With any luck they all die and the rest of us win.
Seconded.
HowTheDeadLive
13-09-2005, 19:19
Well, what probably would happen would be the British would chant "we're going to kick your farking heads in you cahnts" and the Americans would go "gee, we love your British accents, how quaint" and then discover they'd lost limbs. The Americans would pile in. There'd be more losses on the American side because they tend to be a bit more gung-ho, but they'd drive the British off the field of battle.
The Americans would then divide 50/50 between those who thought Bush was a wonderful leader for getting them involved in the debacle and applauding him with their severed limbs, and those who sat in the corner muttering about the government and making dark promises about what will happen in 2008. The British would hold an enquiry which found that Blair had lied to us all for the reasons to get involved and then say "ah well, may as well forget about it" and go home and watch "Eastenders".
Meanwhile the French would be - righfully - giggling.
Cpt_Cody
13-09-2005, 19:24
well the way i see it the Brits would kill Blair
Assume that the 200 on each side will follow their Prez/PM's leadership, just to keep them from turning on each other
:D
New Harumf
13-09-2005, 19:29
Eagle fans, on the Tuesday after an 8 game losing streak. Won't need clubs, bottles or chains. No other force on earth could stop them.
Bush wouldn't show, however, he'd be too busy doing something in Alabama.
Oh, and the French would be too busy trying to find someone to surrender to to have time to giggle. "Put your arms down, it's not nice!"
New Burmesia
13-09-2005, 19:32
I'm a Brit, so I hope and pray that the Americans win. ;)
Aylestone
13-09-2005, 19:36
We counter with Leeds!
And Aberdeen just after closing time on a Friday night.
Can you accept the condition that these American fans are all from Detroit?
Or Atlanta... I've heard bad things about that place, never been there though, its probably quite nice.
americans because blair would have to go give bush his 2:00 bj
Lunatic Goofballs
13-09-2005, 22:25
200 british soccer fans armed with baseball bats, knifes, and broken bottles vs 200 american football fans armed with the same stuff.
Brits are lead by Tony Blair and Americans are led by Bush, both are wearing plate armour with warhammers and shields.
If either president dies his force of fans loses automatically.
Fighting arena is a soccer field with each force on opposite ends.
So, who wins? :D
The americans. They'll cheat and call in an airstrike first. :p
QuentinTarantino
13-09-2005, 22:54
Stadium collapses
Stadium burns down
They get tear gassed and hosed down
England wins
Rhursbourg
13-09-2005, 23:06
WE would Drop in some Cardiff Fans in and Say The Yanks are really English with fake Accents failing that just send in Hull fans
Anarchic Christians
13-09-2005, 23:13
The americans. They'll cheat and call in an airstrike first. :p
Blue-on-blue.
HowTheDeadLive
13-09-2005, 23:18
WE would Drop in some Cardiff Fans in and Say The Yanks are really English with fake Accents failing that just send in Hull fans
God, CARDIFF FANS?
Aren't they banned under WMD non-proliferation treaties?
Wudewardland
13-09-2005, 23:31
english football fans would kill tony blair then run back to pub as cunning trick. American football fans would die of heart attacks chasing them as they are fat donut eating lard@asses. English football fans would drink pub dry. George Bush would walk in pub thinking that 'the Kings Arms' was a secret British weapons dump rather than a pub. GWB is killed by darts and pool cues. Hoolies then sort each other out. Game over. Park Lane Yids win ahahaahaha
Rhursbourg
13-09-2005, 23:47
God, CARDIFF FANS?
Aren't they banned under WMD non-proliferation treaties?
If not they soon will be
Or Atlanta... I've heard bad things about that place, never been there though, its probably quite nice.
Yeah Atlanta's a nice place. I'd have to go with either Detroit or east DC. A good number of the fans would be crack addicts going cold turkey and in a very bad mood.