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Well, another day of fun cut short. SOme friends and I got an early start to the day, went out into a local field with a cooler full of beer and snacks and played some rugby. As far as I know, they're still playing and having fun. I'll probably see them later tonight. I'm just stopping at the house real quick to change my icepack.

Why? Because cleats+face=broken nose. :(

On the bright side, it's considerably more flexible now. I'll never understand why people want rigid noses. They just break. We should have squishy noses that can absorb impact. Well, I'm off to the doctor. Take care. :p

that sucks :( at least youll look kewl with a nose brace ;)

ooh, squishy noses... what a great idea! I bet they would squeak when doing this:
:fluffle:

hehe! I want one! :D

You broke your nose and on the way to the doctor's, you stop by to make a note of it in General? :eek:

It belongs on one of those "you've been here too long when" lists.

Well, another day of fun cut short. SOme friends and I got an early start to the day, went out into a local field with a cooler full of beer and snacks and played some rugby. As far as I know, they're still playing and having fun. I'll probably see them later tonight. I'm just stopping at the house real quick to change my icepack.

Why? Because cleats+face=broken nose. :(

On the bright side, it's considerably more flexible now. I'll never understand why people want rigid noses. They just break. We should have squishy noses that can absorb impact. Well, I'm off to the doctor. Take care. :p
My sympathies mate. Bad luck. But on the up side, half your face will change colour over the next few days :)

I can't count the number of times I've wondered about our inflexible beaks. You're definitely not the first. Also, to me it seems to be the single best argument both against ID & evolution. I mean, your average cave guy could be screwing the females left & right, while the alpha male's getting the blood out of his eyes & poking his tender snout, all because he fell out of a damn tree...
And ID is laughable. At best it's IDF - Intelligent Design Flaws.. And I'd personally substitute the "Intelligent" with "Malicious 3 Year Old".



Yea.. I broke my nose not too long ago.. For the 4th or 5th time. It bothers me somewhat.

Well, another day of fun cut short. SOme friends and I got an early start to the day, went out into a local field with a cooler full of beer and snacks and played some rugby. As far as I know, they're still playing and having fun. I'll probably see them later tonight. I'm just stopping at the house real quick to change my icepack.

Why? Because cleats+face=broken nose. :(

On the bright side, it's considerably more flexible now. I'll never understand why people want rigid noses. They just break. We should have squishy noses that can absorb impact. Well, I'm off to the doctor. Take care. :p

Bah, Norm Hewitt played with a broken arm for the last 30 minutes of a game once. He had to prop with the broken arm, too. He got to lift the NPC first division trophey at the end of it though.

You broke your nose and on the way to the doctor's, you stop by to make a note of it in General? :eek:

It belongs on one of those "you've been here too long when" lists.

I just dropped off a quick note while my wife packed a new ice pack.

But... maybe you're right. It's all part of my mystique. :)

pffft.. you don't need to go to a doctor... just get some ductape and it'll be as good as new ;) :p

My sympathies mate. Bad luck. But on the up side, half your face will change colour over the next few days :)

I can't count the number of times I've wondered about our inflexible beaks. You're definitely not the first. Also, to me it seems to be the single best argument both against ID & evolution. I mean, your average cave guy could be screwing the females left & right, while the alpha male's getting the blood out of his eyes & poking his tender snout, all because he fell out of a damn tree...
And ID is laughable. At best it's IDF - Intelligent Design Flaws.. And I'd personally substitute the "Intelligent" with "Malicious 3 Year Old".



Yea.. I broke my nose not too long ago.. For the 4th or 5th time. It bothers me somewhat.I've never broken my nose, but I know someone who has broken their nose six times -- in Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Toronto....

Bah, Norm Hewitt played with a broken arm for the last 30 minutes of a game once. He had to prop with the broken arm, too. He got to lift the NPC first division trophey at the end of it though.

