NationStates Jolt Archive


Canadia or Canada

Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:01
Does anyone else agree that Canada should henceforth be known as Canadia? I don't mean to offend anyone but I don't really like the name Canada, it sounds too much like Can of Duh, the name Canadia sounds far more regal and cool. Anyone want to start some sort of petition?
Legless Pirates
11-09-2005, 19:03
...it sounds too much like Can of Duh...
What's Duh?
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:03
Canadia flows better
Liskeinland
11-09-2005, 19:05
I agreeā€¦ I often refer to it as Canadia anyway. Yes, Canadia as part of the Commonwealth sounds good.
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:05
What's Duh?

It's not actually a word, it's just what Canada sounds like to me.
Legless Pirates
11-09-2005, 19:06
It's not actually a word, it's just what Canada sounds like to me.
ooooooookay

Canada is better.

Oldschool warriors unite!
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:08
Bah, out with the old and in with the new. CANADIA FOREVER!
Dobbsworld
11-09-2005, 19:08
I don't care what you call my country. How about calling it Fred?
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:08
But just think all ye Canadiaians! No one eill be able to sing the blame Canada song from South Park!
The Noble Men
11-09-2005, 19:09
Canadia sounds like a sexually transmitted disease.
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:10
But just think all ye Canadiaians! No one eill be able to sing the blame Canada song from South Park!

Small loss.
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:11
Canadia sounds like a sexually transmitted disease.


You> :( :sniper: <Me
Liskeinland
11-09-2005, 19:12
I don't care what you call my country. How about calling it Fred? LOL that made me giggle like Mr. Burns!
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:12
You> : :( :sniper: <Me

Another example of Jant's frankly embarresing wit.
Aldranin
11-09-2005, 19:14
Canadia. That way, when I'm talking to someone and I'm about to refer to Canadians, change my mind, and accidently call Canada "Canadia," I won't be wrong, and when I still call it Canada I can just claim that I forgot they changed it.
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:14
An example of Jant's frankly embarresing wit.

This from someone that watches South Park. And spells embarassing wrong.

Me> :headbang: When I think about you.
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:15
I think I just spelt embarassing wrong :confused:
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:17
Just to recap:

Votes FOR Canadia-4
Votes against Canadia-2
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:17
This from someone that watches South Park. And spells embarassing wrong.

Me> :headbang: When I think about you.

I don't watch it, but everyone knows the blame Canada song
Dobbsworld
11-09-2005, 19:18
make a poll. make 'fred' an option, though.
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:18
I don't. Why don't you sing it for me?
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:19
make a poll. make 'fred' an option, though.

Stop hijacking my thread.
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:20
I don't. Why don't you sing it for me?

Fine. I'll go and shout it in your bin.
The Noble Men
11-09-2005, 19:20
You> :( :sniper: <Me

Sir, your masterey at the art of intellectual debate astounds me.
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 19:20
Silence minion.
Manhands
11-09-2005, 19:21
O Canadia....see even the national anthem sounds better with Canadia compared to Canada.
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:23
O Canadia....see even the national anthem sounds better with Canadia compared to Canada.
how does your national anthem go?
Orangians
11-09-2005, 19:23
Embarrassing has two Rs and two Ss. :)

Canadia makes more sense.

Think about it:

Canada = Canadans.

Canadia = Canadians.

I can't believe how brilliant I am. (I also plagiarized this from a website.)
Kiwi-kiwi
11-09-2005, 19:24
I say we take it way back and start calling it Kanata.
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:25
I say we take it way back and start calling it Kanata.
Kanata sucks
Viking Yak Herders
11-09-2005, 19:25
everyone probably already knows this, but 'Canada' actually has a meaning, its an old first nation's name for 'village'. Canadia would mean nothing. Canada as a nation's name is a testament to the stupidity of the people who founded british north america. Our first prime minister was a drunk, our most popular swore in parliament and wore sandals (in parliament, if Trudeau wore them oustide of the house of commons I would be fine with them), and Paul Martin took part in a sponsorship scandal....

wow this has kind of spun away into a tribute of our most memorable prime iminsters, but the fact remains, we need to keep it canada
Europa alpha
11-09-2005, 19:27
Canadia sounds like an empire. Canada more of a country so unless canada wants to invade america or greenland or possible go colonize some place,
i reckon canada suits it better... although i would like to see canada invade somewhere so they can rid their "Were lovely" stereotype... they CANT be that nice can they?!!?
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:29
everyone probably already knows this, but 'Canada' actually has a meaning, its an old first nation's name for 'village'. Canadia would mean nothing. Canada as a nation's name is a testament to the stupidity of the people who founded british north america. Our first prime minister was a drunk, our most popular swore in parliament and wore sandals (in parliament, if Trudeau wore them oustide of the house of commons I would be fine with them), and Paul Martin took part in a sponsorship scandal....

wow this has kind of spun away into a tribute of our most memorable prime iminsters, but the fact remains, we need to keep it canada
1)Its hard to argue in sandles. They should still be worn in parilment

2)America used to be called Vinland. Who wants to change back to that?
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:30
i reckon canada suits it better... although i would like to see canada invade somewhere

Canada should invade Alaska! It would make drawing maps easier for everyone!
Antherak
11-09-2005, 19:37
I believe the name Canada comes from the Native American word "Kanata", meaning town or meeting place.
...and although not many people know this, the full name of Canada is "Canada The Raddest Effing Country in the World". Just FYI. :p
Kiwi-kiwi
11-09-2005, 19:42
Kanata sucks

And I can just as easily say: Canadia sucks.

Yay! Everybody loses!
Jebubuland
11-09-2005, 19:42
I believe the name Canada comes from the Native American word "Kanata", meaning town or meeting place.
...and although not many people know this, the full name of Canada is "Canada The Raddest Effing Country in the World". Just FYI. :p
Im sorry, Monaco kicks Canadia's arse. No tax for anyone except French, Americans and buissness! And they're really rich!
Liskeinland
11-09-2005, 19:45
Canadia sounds like an empire. Canada more of a country so unless canada wants to invade america or greenland or possible go colonize some place,
i reckon canada suits it better... although i would like to see canada invade somewhere so they can rid their "Were lovely" stereotype... they CANT be that nice can they?!!? Canad(i)a's part of the Commonwealth, which is a sort of demi-empire, so Canadia's legitimate.
Of course, Canadia sounds a bit like Cadia. :p
Cana2
11-09-2005, 19:50
Does anyone else agree that Canada should henceforth be known as Canadia? I don't mean to offend anyone but I don't really like the name Canada, it sounds too much like Can of Duh, the name Canadia sounds far more regal and cool. Anyone want to start some sort of petition?
I am against Canadia. If the country did change its name it should be called Marklark or some curse-word ("Bye Mom, I'm going to Fuck for the weekend" "Have fun sweety").

Canada should invade Alaska! It would make drawing maps easier for everyone!
We should invade China. That way one would have to include the entire North Pacific while drawing a map of Canada. We would also be trilingual, a Mandarin(sp?) Chinese class would be created giving students twice as many classes to sleep in. We have already started the invation. Our first step is to let them immigrate to Canada until the are the majority in Canada (doubling our population) then the third step would be owning China. We are much slyer than the USA when it comes to annexation.

although i would like to see canada invade somewhere so they can rid their "Were lovely" stereotype... they CANT be that nice can they?!!?
In fact we are so nice we could invade someone and still have our "We're lovely" stereotype. BTW thank you for noticing that we are nice.
Argesia
11-09-2005, 20:12
I propose it(or she, or whatever) be known as "Greater Quebec".
Liskeinland
11-09-2005, 20:38
I propose it(or she, or whatever) be known as "Greater Quebec". The British would throw you out of the Commonwealth and invade you for being too French.
Stephistan
11-09-2005, 20:47
Canada she is and Canada she will stay. :)
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 21:13
Not if I have anything to do with it :cool:
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 21:15
Canada should invade Alaska! It would make drawing maps easier for everyone!

I agree.
Argesia
11-09-2005, 21:15
The British would throw you out of the Commonwealth and invade you for being too French.
(If you were refering to me personally, note that I am not Canadian, French, French-Canadian, Acadian, Quebecois or whatever. Not envolved in any way, just an innocent bystander.)
They did not make a lot of fuss when Quebec got half of Labrador. And they are the ones to have allowed French as a second language. Plus, nobody thinks the Jersey, Guernesey or Mauritius are too French - just French enough :) .
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 21:16
And I can just as easily say: Canadia sucks.

Yay! Everybody loses!

No. I win. You Lose.
East Canuck
11-09-2005, 21:21
Hey, while we're at it, why not change the USA name to Hicksville or Fred. That way, they'll stop highjacking the title of Americans.

That, at least has a sound reasoning behind changing the name. :)
Desperate Measures
11-09-2005, 21:21
Switzerland!
Kiwi-kiwi
11-09-2005, 21:22
No. I win. You Lose.

That's what you think.
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 21:24
Ok look guys, your ideas are good but they lack focus. Here's what we do:

Step 1- Somehow gain control of Canada (Can-of-Duh)
Step 2- Change its name to Canadia
Step 3- Invade America
Step 4- Take over the world.

Who's with me?
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 21:25
That's what you think.

We'll see...
DrachRyu
11-09-2005, 21:27
Canadans from Canadia! We call em that out here already :P
Tyrannialius
11-09-2005, 21:36
My point exactly.
Argesia
11-09-2005, 21:43
Hey, while we're at it, why not change the USA name to Hicksville or Fred. That way, they'll stop highjacking the title of Americans.

That, at least has a sound reasoning behind changing the name. :)
Exceptionally to the point.
Dobbsworld
11-09-2005, 22:05
Hey, while we're at it, why not change the USA name to Hicksville or Fred. That way, they'll stop highjacking the title of Americans.

That, at least has a sound reasoning behind changing the name. :)
I don't care what you call my country. How about calling it Fred?

It's the New Fred Movement, folks - and just think, you were lucky enough to see it come about in this very thread...