Exactly. I get to lift a Sam Adams. Which is a good beer, but I'm really enjoying percocet. :)

Which brings up another interesting question; why is it that the older you get, the groovier your pain medications get? The last time I broke a major bone, all I got was Ibuprophen 800mg. Now I get Percocet? What's up with that?!?

pffft.. you don't need to go to a doctor... just get some ductape and it'll be as good as new ;) :p
Funny...I tried that with my broken leg, but it didn't work. I also tried gluing it back together, but that was a problem, too. :confused:

Exactly. I get to lift a Sam Adams. Which is a good beer, but I'm really enjoying percocet. :)

Which brings up another interesting question; why is it that the older you get, the groovier your pain medications get? The last time I broke a major bone, all I got was Ibuprophen 800mg. Now I get Percocet? What's up with that?!?


Percocets are too good to be wasted on the already wasted?

I broke my leg playing rugby. And it bloody hurt too. But on the bright side at least you can brag about your impressive sporting injury in the future. I couldnt really, as I fell on my leg in a rather "amusing" way, according to onlookers, which has reduced all posibility I had of using it as an excuse for respect.

Percocets are too good to be wasted on the already wasted?
Naw, can't be the answer. When I injured myself during marching band three years back (don't even make any band geek jokes, I don't do marching band anymore) they put me on Percocet, and that was the time that I was like, PERPETUALLY stoned.

Wait, was....is....I'm still perpetually stoned.....

It's not as bad as me. I get high on everything.

I mean EVERYTHING. Noodles, yogurt, fish, even NS. And you wonder why I always act so strangely....;)

It's not as bad as me. I get high on everything.

I mean EVERYTHING. Noodles, yogurt, fish, even NS. And you wonder why I always act so strangely....;)
No, dear.....I think, somehow, I always knew. Even as a bright-eyed, buck-toothed n00b.....it was evident.

Exactly. I get to lift a Sam Adams. Which is a good beer, but I'm really enjoying percocet. :)

Which brings up another interesting question; why is it that the older you get, the groovier your pain medications get? The last time I broke a major bone, all I got was Ibuprophen 800mg. Now I get Percocet? What's up with that?!?It has to do with addiction and St. Agustine who said something like "hook a child of 7 on opiates and he'll be an addict the rest of his life".

Simonist']No, dear.....I think, somehow, I always knew. Even as a bright-eyed, buck-toothed n00b.....it was evident.
:D

You and Neo Kervoskia are the only ones, then.

:D

You and Neo Kervoskia are the only ones, then.
Who knew, or who were buck-toothed? Just curious.
....Nevermind.

Simonist']Who knew, or who were buck-toothed? Just curious.
....Nevermind.
Both, actually... (http://nsthemusical.6.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=28) (scroll down)

Both, actually... (http://nsthemusical.6.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=28) (scroll down)
ROFL you just made my week. May I cuddle you affectionately one day for that?

Simonist']ROFL you just made my week. May I cuddle you affectionately one day for that?
Maybe one day. Maybe two. Maybe three..... :D

Maybe one day. Maybe two. Maybe three..... :D
Oh squeee. In four short months I've attained the opportunity to spoon with the Supreme Ruler of the Uni....Multi.....Omniverse.

Omniverse. That's a good idea. I'm campaigning only next eon. :D

Omniverse. That's a good idea. I'm campaigning only next eon. :D
Universe just seemed too limited, Multiverse too undefined....

Simonist']Universe just seemed too limited, Multiverse too undefined....
"Omniverse" is good, but for a good mystical word for all creation I like "Khoen Vanaar".....

Well, another day of fun cut short. SOme friends and I got an early start to the day, went out into a local field with a cooler full of beer and snacks and played some rugby. As far as I know, they're still playing and having fun. I'll probably see them later tonight. I'm just stopping at the house real quick to change my icepack.