Ready, Freddy?
Tyrannialius
12-09-2005, 15:17
NOOOOOOO :headbang:

Stop hijacking my thread :sniper:
The Downmarching Void
12-09-2005, 18:13
What I want to know is why so many Germans call it Canadia to begin with? Is the addittion of letter I an expression of some kind of deep-seated German need to be the boss of everything? Or is it just that Germans can't read the fucking names on the map properly?

(BTW: Both my parents we born in Germany)
Jebubuland
12-09-2005, 20:00
I propose it(or she, or whatever) be known as "Greater Quebec".
Amen to that! Its almost as good as Canadia!
Jebubuland
12-09-2005, 20:00
The British would throw you out of the Commonwealth and invade you for being too French.
Amen to that also.
Jebubuland
12-09-2005, 20:02
What I want to know is why so many Germans call it Canadia to begin with? Is the addittion of letter I an expression of some kind of deep-seated German need to be the boss of everything? Or is it just that Germans can't read the fucking names on the map properly?

(BTW: Both my parents we born in Germany)
What have Germans got to do with this?
hmmmmm....
Germainia?
Stephistan
12-09-2005, 20:08
Ok, for those who are not aware of the obvious, this is an exercise in futility.

It's Canada and always will be Canada. End of story.
Jebubuland
12-09-2005, 20:18
Ok, for those who are not aware of the obvious, this is an exercise in futility.

It's Canada and always will be Canada. End of story.

They probally said men would always be men before sex changes...
Ragbralbur
12-09-2005, 20:33
Ok, for those who are not aware of the obvious, this is an exercise in futility.

It's Canada and always will be Canada. End of story.

I want to go back to when we could stick dominion in front of it. I miss Dominion Day. That was fun.

Anyway, I'm Canadian, and I personally find it an amusing idea.
Willamena
12-09-2005, 21:02
I don't like Canadia ...sounds too much like Colodia.

;)
Ardalia
12-09-2005, 21:19
As a member of the new Emphatically Silly Party which will be standing in the coming elections I think that Canada should hereby be renamed:

"That silly bit of land that the Americans still havent bothered to annex even though with the Canadians part-French ancestry they probably wouldnt put up much of a fight." And the people would be called the "French loving American-like anti-monarchy weirdos!"
East Canuck
12-09-2005, 21:29
As a member of the new Emphatically Silly Party which will be standing in the coming elections I think that Canada should hereby be renamed:

"That silly bit of land that the Americans still havent bothered to annex even though with the Canadians part-French ancestry they probably wouldnt put up much of a fight." And the people would be called the "French loving American-like anti-monarchy weirdos!"
Funny.

However, you just lost my vote.
Ardalia
12-09-2005, 21:32
I was joking. And would you have voted for us anyway?
East Canuck
12-09-2005, 21:33
I was joking. And would you have voted for us anyway?
With a name like Emphatically Silly Party, in a heartbeat.
The Sods
12-09-2005, 21:38
Im tired of travelling and hearing foreigners (mainly Americans) call me "canadia" and think they are being original and funny. Its not cute and its not amusing. And yes.... you are ignorant for thinking it is.

Are we so inconsequential a nation to consider our name (which has a history) expendable?

wait...dont answer that.
Megaloria
12-09-2005, 21:47
No, I know the word, it means "village" and CANADA is its name. (Or Kanata, if you please). The country's name comes from an actually interesting source, so I'd rather not change it just for the sake of resembling other countries which were simply named after some person or becuase of where they are on a globe.
General Mike
12-09-2005, 21:52
Canadia is the most ridiculous name I've ever heard.
Tyrannialius
13-09-2005, 16:03
Germania sounds too much like Geraniums.
Ardalia
13-09-2005, 18:17
With a name like Emphatically Silly Party, in a heartbeat.

I apologise completely then.

Vote Emphatically Silly Party - You know it makes sense!
Tyrannialius
15-09-2005, 15:31
Canadia is the most ridiculous name I've ever heard.

It's better than Can-Of-Duh.
Tyrannialius
15-09-2005, 15:32
I don't like Canadia ...sounds too much like Colodia.

;)

No it doesn't.
Tyrannialius
15-09-2005, 15:33
Ok, for those who are not aware of the obvious, this is an exercise in futility.

It's Canada and always will be Canada. End of story.

Troll.
Kanabia
15-09-2005, 15:34
No, because everyone will think i'm Canadian.
Hoos Bandoland
15-09-2005, 15:38
But just think all ye Canadiaians! No one eill be able to sing the blame Canada song from South Park!

Sure we can. We just change the words to "Blame Canadia!"
Kryozerkia
15-09-2005, 16:04
Does anyone else agree that Canada should henceforth be known as Canadia? I don't mean to offend anyone but I don't really like the name Canada, it sounds too much like Can of Duh, the name Canadia sounds far more regal and cool. Anyone want to start some sort of petition?
Only if you don't know the correct pronounciation... :rolleyes:
Can-NA-da :p
Tyrannialius
17-09-2005, 13:18
Can-A-Duh still sounds like Can-Of-Duh. Say Can of Duh to yourself quickly and it sounds like Can-A-Duh.