Why? Because cleats+face=broken nose. :(

On the bright side, it's considerably more flexible now. I'll never understand why people want rigid noses. They just break. We should have squishy noses that can absorb impact. Well, I'm off to the doctor. Take care. :p
Ouch! Know what that sort of thing feels like, dude. Hurry back.

I broke my nose once and it sucked. I went to the doctor and he stuck this spoon-like instrument up my nose and pushed all the cartilege back in place and then packed it full of gauze. I had to keep gauze in my nose for a week or so and it was very annoying.

Simonist']Naw, can't be the answer. When I injured myself during marching band three years back




.............. wait..... how do your injure yourself in marching band? .....

I broke my nose once and it sucked. I went to the doctor and he stuck this spoon-like instrument up my nose and pushed all the cartilege back in place and then packed it full of gauze. I had to keep gauze in my nose for a week or so and it was very annoying.

When I broke my nose, my eyes were swollen- one was shut, the other almost. I couldnt see really well at all through the one.

And the sensation of the moment of impact kept happening-it was awful.

Er....don't ask. *walks by whistling innocently*

.............. wait..... how do your injure yourself in marching band? .....
Well, we had to go very swiftly from a half-time to a double-time, it was the first show running through blindly in these formations, and essentially I got smacked by a trombone, sidestepped, and snapped my ankle.

The trombone player wasn't wearing a golden circlet, and was dressed entirely in black robes with gleaming crimson eyes....

....right....? *crosses fingers*

The trombone player wasn't wearing a golden circlet, and was dressed entirely in black robes with gleaming crimson eyes....

....right....? *crosses fingers*
.......Exactly........

My left eye has swollen almost completely shut. That was the side that caught most of the mashing. The right side of my face was cushioned somewhat by the ground. :p

Exactly. I get to lift a Sam Adams. Which is a good beer, but I'm really enjoying percocet. :)

Which brings up another interesting question; why is it that the older you get, the groovier your pain medications get? The last time I broke a major bone, all I got was Ibuprophen 800mg. Now I get Percocet? What's up with that?!?
Pff. You've not had proper painkillers until you've tried one of those nifty self-medicating morphine machines they've got these days. They're the business!

My left eye has swollen almost completely shut. That was the side that caught most of the mashing. The right side of my face was cushioned somewhat by the ground. :p
Put some steak on it, I bet that won't do any good whatsoever. But then take a picture and send it to me.

LMAO At the fact Lunitic GoofBALLS Made a topic called its so squishy

Exactly. I get to lift a Sam Adams. Which is a good beer, but I'm really enjoying percocet. :)

Which brings up another interesting question; why is it that the older you get, the groovier your pain medications get? The last time I broke a major bone, all I got was Ibuprophen 800mg. Now I get Percocet? What's up with that?!?


When I broke my wrist several years ago and had to go to the after hours, they shot me up on morphine, and I don't remember noticing a difference. I'm not sure they were telling the truth about getting the good stuff.

LMAO At the fact Lunitic GoofBALLS Made a topic called its so squishy

They have been stepped on too. Fortunately, they're still intact.

When I broke my wrist several years ago and had to go to the after hours, they shot me up on morphine, and I don't remember noticing a difference. I'm not sure they were telling the truth about getting the good stuff.

You think you got a placebo?

I am the placebo!!!!!

Sorry about your nose LG, although a flexible nose could help in your professional pursuits.

Simonist']Well, we had to go very swiftly from a half-time to a double-time, it was the first show running through blindly in these formations, and essentially I got smacked by a trombone, sidestepped, and snapped my ankle.
:headbang:

Thats all right, I split open my brothers face giving him a bass lesson.

:headbang:

Thats all right, I split open my brothers face giving him a bass lesson.
that absolutely confounds me :confused:

You think you got a placebo?

Yeah I might have. My wrist kept hurting and where the needle went in (into my ass cheek) hurt for ages as well, so I'm not quite sure it was actually morphine.

Either walk it off or have some Robitussm.